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Don’t Go Out on St. Patrick’s Day if You Want to Get Laid

I have a rule about St. Patrick’s Day, and really – any holiday that is considered a good holiday to “go out and get laid”. That rule is…

I don’t go out.

Those rules apply to the following holidays:

  • St. Patrick’s Day
  • Cinco de Mayo
  • Memorial Day
  • 4th of July
  • Halloween
  • New Year’s Eve

Now, this doesn’t mean I’m a total fun suck. When I say I don’t bother going out, it doesn’t mean I won’t see friends or partake in some activity. For example, I go to BBQs and drink at the pool with my friends on 4th of July. This past Halloween I went to a football game. On New Year’s Eve I threw a party at my apartment.

But my days of going out in order to meet a hottie for the night on days like St. Patrick’s Day are long gone.

Here’s why.



Simply put, everyone in America who is stuck in a jail cell all day uses these few holidays as their one chance to break out and “let loose”. This means that the clubs and bars are flooded with people who aren’t normal nightlife fans, and the result is absurd lines, absurd prices, and an overall shit show that no experienced player wants to deal with.


Why would you want to?

Once you reach a certain point of game, you’re not getting stumbling drunk in order to find a girl to get laid. More likely, your nights are far more calculated, paced, and calm. St. Patrick’s Day throws all of that out the window.


Remember, girls care all about their reputation.

With holidays that have a reputation of being a slutty shitshow (even if it’s not true), girls are naturally even more on guard. They can’t be the one girl in a circle of friends who goes home and fucks a stranger, if the rest of them don’t. Add in the fact that girls going out alone is becoming even more rare these days, and you’ve suddenly got an even bigger obstacle to overcome to getting some pussy.


Every nerd in the country who never gets his dick wet goes out on St. Patrick’s Day in the hopes of doing some Irish car bombs and getting lucky.

He never does.

AND his bad game makes it harder for you to get laid, too. You know exactly who this guy is. He’s the guy stumbling around chugging shitty Irish whiskey, while dressed in a poor-fitted t-shirt and New Balance sneakers. he’s the guy approaching everything in sight and “hollering” at them, scaring them off (see my point above). And really, he’s approaching everybody. By the time you, as a cool and suave player, get to some girls – they’ll have been approached by so many of these drunk bozos that they genuinely don’t want to talk to any guys.

Can’t say I blame them.


I realize this post has been pretty negative, and I generally like to keep a positive mindset, so…

That doesn’t mean you have to “waste” St. Patrick’s Day. Use it to get ahead. Get some work done on a side hustle, hit the gym, or if you have a girl, spend a night at home with her. Utilize a shepherd’s pie or a corned beef with cabbage recipe.

The best part – get up early tomorrow.

Beat everyone out the door to the gym. By the time they’ve woken up and consumed more greasy food to fight off their hangover, you’ll have already accomplished a lot with your day. They’ll spend their day hungover and you’ll spend your day kicking ass.

So say no to St. Patrick’s Day.

I rarely say this, but it’s simply not worth the trouble.

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Kyle Trouble

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.

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GoldmundUnleashed - March 17, 2016

These holidays are extremely obnoxious if you go out and expect to mingle with the masses–the horrendous game is amped to the max.


They are hands down the best, most fun, times to roll out with a camera. If you have a DSLR out and visible, many times you will get approached by girls asking to take their photos.

The camera sets you apart because in order to take pictures, you are removed from the hordes. Girls notice this right away and automatically feel more comfortable around you and want to be part of a different kind of fun.

I’ll be out in Manhattan later today and having some good laughs with the revelers. And I will not be wearing green.

ten zły - March 17, 2016

Horrible, drunk game… sounds familiar.. Guilty of charge 🙂 that is main reason why i stoped drinking to point getting drunk

    Kyle [] - March 17, 2016

    There’s a point where everyone’s game suffers after drinking too much.

      ten zły - March 18, 2016

      That is true. Although I am pretty bad at game when sober too 😉 To be honest I find most interactions with girls very boring, that may be a reason for my bad game, I don’t enjoy myself. Only reason for any interaction with girls that I have is being horny. For me game is more an eye opener than tool that I use.

        Kyle [] - March 18, 2016

        Well if you’re planning on meeting me in Poland, we can do some coaching. Let me know if that interests you.

          ten zły - March 18, 2016

          Actually I’m probably not gonna be able to meet, things are pretty crazy for me right now with a lot on my plate.

          Kyle [] - March 18, 2016

          Let me know if it works out.

          ten zły - March 18, 2016

          Well, it’s quite serious case of cancer that attacked very close family member, so you can probably guess the answer.

          Kyle [] - March 18, 2016

          Very sorry to hear that. You have my best wishes.

manuel hernandez - March 17, 2016

It’s not even about getting laid or not. I hate holidays. I don’t even celebrate my own birthday unless someone wants to do it for me. And I get annoyed by “bandwagon” holidays like this one. Plus I’m Mexican. The only way I’m celebrating St Patrick’s is in Dublin in a public with a redhead lass at my side while drinking Guinness. Otherwise no, I refuse. And people wonder why I’m becoming antisocial.

    Kyle [] - March 17, 2016

    Ha, I don’t disagree with you. I think holidays as a whole are quite overrated. Why need an excuse to hang out with family? Provided you like them, of course.

      ten zły - March 18, 2016

      Working class slaves need such things not to rebel. As the were saying in ancient times “panem et circenses” (bread and circuses). Basic technique to control masses along side with shaming.

        Kyle [] - March 18, 2016

        Exactly. It’s an “escape”.

        The reality is that I’m finding it a lot easier not to drink now that I’m running the show and not reporting to an office.


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