Welcome to the first edition of the Red Pill Round Table!
The Red Pill Round Table is something that Masculine Profiles and I came up with. We’ve decided to take a format that’s been proven successful on sports and business websites and have a red pill version of it. The goal is to provide entertaining commentary and advice in an entertaining and easily digestible format. Hopefully our readers will find it fun and give you a more personal look into our lives.
There is a brief FAQ at the bottom of the post – but for now, enjoy!
What was your first enlightenment to game/red pill?
Masculine Profiles: I found the Roosh V forum late in my college years when searching for “hottest girls in the world” one lazy evening. I couldn’t keep my eyes away from the stuff. I had never seen anything like it before. I remember reading the “Travel” section on RVF for hours on end, for days and days. I loved reading tales of guys traveling to far off lands and seducing beautiful women after just arriving. Everything kind of spiraled for me after that. I bought a Kindle and bought all of Roosh’s work and Naughty Nomad’s book. I had been really into hooking up with chicks for around 2 years when I found this stuff, so it didn’t change my “game” worldview necessarily. All this stuff really helped to clarify a number of things for me.
This Is Trouble: I was in college and trying to fuck this one girl I’d met at a party. One night, I invited her over for dinner and made decent progress, but she kept throwing a key phrase around: “We’re not having sex tonight.” Naturally I assumed this meant that she didn’t want to have sex. But she said it so many times that night I was suspicious. After she left, I punched, “When a girl says we’re not having sex” into Google and I stumbled onto Chateau Heartiste. Jaw to the floor, and the rest is history.
What is one thing all men can do to improve themselves starting TODAY?
Masculine Profiles: Decide what he wants. If you’re not sure what you want in life, it’s hard to go get it. Once you have clear goals and an idea about where you want to go, things will fall into place. I believe in the law of attraction. If you can think it, you can do it. However, we suffer from some many options these days and I think everyone gets confused. Clarify what you want and then build your life around achieving it.
If you’re not hitting the gym daily, that’s a must too.
This Is Trouble: Stop reading this, right now. I’m not kidding. Actions speak louder than words. Everyone who stumbles across this kind of content has a phase in which they read hundreds or thousands of blog posts and soak up as much information as they can. They become walking encyclopedias on self improvement and game, but it still doesn’t do an ounce a good if you’re not applying it consistently in real life. This means you hit the gym, hit on women, and start kicking ass instead of watching someone else’s blog evolve.
When single – what’s your preferred method of meeting women?
Masculine Profiles: I prefer sleep to all else. Some dudes have endless energy and love stay out until the wee hours of the morning. I hate that. Occasionally it’s fun, but I can’t live that lifestyle. Thus, I prefer to meet women online. You spam out some messages and then set up dates when it’s convenient for you. You can still have the sex life comparable to royalty of the past while getting 9 hours of sleep a night.
Online dating also is great when nightlife is shit in your area. Meeting women at night can be great fun, but there’s only certain places where this is preferable.
This Is Trouble: I’ve done it all (daygame, nightgame, online game) with success. I have more fun at night when I’m out with my friends. It’s always a go-with-the-flow kind of vibe, and getting to socialize with dozens of people is something I enjoy. But it’s not terribly efficient as far as money, energy, and time goes. Not to mention your liver. Online is incredibly efficient, but I made the mistake of going on too many dates and burning myself out. The thrill of a sober daygame pickup is hard to beat. When you first start out and think, “I want to be able to walk up to any girl and pick her up,” that’s what pops into my head. But with a typical office 9-6 job, it’s hard to carve out that time at this point in my life.
If I had to pick one, I’d probably pick online, but you could talk me into night if I had great logistics and connections.
Which do you prefer one-night stand & flings, or relationships? And why?
Masculine Profiles: I keep things casual. Traveling often is what I enjoy doing, so long term relationships are not really an option. As well, I’ve found relationships to be more of a hassle than they are worth. If you can get consistent sex without commitment, I don’t see the point until you want a family.
Your girl isn’t a pretty little snowflake. She’s a girl and she has her flaws. I’ve yet to meet a man who didn’t have thoughts of children in his mind who was happier in a relationship than out of one, sans the honeymoon phase.
This Is Trouble: My opinion: if you’ll have sex with a girl once, why wouldn’t you want to have sex with her again? If you’re consistently dumpster diving just to get a nut, you’re selling yourself short as far as quality. I’m currently in a happy relationship, but had a harem with 3-4 girls in it prior to that. I was quite happy with that situation – one or two girls I was dating relatively seriously, another one or two who was a consistent weekly fuckbuddy, and a date with a new girl every week. Granted it was exhausting, but incredibly fulfilling.
What’s your worst or most embarrassing failure with women and sex?
Masculine Profiles: Lord, there’s too many to count. The worst had to be when I was 19. Hotel room with two friends and three chicks after a night out. I had a lot of status at the time and the hottest chick in the group wanted it. We had been making out, but due to there being 4 others in the room – we didn’t have a place to bone.
She was determined though…
She walked into the bathroom, “MP, can you help me turn the water on?”
I turned around and gave her a look of bewilderment, “Huh?”
“Yeah, I just can’t seem to get it on. Could you help me?” She said as she gave me a look.
I was oblivious, “How in the hell can’t you turn a faucet on?”
She frowned and came out of the bathroom. I turned around and my friends jaw was on the floor. He face palmed and I knew I had fucked up.
She wanted to fuck in the bathroom, the only private spot in the room. I had no idea what she was up to. The girls left the room shortly after my mishap. I never ended up fucking the girl even though we continually saw each other around for the next year.
This Is Trouble: I could write a book of these…but if I have to pick one, it’d be with one of the first girls I fucked after discovering game. We’d had a few drinks, and frankly she wasn’t very attractive. She didn’t put up any resistance, but I couldn’t get hard with a condom. So I let her blow me for a while (probably 10 mins), and got it going. Put another condom on, went flat again. Finally I got up, took a piss, and made a conscious effort to sober myself up. We started kissing again and I got a third and final condom. I managed to stay hard and penetrate her. Two strokes later, I came. Never talked to her again.
Here’s a few questions we’ve anticipated might come up.
How often will the Red Pill Round Table run?
The plan is for this to be a weekly column. It will rotate between Masculine Profiles and This Is Trouble. The usual posting day will be Wednesday.
Can I join in on the Red Pill Round Table?
We’d like to ultimately have about five people on the “panel” so to speak. So if you have a blog and are interested, drop one of us a line. We started off with three but one dropped out, and we’d definitely like to add a third person sooner rather than later.
Where are the questions coming from?
Right now, we’re writing them ourselves. But we absolutely want questions from our readership. If you have a good question you’d like answered next week, drop it in the comments and we’ll try to get to it.
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