Kyle Trouble here: This guest post about Peruvian women is written by my friend, El Conquistador.
When a wannabe International Playboy asks me about traveling to Latin America, I always tell him: “Go to Lima. Meet Peruvian women.“
Lima is safe (if you stick to areas I recommend), the girls speak good English and lie on their backs for most foreign guys.
Peru is the first step on the path to Latin America pussy slaying mastery.
Brazil can be dangerous for newbies and the idea that Brazilian girls are very sexual is an urban myth.
Colombian women can be devious and slippery.
Bolivia and Ecuador are not worth it—the girls are ugly.
Argentine girls look down their noses at your approaches.
Venezuela is off limits for the time being.
Dominican women will take the shirt off your back if you are green and Cuba is mostly pay-for-play.
Now you know why you should visit Peru if you want to get your dick wet, what follows is the How To Guide to traveling in Peru and seducing Peruvian women.
I’ll start with a description of Peruvian women and what type of guys do well in the land of the Incas. Next I’ll tell you which cities you should focus your efforts on, and finally, I’ll give you the tools you’ll need to spread as many Peruviana legs as possible.
The average Peruvian girl is not good looking but the high-end talent is just as good as anywhere else.
Colombia’s female talent is more of a diamond:
Few ugly girls, a handful of smokeshows and an abundance of high 6’s and solid 7’s. It’s like a modern European country with a bulging middle-class.
Peru, in contrast, is like a neo-liberal state. All Peruvian women between the ages of 18-35 herded together and sorted by looks would form a pyramid. The best looking girls (usually the ones with Spanish blood) are incredible but few and far between while you’ll find masses of square-bodied, flat-nosed 3’s and 4’s.
When guys bash Peruvian women’s aesthetics, I always counter that the girls have really cute faces (second only to Colombian girls).
Unfortunately, they can’t compete with their northern neighbours from the neck down.
Many of the Peruvian girls you’ll meet have banged lots of gringos.
Hey, if you want easy girls, you have to take the good with the bad.
The White God factor is big in the land of the Incas so dye your hair blonde and get some blue eye contact lenses if you can.
Sorry to all the dark-skinned brothas out there, the red pill is painful to swallow sometimes. Chin up and go meet some Brazilian women or Mexican girls.
Latina swordsmen should focus on three major Peruvian cities (in order of preference):
Most of Lima, outside of a few historical areas, is slum central. There are only a few areas of Lima that I would stay in:
I can’t hide my love for Miraflores: it’s clean, safe, right on the ocean and walkable to nightlife/shopping outlets.
Do your daygame work in the following two malls: Larcomar and Jockey plaza.
Famed for having the best food in Peru, Arequipa is both safer and smaller than Lima and second only to Cusco for architecture and things to do.
Due to the heavy influx of Spaniards during Colonial times, the city also has more white-skinned, caucasian-looking girls than Lima and many more than Cusco.
While Cusco is not a city to base up for a few months (too touristy and with a transient population) it’s great for lovers of night game. Here’s why: “What happens in Cusco stays in Cusco“. The girls most likely to bang are not local girls but the girls visiting from Lima for the weekend.
Just remember to layer up as it gets chilly up in the mountains at night.
To help you decide where to go, here are a couple of extra tips:
For those adventurous souls, check out Iquitos if you want to explore the jungle and enjoy some Phillipines-level foreigner exotic value.
Gringo hunters are the low-hanging fruit of Lima nightlife and if you want easy pickings, start your nights with drinks in local hostels then head to the clubs at midnight. Certain clubs in Lima will be easier because the girls will be looking for gringos. Here are three Lima night clubs I recommend, in order from the most gringo hunter infested to the least:
Just make sure you dress slightly better than the other gringos. I stumbled on this insight one night in Lima when I rocked a blazer in Gothica and received twice the eye contact that I usually did in my v-neck t-shirt.
Tinder is big in Lima so make sure your swiping game is sharp. Consider investing in Kyle’s book, optimize your photos, and get a few Spanish openers ready that you can copy and paste.
If you are going to visit a few different cities in Peru, get a Peru Cupid account and pipeline the whole country.
Apply the tips in this article and you’ll have so many Peruvian girls blowing up your phone—you’ll be begging me to take them off your hands.
The advantage of online game in Lima is that lots of girls on these sites speak English.
After Argentine girls, Peruvian girls have the best English skills in all of Latin America.
Don’t overcomplicate dates with Peruvian girls.
A drink at a local bar then back to your place is good enough 90% of the time. If it’s a weekend. meet her at the club and at 2am tell her you’re going home and ask her to come with you.
As Kyle emphasizes on this blog, traveling and being a cool guy is about so much more than just girls. In Peru you’ll be spoilt for great food, history and nature.
When you want to drain your balls, you’ll find plenty of girls who are worldly and speak good English.
PS: Make sure you set up some dates with Peru’s finest before you go.
Updated October 2019:
Everything I hear about Peru these days is that it’s continuing to go just a little bit downhill. Lots of people want that Lima lifestyle, which is driving prices further and further up, pushing many people out of the desirable Miraflores area unless you are really balling out in cash.
Of course, Latin America, as always, is notoriously unstable as a continent(s). You’ve got Venezuela which is in the middle of disaster and is currently a no-fly zone for all but the bravest of international playboys. You’ve got Brazil which is always a mess. Argentina has had an economic meltdown. Colombia is still Colombia.
This means that lots of people are going to places where it’s at least a little bit safer, like Peru.
Then as the foreign money comes in, the girls are getting lazier and more unattractive, which is typical.
I think this is well illustrated by this comment:
I’m a Gringo from Texas and have been living in Peru for about 6 years now doing export business. I’ll just tell you like I tell my friends back home, Peru isn’t the place to come too if you´re looking for hot chicks period.
I have lived in the jungle, sierra and Lima and have been pretty much everywhere in Peru with the exception of the upper northwest side like Piura and Tumbes. Sure you can find a few nice girls even in the worst hellholes on Earth but the fact of the matter is most Peruvian women are just too indigenous looking, so if you like girls that look like Pocahontas (and not the cartoon “cute” version either) than you will like Peru.
But it’s not just that they are physically unattractive they are also like lifeless Zombies. These girls can’t fuck either, it’s like fucking a dead corpse with these Peruvian girls and I’ve been with girls from the jungle also where they are supposed to be more “caliente” but that my friends is all BS.
The women here are also lazy and don’t take care of their bodies.
Some of the chicks you see have the meat in the right places but they don´t do any exercise to tone that shit up.
Sure they’re easy to get but shit the only ones that have some talent in bed are the ones that have been with gringos before.
Colombia is where you need to go, beautiful women all over the place and they think they are just normal because there are so many hot ones. Unlike here in Peru if you do find a cute one, not only is she going to know she’s hot but millions of other guys are already trying to get her also.
Another thing about Peruvian women is they don’t seem to have any real preferences in men, it’s all about resources that they need at the moment. It could be money, food, clothes or whatever but they will go with the man that has whichever resources they need at the time to give. It doesn’t matter if you are a young good looking guy or an old man in a wheelchair they will go for the resources and not physical attraction or anything natural like that.
Me, I don’t even waste my time with Peruvian chicks anymore I always go over to Colombia or Brazil for women, it’s WAY better.