How to Meet, Seduce, and Bang Polish Women: The Blueprint - This Is Trouble

How to Meet, Seduce, and Bang Polish Women: The Blueprint

Polish women are some of my favorite girls I’ve ever encountered while traveling. After taking several trips to Poland in the last couple of years, I’m officially ready to declare these girls as some of the sluttiest, yet feminine, girls on the planet.

Simply put, Poland lies in Central Europe. Which means that it is quite literally a crossroads. It intersects the amazing femininity and beauty of Eastern Europe with the increasing levels of sluttiness in the Western world. The end result is that you can meet some amazing Polish women who are:

  1. Happy to cook, clean, and treat you like a king
  2. Happy to jump right into bed with you and do dirty things

When you mix these two things together, it’s a perfect combination to have a lot of fun. And while I wouldn’t want to marry any of these girls, for a month long trip it was a blast.

My Stats

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Perhaps it’s necessary to shed some light on my exact experiences with Polish girls. Consider it my resume, if you will. In Krakow this year, I racked up 4 bangs in the first 12 days, then took my foot off the gas to focus on work.

I also picked it back up again in the last days and had 3 different new girls on my bed in 4 days, but didn’t close any. Two of them were those “if things fell just a bit differently it would have happened” kind of situations, so it could’ve easily been even better.

Let’s break down the bangs.

#1: 21 years old. This happened my second night there. Massive tits. She suggested Piljania, a crazy college bar where you can buy a shot and a beer for $1. After two shots and two beers each we just walked back and fucked.

#2: 25 years old. Took three dates to get this one. Dated her for the rest of the month.

#3: 28 years old, Romanian flag, but had lived in Poland for a long time. Literally invited me over at 11pm on a Tuesday to “drink wine”. Fucked her within 30 minutes.

#4: 20 years old, Polish girl who was born in Poland but moved to England when she was 5. The sluttiness shone through though as she begged me to raw dog her and bust inside her on the first night (thank you IUDs).

I alternated with seeing #2 and #4 every day for the last two weeks, and got laid nearly every night I was there.

The Personalities of Polish Women

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Simply put, Polish girls are fun. They like to drink, they like to party, and they like to fuck. They also have no hangups whatsoever about doing all three of these things in huge quantities. And quickly.

Their personalities are not as cold as Russian girls or Ukrainian women, their counterparts to the east. They are far more warm and friendly. But with that said, they are also not as feminine as those girls. Polish girls are far less likely to show up to a date in high heels. They won’t worship the ground you walk on. They are independent thinkers and like the idea of having a career and “discovering themselves.”

Whether this is a bad thing or not is up to you. As I said, it’s a balancing act.

As another note, if you are a foreign man:

Polish girls love foreigners.

Especially those who have dark skin. With my half Asian/dark skinned look, I’ve never been eye fucked more in my life than every time I’ve been in Poland.

Physical Appearance of Polish Girls


There’s a lot of blue eyes and a lot of blonde hair. There’s also a decent chunk of brunettes mixed in there. If you like redheads, you’ll have to look elsewhere.

Most women in Poland have pleasant faces, but there are a fair share of butter faces. Also, the influence from the Western part of the women has started to show itself in their bodies. McDonald’s and KFC on every corner has made many Polish girls an unacceptable size.

Overall though, Polish women are far more beautiful and thin than most girls in the West. On top of it, their attitudes and personalities are infinitely better.

Here are some examples of what cream-of-the-crop blondes and brunettes look like.

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Polish girls, the brunette look.

Polish girls, the blonde look.

How to Get Laid in Poland With Polish Women

You can meet the women of Poland in several ways. They like to go out and party, so nightgame is an option. Daygame can work too.

Also, the real goldmine is Tinder.

You can easily pull a Polish girl home and have a one night stand from a club, but let’s lay down the foundation to have sex on a date with a Pole.

  1. Set the time and place. You should aim for it to be a drinking date. If she suggests something like a cheap college bar, it means she likes to party–accept the invitation. You don’t need to pick a high-end venue to impress a Polish woman.
  2. Go on the drink and be a charming bastard. Flirt unapologetically with her. Get sexual.
  3. Invite her home.
  4. Fuck her brains out—sure, Poland is a Catholic country, buuuuttttt….
  5. She probably won’t want a relationship (Western thinking), so stick her in your harem.

The thing is, Polish women want to have sex, and they really want to have sex with foreigners. As long as you follow basic game principles, it’s a slam dunk. Just be a charming guy on the date, give her an excuse to come back with you, and don’t assume anything.

You’ll find this blueprint will lead to smashing success with Poles.

No pun intended.

If you want to meet beautiful Polish women, this site is a sure bet (note that the name is Russian Cupid but there are a LOT of Polish girls on it). 

Kyle Trouble

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.