#princess - This Is Trouble


Eventually I hope to be a dancer in the Disney parade at Disneyland or even better a Disney princess. (preferably Belle)


I’m trolling online dating sites tonight.  Came across this gem.  This screams high maintenance to me.

“Not only do I want to be a princess, but I know EXACTLY the princess I must be!”

More on this tomorrow, because this is exactly the attitude that makes dating so weird and difficult these days.

Kyle Trouble

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.

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the real olive - July 20, 2013

Yeesh. My best friend is a princess. Fuck that shit. The only appeal there is the library. And I’ll get that on my own.

Daddy, Please Stop Calling Her A Princess | This Is Trouble - February 18, 2014

[…] in the name of Disney would you ever call your daughter a princess?  Per Merriam-Webster, the definition of a princess is as […]


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