Last updated: May 28, 2019

The Ultimate Guide to Dating Guatemalan Women

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Kyle here, this guest post about Guatemalan women is a guest post by Dating Dominican.

I understand why many men claim Guatemalan women aren’t the most attractive in Latin America. The average girl in Guatemala has a native, Mayan look to her that simply isn’t what most guys consider sexy.

You don’t travel to meet average looking girls, though. You want to meet sexy, high-end women while traveling that you might not have access to while back home. That’s why dating and traveling is so awesome.

Guatemala is a great place to do that. While the average looks of a girl here is ugly as sin, there’s more than enough good looking girls to go around. Guatemala is the biggest country in all of Central America. It’s not even close.

Guatemala has nearly 16 million people. The next most populous country, Honduras, has around nine million. Guatemala is nearly twice as big as any other country in the region. The country has four times more people than Panama does and over three times as many as Costa Rica!

That means there’s some hot women in Guatemala. The stats dictate that there’s some good looking girls somewhere in Guatemala. It took me a minute to figure out where they all hang out, but once I did, I couldn’t get enough of Guatemalan women.

What are Guatemalan Women Like?

Once I found where the hot Guatemalan girls were hiding, I started to date a few of them. They look great and I was a huge fan of their personalities. Around 20% of the country is of European ancestry and these types of Guatemalan girls tend to be upper-class and stunning.

There’s also tons of mestizos in the country. These girls are mixed European and Native American blood. Many of these girls look really good, too. If you’re a foreigner, these girls will often fall for you pretty quickly.

It should be noted that if a Guatemalan girl isn’t a gringo hunter, then she will be fairly conservative. She will probably make you wait a few dates before sleeping with you. I even had one girl make me wait four dates without booze before we went to bed. She had also never been with a foreigner before, which accounted for a lot of the delay.

The gringo hunters will be easy pickings. You’ll find them on Tinder in Guatemala City and at the bars in Antigua. These girls will have slept with foreigners before and won’t make you wait too long for sex if they’re into you.

I found the girls here to be some of the more loyal Latin girls around. Guatemalan culture is more reserved and conservative than a lot of places in Latin America. While you have to look to find great looking girls here, they will stay loyal to you if you want a girlfriend.

Guatemalan food is also fantastic and these girls love to cook for their man. If you find an attractive girl here, make sure you ask her to cook for you. She will not disappoint. Out of the three girls who cooked for me, all of them left me more than satisfied in a number of manners.

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Best Cities to Meet Guatemalan Girls

While Guatemala has more people than anywhere else in Central America, nearly all of the good looking girls congregated around a few cities. If you want to date and seduce Guatemalan girls, then you’ll want to be in Guatemala City and Antigua. There are a few other places you could look like:

  • Xela
  • Panajachel
  • San Pedro

While you may meet a girl from Guatemala in these spots, there’s a good chance you’ll meet some tourists, too. Plus, these places are too small. You’re much better off heading to the capital or the backpacker mecca.

Guatemala City is the largest city in Central America. With nearly three million people, you’ll have a lot of Guatemalan girls to choose from. The richest Guatemalans live here, so you’ll find the high-end girls here.

Antiagua is the backpacker mecca of Central America. You’ll find thousands of people come to this city every month to study Spanish, live cheaply, and party. It’s a wild place. Many rich Guatemalans come here to party on the weekends from Guatemala City, especially the gringo hunters.

Both of these cities give you a great chance to sleep with Guatemalan girls. I’d recommend staying a few weeks in Guatemala City and using all the online dating options at your fingertips. Then head to Antigua and party for a bit. Invite your girls from Guatemala City up any night you don’t want to party, as it’s only a 45 minute ride away.

If you put in the legwork in Guatemala City, then you can live a great life in Antigua for cheap. You’ll be able to party whenever and invite hot Guatemalan chicks from the capital to come stay a night with you when you don’t feel like going out.

How to Seduce Girls in Guatemala

Seducing girls in Guatemala City is a bit harder than in neighboring countries like Honduras or El Salvador. The culture is more conservative and the attractive women have less competition here than in other places.

While that may be true, you can still do well here if you speak Spanish and act less like a backpacker and more like an adult. Spanish is huge here, as women will be impressed by your ability. They see lots of foreigners who don’t speak any, especially when they first arrive in Guatemala City.

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Online Dating in Guatemala

In Guatemala City, online dating is your best option to meet girls. The city is somewhat dangerous still, although things have gotten a lot better lately, especially in the nicer areas of the city.

I had really good luck with Latin American Cupid in the capital. While the talent was hit or miss, there’s some hot chicks using the site in Guatemala City and they will respond. I started dating a chick from LAC while in the country and she was better looking than any girl I saw walking around during the day my whole stay in the country.

Tinder works pretty well, too. You’ll find more girls use this app than any other in the country. If they’re using Tinder in Guatemala, then they’re interested in meeting foreigners. The quality can be hit or miss as there’s a lot of gringo hunters.

In Antigua, you’ll really only want to use Tinder. You won’t get as many hot Guatemalan girls in this small town, but there’s tons of tourists and expat chicks here. The quality was better than I expected.

Outside of those couple apps and sites, I wouldn’t recommend anything else in Guatemala. There just weren’t enough hot chicks to bother with any other platforms.

Read this guide, too:

How to Bang Women on Latin American Cupid

Nightlife in Guatemala

This is where things got a little weird. I never really found a great place to meet Guatemalan women at night in Guatemala City. I tried pretty damn hard, too. Nightlife in the capital just isn’t that fun. Most of the fun people head to Antigua is they want to party hard on a weekend. You should, too.

In Antigua, the nightlife is exceptional. This is especially true for such a small town of around 50,000 people. On the weekends, Guatemalan girls from all around the area visit Antigua to meet foreigners and party.

You’ll find tons of travelers and backpacker chicks here, too. It’s a good place to get laid and one night stands are pretty common. You need to know a few things about partying here before you get too excited.

The main thing is nightlife closes early in Guatemala. By one in the morning, most clubs are closing and kicking people out. That has to do with the conservative culture of the country.

To combat this, a few clubs get permission to stay open later, but that sometimes doesn’t happen. So you need to pull early in Antigua. If a Guatemalan girl wants to sleep with you, she will make it known at the bars and clubs in Antigua.

I met some girls at 10:30 pm and by 11:45 pm we were in my bed. They knew the clubs closed at one and their friends would be dragging them back to the capital at that time. Tourists girls don’t have these time restraints, but Guatemala City women do.

If you’re partying in Antigua, make sure to check out:

  • Reilly’s
  • Monoloco
  • Las Vibras

Las Vibras is the only true club in the city. I found more Guatemalan women go here from the capital than most other places. It became my prefer weekend hunting ground while in the city. If I didn’t have any luck here, then I usually had one other trick.

While I won’t go into too much detail, there’s a place you can go on the weekends in Antigua once all the other bars and clubs close. Ask around and see if anyone is going to the “pool party” after last call. You won’t regret it if you like to party, although it’s not the best place to get laid.

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Day Game in Guatemala

Due to the conservative culture, I got less results day gaming in Guatemala than I expected. Day game just isn’t good here. The girls are a little more reserved and you really don’t see that many hot chicks walking around during the day in Guatemala City.

If you must, check out some of the nicer malls in the capital. Oakland Mall is pretty good sized and my only date from day game in Guatemala City came from an approach here.

In Antigua, the coffee shops tourists go to make ideal hunting grounds for coffee shop game. In fact, I should have done more while in Antigua. Flirting with Guatemalan women at the coffee shop and then meeting them out at night could have been a deadly combo.

Guatemalan Women—Closing Thoughts

Overall, I found Guatemalan women intriguing. For one, they just don’t look very good on average. However, the hot ones often still had the good personality traits instilled in them by their culture.

Guatemala girls seem to make pretty decent girlfriends.

While most guys will find greener pastures in other cities throughout Latin America, don’t sleep on Guatemala. This country may be untapped for playboys.

Learn a little Spanish, swipe Tinder, and sign up for Latin American Cupid.


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  1. “Spanish is huge here…” yeah, it’s on all the signs, the newspapers, the TV, so many people speak it in Guatemala…I agree Spanish is huge here!

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  2. The best women you can find on the east part of Guatemala. Cities like Jalapa, Jutiapa, Chiquimula. There are almost no tourists so no competition if you are a white male.

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  3. Wow, the auther of this article is cleary a fucking sociopath, not to mention a huge misogynist! Who are you to judge an entire country of women? Listen, im a guy, I get it. We all want to be able to sleep with as many beautiful women as possible, we’re genetically and instinctively programmed that way. But the way you so systematically break it down with such little empathy for the women you’re speaking about is fucking creepy. I feel bad for any woman who has come in contact with you!

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          1. Go back to mom’s basement Chris.

            Everybody here knows you couldn’t possibly measure up to me.

  4. As a Guatemalan woman, I can say like every country we have beautiful and regular looking people. I have seen beautiful Mayan decent women. We have jealous and crazy girls too lol. We are loyal and cater to our men but we will put you in your place if you cross the line. Gentlemen so treat us like a queen be loyal, & will treat will like our king plus cater to you 😉

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  5. Hey trouble,

    Read your article, I live in a very Mayan town called San Juan la Laguna, I’ve thought of trying to date here but was not sure where to start. If your site is just for players I don’t expect much help, but if u have suggestions I would love to hear then. By the way I am a gringo but only by skin color, I’m not a tourist and I live and work among these people, so I want to tread lightly as I wont be “moving down the backpackers trail” next week.

    Hope to hear back

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  6. Look white dudes. I am a black male and I have gone to a lot of Latam countries (Colombia, Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Peru, Mexico)and SE Asian countries. (Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia and South Korea) I get laid by the same quality of chicks my white friends do and at a higher frequency. So cut the dumb “if your a white male shit.” I only find that statement to be true for the ugly fat dorky white dudes, they do get a pass to get girls they never could in America, but if you’re an average to above average brotha you going to get laid in abundance!

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  7. Totally agree with you, I can’t believe there were women who had the nerve to sleep with this guy they were probably stupid or looking for visa lol

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  8. The U.S. dollar has been the world’s currency for 70 years. Americans are rich as far as Latin Americans are concerned. They have very good everything: food, education, oportunities, utilities, houses, weapons, transportation, … All this because of the greenbacks. If the federal reserve keeps printing money the way they are printing now, the greenback will devaluate and Americans are going to be less attractive to women. Remember all women have green eyes in front of green bills.

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  9. Stupid comment. You are practically saying this to a gringo. He views it in his gringo perspective. Im a local and am a subscriber of his newsletters. It’s like all the videos you find on youtube about guys from US who go to medellin. They all say the same thing, “Spanish is huge here”, meaning you’ll have great success if you are able to speak at least decent spanish being your native tongue ENGLISH!!!!

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  10. From a local perspective I can attest to this. Perhaps it’s not like they’re gonna throw themselves at you because you are white or gringo, but the average guatemalan woman is mesmerized by the white skin, blonde hair or blue eyes that many gringos have, so this makes your work much more easier, although them being as conservative as they are, it may still pose a challenge and you might not get them in bed as quickly as you would any other latina woman.

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  11. Be loyal? Fuck that!! Can’t believe how deluded some women can be! For real. Cant ask for sth you don’t give in return! Soy guatemalteco y las conozco bien mamaita, como si no hubiera salido con docenas de ustedes y que no supiera que son tan infieles como lo son tantos hombres alla! Por favor! No se de ti, talvez eres de las excepciones, pero la mayoria se las llevan de muy santas ,decentes y conservadoras, pero la mayoria son solo unas solapadas.

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  12. Ok Im gonna post a reply type Article of my own here as I found
    this topic very interesting as it is about my country.
    Many men claim guatemaltecas arent the most attractive
    in latam b/c that’s the way it is. It is very rare to find a
    truly beautiful girl in guatemala who is still available
    when you approach her. The majority are already married by
    the age of 24 and if they aren’t married by the time they’re
    25 yrs old they are perceived as old, much like in Colombia and other
    latinamerican countries I believe.
    Obviously the most attractive women are the ones of the higher
    class in Guatemala and usually can be found in Guatemala city,
    in places like carretera a El Salvador,
    zona 10, zona 14 and zona 15 for example. Just recently in
    Cayala, near zone 15.
    Specific places to find them are in Universities and Malls.
    I’ve personally seen barbie like women in Universidad Marroquin,
    Universidad Galileo and Universidad Landivar. But basically,
    you can find them pretty much in any university, even la San
    Carlos.
    Unfortunately, most hot, young guatemaltecas are hired immediately
    by the age they get breasts, as models, edecanes, tv and
    radio hosts and other similar fields in what they call
    “Ciencias de la Comunicacion” in the university.
    Most of these women are a bit pretentious, as in any part of the world
    although I’ve seen many walking hand in hand with below average
    looking guys in the streets. Guys with million dollar mouth pieces
    who don’t even have a car.

    You shouldn’t say there are tons of mestizos in the country, we’re just
    hispanics. Most of the people, at least in the capital are “mestizo”, but
    it’s not a denomination we actually use because we presuppose everybody
    else is, unless they are people from the marketplaces or people who are
    obviously indigenous. Natives, mayas or indigenous can be found mostly
    in departamentos although many already have some sort of mestizaje or mix
    with european or mestizos reason why they can have spanish last names such
    as Garcia, Hernandez, Lopez, Perez, etc.
    The sad story is that, as you state in your article most indigenous or maya women
    are not very attractive, and it’s just a very small percentage, less than
    5% I dare to say that are really good looking.
    Usually their facial traits are too simple or rough, their stature is too
    low and their skin color is dark.

    The problem with many Guatemaltecas is that they are very conservative and
    it’s really hard to get laid quickly. Usually you will need 1 or 2 months
    of dating before you even get to sleep with her if she’s one of the
    conservative ones. There are ONS’s but you have to look for the girls at
    clubs mostly, girls who are already drunk and stuff to see some quick action.
    A friend once told me about a girl who he dated a long time ago. She even
    told him that she had to know him for at least 1 month before she could
    open herself up for sex, so he said “To hell with that! Im not gonna wait
    for a month just to get some action with this girl! I’ll just move on
    with another one” and he dumped her.
    Note that the girl wasn’t even one of the best looking. He is used to
    dating mostly 5s, 6s, and 7’s.
    I’m not sure guatemaltecas love to cook for their man. Maybe that was
    back in the day or mostly girls from “el interior” or rural areas. Most
    girls here don’t like to cook and are starting to be more career oriented.

    Best cities to meet guatemaltecas.
    I don’t know much about Xela or Panajachel but I can assume there have to
    be some really beautiful girls in Xela, as my mom’s family is from there.
    Antigua is a good place to meet girls, the atmosphere is more relaxed and
    there are also really good places like you say like discotecas on the weekends.
    The capital city has been corrupted with the “inseguridad” as we call it as
    there are many robberies in the streets, guys in motorcycles tapping peoples
    car windows to rob them and also many kidnappings, so you can imagine approaching
    a hot girl, even in broad dayllight they will be scared or at least very weary of you
    approaching them out of the blue, if you look clearly like a gringo though then you
    may have a shot and she won’t be too alarmed.
    Back to Antigua, the Casbah has been one of the most popular night clubs for AGES now. I
    remember when I started my PU journey back in 2003, la Casbah was already
    big. The place is a bit tight but that makes it fill up quickly so people
    love to be packed in there. Many gringas and gringos congregate here for
    party as well as other places like pubs.
    Haven’t seem much gringo hunt in these places, but I bet there must be some.
    What I’ve seen is gringos game other gringas while dancing but what’s the
    point, going to another country and meet and pickup other girls from your
    own country??
    I’d also might add that the richest high end guatemalan girls usually aren’t
    seen in your common places. And if you do get to see em, they are just like
    hit and run. They don’t stay too long in one place so you have to approach quick.
    These high end hotties can be found in places like Club Aleman, Club Americanno
    and other country club type of clubs like Hacienda Nueva as well. These are
    usually just for the rich people and you will not have access unless you have
    a friend who is a member.
    Some of the membership cost an excess of $10,000 a piece, plus maintenance fees.
    And that was back in the day, about 20 years ago. Now, they may be even more
    expensive. I remember once I was in this Club Aleman for a tennis event
    and I was sitting in a bench when I saw this super hot curvy blonde walking
    in with her high heels and tight jeans, she was absolutely stunning! One
    of the best I’ve seen in my life in GT. I never saw her again but it’s what
    I used to call with my friends an ALIEN LEVEL babe.

    This what you say here, that attractive women have less competition is right
    on point. That’s why they are usually models, tv personalities and fitness
    babes. If you ever get to land a 10 on this country as a local, you are either filthy rich,
    have a million dollar mouth piece “casaca”, as we would call it, or you are
    a famous football player, known musician or personality.

    Other thing that I think you failed to point out is that guatemalan women
    are so flaky. They’re so flaky, it’s not even fair. Sometimes you think you
    got the number with flying colors just to find out she will only get you to
    make plans for her and then nothing happens. They say medellin women are the
    same for some reason so I belive you have to make the best out of your first meeting,
    or get an insta date if at all possible.

    Im not big on online dating but I have friends who’ve had success with just
    plain facebook. They send messages to random females, perhaps friends of friends
    and start gaming, sending creative messages to get their attention. I don’t know
    if you’re getting a cut out of LAC referrals but I believe fb would be much
    more successful as an online dating strategy.

    The night life in Guatemala, has seen a decline in the last 10 years as there
    have been many incidents like shootings involving narcos in places like zona viva z10 and other
    similar places so pretty much everything has moved location as where it used to
    be before. Places like Majadas, or 11 are good places to go and try luck but
    unfortunately there arent many. In 11 or ONCE, you can find merely 1 or 2 night clubs
    that gets packed, and right beside those there are night style restaurants like
    La Playa and 100 Montaditos which play loud music but arent night clubs per se.
    Jacks Place is another popular venue in Majadas but usually, it’s just people
    drinking alcohol and watching UFC fights or football soccer matches and almost
    no dancing and dynamics in which you can actually meet and seduce girls. Most
    of the girls here come with their boyfriends or lovers and they frown upon any
    guy that comes close.
    In this case, it’s better to find a place llike Mandalas or Cielos to get some game
    going on, this night club is in the same building but it’s pretty much just by
    reservation or perhaps paying a large sum for the bouncers to let you in.

    A nearby nightclub is called Zero, which has been the center of the nightlife
    recently in la capital but it can get expensive. Nearly $100 per bottle to get
    the chance to go in so you either get a couple of buddies to help you out with
    the entrance fee or wing the $100 on your own. The place here gets packed
    sometimes but I really haven’t seen many super hot or out of the ordinary babes
    here. You can see that more in Mandalas perhaps. Problem here is that many times
    a brand such as Jaegermeister or any other may hire models to promote their product
    in these parties which are mostly colombians, venezuelans and other Miss Universe
    level beauties and when you compare them to you local guatemalan “beauties” in these
    parties you may end up disappointed
    Like you say, the night life isn’t that fun because the “ley seca” which starts
    at 1am and no more alcohol may be served or you end up in jail, it’s not because
    the country is conservative. The law makers may be so, but us people in general could
    go on partying till 3 am, perhaps even later but this law was imposed in the 90’s if
    im not mistaken as to reduce the number of vehicle accidents because of partying and
    “desmadres” as we would call them.

    Once I found a couple chicks ,going out of Las Vibras Cashbah, at like 1:30 am. One,
    the sexy one, was a venezuelan living in guatemala with her daughter. She was
    kinda drunk and her friend as well. She was carrying her daughter around so I didn’t
    get the opportunity to get the lay that night. Tried getting the number and I did but
    it all went south as there was not much rapport achieved during the first interaction.
    The daughter just busted my lay that night but I guess it wasn’t her fault. If I had seen
    her earlir that night perhaps I would have tried what you did then in which you had the
    lay before 12 am for her to be in time to meet with her daughter. Anyway that’s the
    shit with single mothers, had to know better.

    Day Game in Guatemala sucks. Not many hot chicks walking around as you say.
    And if you get to see one, they tend to hide, even while cars are passing them
    they kinda hide their faces, face opposite of the coming traffic’s direction and
    start talking through their cellphones.
    I would say that better than Oakland mall is Miraflores for day game as the
    girls here are less pretentious. You get decent looking chicks in the middle class range
    but also of every class level as opposed to Oakland which may be more higher classes.
    Just recently they told me Miraflores was dying because the administration of that mall
    let a restaurant employee die in their premises so they pushed a full fledged boycott
    through social media because of this so I don’t know if this boycott will last or if people
    will actually make this mall become a ghost town mall in the end.
    Anyway, a friend of mine always advised me to look for chicks in Hotels or coffee shops
    in Antigua to find easy tourists. You do get to chat easily with them but it’s not
    very easy to pull sometimes as many of them already have their itineraries set so
    you have to be very lucky to match her schedule and your availability as well.
    You say guatemaltecas seem to make pretty decent girlfriends, and I thought the same
    way , but getting to know them better and as an almost 40 year old with much experience
    now, I believe you can find the same everywhere. It depends on you first, if you
    are a good judge of character, if you are not, you will always find the slutty
    promiscuos woman anyway, no matter if you’re in the most conservative place in the
    whole world.
    Also agree that it is a country untapped for playboys, PUA’s and seducers as
    there isn’t many field of development here. We used to wonder with a PU student
    of mine if Mystery, Style and others would be as successful as they were back in
    the day if they had to game in Guatemala. As good as they were,
    we always assumed the answer was no.

    Hope you find this useful !

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  13. Oh of course because girls in other countries are missing out on domestic violence , having a boyfriend with no job playing GTA all day drinking malt liquor and spitting those raps yo next drake yo , get the fuck out of here

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