This is a guest post by my friend “El Conquistador” about Thai women. He’s spent significant time around the globe and Thai girls are one of his highest recommendations. I took my own trip to Thailand in 2020, and have added my own thoughts in red below.
On all my travels around the world over the past decade, Thai women nudge ahead of Mexicans as the friendliest and most generous girls I’ve met.
This (among other reasons) is why I tell single guys heading to Asia for the first time to start in the land of smiles.
Just as I recommended Peruvian women as the optimal starting point for any international playboy aiming to crack the code of Latina girls, Thailand women are a similarly easy intro to dating Asian women.
The Philippines are also a pretty good in this regard but Thailand has better infrastructure and is more tourist/expat friendly.
And the girls are just as easy—click here to see what I mean.
Because I was all about the tits and ass, most of my travels have been through Latin America. But one visit to Thailand and having a Thai girlfriend for 6 months gave me a shot of yellow fever that I’m still infected with.
If I had to compare Thailand with any country in Latin America, I would say:
Thailand is the Dominican Republic of Asia.
If you haven’t been to either and don’t understand the following comparison, bear with me.
Here’s what the DR and Thailand have in common:
Having said all that, there are some differences:
But that’s enough about Thai dudes, let’s talk about Thai women.
Cute faces and small, thin frames are the norm—nirvana for guys escaping the obesity epidemic in the west. However, svelte does have a downside. If you are a tits and ass man, Thai women (and Asian girls in general, apart from Indonesian) are not for you.
In terms of complexion, Thai people are slightly darker than Japanese, Chinese and Korean, for example. This is a good thing for caucasian guys because Thai girls worship white skin.
You will still get laid with Thai women if you are a darker-skinned guys who is in shape and well dressed—but you might get bitter seeing pigeon-chested, pale dorks get treated like Thor while you get ignored.
Thai girls oscillate between the extremes of the female psyche.
They are either any man’s dream girl:
Thai women can also be:
The question guys always want answered is: Will I get cock-blocked by the language barrier?
In a word, no.
Thai girls know enough English to be able to date you a few times but not enough to make a real connection over a longer relationship.
You’re thinking of learning Thai? It’s a steep learning curve (more tones than Mandarin) and not really worth it unless you plan to live there long term.
However, learn a few words and you’ll differentiate yourself from the hordes of cargo-short wearing backpackers. Being able to butcher a few phrases will make the local girls squeal with delight and it will make a huge difference to your day game efforts.
Despite evidence to the contrary in Soi Cowboy, not all Thai girls are pros and gold diggers – there are around 30 million of them after all.
Granted it is hard to bang a “good” Thai girl if you are there on vacation but not unheard of. Thai women are promiscuous (compared to Vietnamese women, who are more conservative) and it shouldn’t take more than 2 dates before you are balls deep in tight Asian pussy.
Here is my summary of the cities and areas of Thailand that I have visited:
Hedonistic and chaotic.
If you know of any city worse for health and productivity, please tell me.
You’ll be partying until the sun comes up, downing cheap Gin and Tonics and banging Thai women until your balls are dry.
Most guys stay in the Sukhumvit area but you’ll want to venture out of here if you want to meet non-pros.
Bangkok is cheap to live in but if you get caught up in the party lifestyle (you will) the costs mount up. However, on a budget of between $1,500-2,000 USD per month, you’ll be living very comfortably.
Update October 2019
Having spent some time in Thailand this year, I really can’t agree more with El Conquistador. Bangkok is honestly pretty dirty, grimey, the traffic is unbelievable—it’s just not a place you’d really want to live in unless you just really like having sex with professionals and drinking copious amounts of booze.
It’s unbearingly hot during the day, so the only time to go out and actually enjoy is the night, hence why it’s got such a party atmosphere.
Don’t even try to do the European-style “daygame” of walking the streets. When it’s 110 Fahrenheit (40 Celsius) and 100% humidity, there’s just no way you can. Maybe you could do some pickup on the BTS Skytrain, but even that’s so crowded and full of people sweating, I can’t imagine it would be very successful.
I stayed at the Conrad Bangkok which was a nice enough place. Overall, if I was going to live in Bangkok, I’d pretty much be trying to rent an apartment in a nice, new building that had both a gym, pool, and a basic supermarket all within the building itself. I’d plan on only really going outside during the evening or nighttime hours.
Cheaper and more conservative than Bangkok but you are more likely to run out of girls (or run into girls you’ve already banged).
Both Bangkok and Chang Mai have big location independent communities and plenty of co-working spaces: Check out Third Place in Bangkok.
Infested with European sex tourists and hard-faced prostitutes.
Avoid like the plague – a disease some of the girls probably have.
Koh Samui is just lots of couples and Australian guys.
I prefer the less popular Koh Tao which has fewer tourists and some of the world’s best diving spots.
It’s difficult to find normal Thai girls on the islands but you’ll find plenty of other nationalities willing to get drunk and bang.
Update October 2019
I spent time in Phuket and would not recommend it. It was mostly just Russian and Chinese tourists. I was with a girl, and it was “okay” for that. What I mean is that it’s not super romantic, it’s not like Koh Samui. But, it is nice “enough”, and in addition to that there’s quite a bit to do, as Phuket is a pretty large island.
If you decide to go to an island, you will have 100 people all telling you 100 different things, so just roll with whatever you feel like. If you are dating a Thai girl, obviously, take her recommendation if she can provide you a more locals experience.
Pulling from non-pro night clubs in Thailand is difficult.
The HISO (high society) are tough nuts to crack without local contacts. Chalk it up to the cultural norms of Thailand.
By far the easiest bangs you will get will be from online and your best chance of meeting a good girl is from day game. There are, however, a few adjustments you will have to make to your day game approach. Remember to be more discreet as these Thai girls will be very shy and intimidated by a handsome foreign guy. I deal with this by using the business card technique to slip her my number without drawing attention.
As mentioned earlier, there is a lot of trash on the dating sites in Thailand and most of the girls will have banged dozens of Farangs (foreign guys).
You’ll have to wade through a sea of hookers, ladyboys and money requests:
“My baby has asthma. Can you send me some money so I can buy medicine for him?”
…was one request I got.
The best site for meeting Thai girls, by far, is Thai Cupid. The site’s paywall stops a lot of idiots joining the site and spamming girls.
Tinder is popular in Thailand and if you use it in conjunction with Thai Cupid, you’ll have at least 3 dates per day lined up.
The nightclub scene in Thailand is so infested with hookers that you should be wary of any girl who is willing to go home with you.
“Guilty until proven innocent” is my policy in Thai nightclubs.
Just straight up ask her if she’s a working girl. It’s much better to have an awkward conversation in the bar than an argument in your apartment/hotel room later on. If she’s a normal girl, she won’t take offence as she’s knows how many Thai women trade sex for money.
Update October 2019
I think our guest blogger underplayed this. Sex is a huge part of Thai culture, and yeah, you should definitely ask if she’s a working girl or not. The amount of sex that can be bought on any street at any time of day is absolutely astounding.
Overall though, I was saddened by the sex scene.
It’s just not that good.
The girls dancing in all the bars aren’t that attractive, and they look miserable.
The old white guys wandering the streets with beer in hand look like zombies waiting to die.
It’s just sort of sad.
Last but not least. These creatures are not easy to spot. I fell foul once but that’s a story for a different article.
Update October 2019
I disagree strongly with this.
It’s very easy to spot them, if you are reasonably sober. Their hands are obviously large, the Adam’s Apple can’t be missed, and as soon as they open their mouth you should have very little doubts on whether or not a Thai girl is a ladyboy. Plus, their mannerisms (such as hips swaying) are so overexagerrated, and their body language is very obviously male.
If you were really drunk, and really horny…
Yeah, it could happen.
Until next time,
– El Conquistador