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The Ultimate Guide to Dating Guatemalan Women

Kyle here, this guest post about Guatemalan women is a guest post by Dating Dominican.

I understand why many men claim Guatemalan women aren’t the most attractive in Latin America. The average girl in Guatemala has a native, Mayan look to her that simply isn’t what most guys consider sexy.

You don’t travel to meet average looking girls, though. You want to meet sexy, high-end women while traveling that you might not have access to while back home. That’s why dating and traveling is so awesome.

Guatemala is a great place to do that. While the average looks of a girl here is ugly as sin, there’s more than enough good looking girls to go around. Guatemala is the biggest country in all of Central America. It’s not even close.

Guatemala has nearly 16 million people. The next most populous country, Honduras, has around nine million. Guatemala is nearly twice as big as any other country in the region. The country has four times more people than Panama does and over three times as many as Costa Rica!

That means there’s some hot women in Guatemala. The stats dictate that there’s some good looking girls somewhere in Guatemala. It took me a minute to figure out where they all hang out, but once I did, I couldn’t get enough of Guatemalan women.

What are Guatemalan Women Like?

Once I found where the hot Guatemalan girls were hiding, I started to date a few of them. They look great and I was a huge fan of their personalities. Around 20% of the country is of European ancestry and these types of Guatemalan girls tend to be upper-class and stunning.

There’s also tons of mestizos in the country. These girls are mixed European and Native American blood. Many of these girls look really good, too. If you’re a foreigner, these girls will often fall for you pretty quickly.

It should be noted that if a Guatemalan girl isn’t a gringo hunter, then she will be fairly conservative. She will probably make you wait a few dates before sleeping with you. I even had one girl make me wait four dates without booze before we went to bed. She had also never been with a foreigner before, which accounted for a lot of the delay.

The gringo hunters will be easy pickings. You’ll find them on Tinder in Guatemala City and at the bars in Antigua. These girls will have slept with foreigners before and won’t make you wait too long for sex if they’re into you.

I found the girls here to be some of the more loyal Latin girls around. Guatemalan culture is more reserved and conservative than a lot of places in Latin America. While you have to look to find great looking girls here, they will stay loyal to you if you want a girlfriend.

Guatemalan food is also fantastic and these girls love to cook for their man. If you find an attractive girl here, make sure you ask her to cook for you. She will not disappoint. Out of the three girls who cooked for me, all of them left me more than satisfied in a number of manners.

Guatemalan Women

Best Cities to Meet Guatemalan Girls

While Guatemala has more people than anywhere else in Central America, nearly all of the good looking girls congregated around a few cities. If you want to date and seduce Guatemalan girls, then you’ll want to be in Guatemala City and Antigua. There are a few other places you could look like:

  • Xela
  • Panajachel
  • San Pedro

While you may meet a girl from Guatemala in these spots, there’s a good chance you’ll meet some tourists, too. Plus, these places are too small. You’re much better off heading to the capital or the backpacker mecca.

Guatemala City is the largest city in Central America. With nearly three million people, you’ll have a lot of Guatemalan girls to choose from. The richest Guatemalans live here, so you’ll find the high-end girls here.

Antiagua is the backpacker mecca of Central America. You’ll find thousands of people come to this city every month to study Spanish, live cheaply, and party. It’s a wild place. Many rich Guatemalans come here to party on the weekends from Guatemala City, especially the gringo hunters.

Both of these cities give you a great chance to sleep with Guatemalan girls. I’d recommend staying a few weeks in Guatemala City and using all the online dating options at your fingertips. Then head to Antigua and party for a bit. Invite your girls from Guatemala City up any night you don’t want to party, as it’s only a 45 minute ride away.

If you put in the legwork in Guatemala City, then you can live a great life in Antigua for cheap. You’ll be able to party whenever and invite hot Guatemalan chicks from the capital to come stay a night with you when you don’t feel like going out.

How to Seduce Girls in Guatemala

Seducing girls in Guatemala City is a bit harder than in neighboring countries like Honduras or El Salvador. The culture is more conservative and the attractive women have less competition here than in other places.

While that may be true, you can still do well here if you speak Spanish and act less like a backpacker and more like an adult. Spanish is huge here, as women will be impressed by your ability. They see lots of foreigners who don’t speak any, especially when they first arrive in Guatemala City.

Guatemalan Women

Online Dating in Guatemala

In Guatemala City, online dating is your best option to meet girls. The city is somewhat dangerous still, although things have gotten a lot better lately, especially in the nicer areas of the city.

I had really good luck with Latin American Cupid in the capital. While the talent was hit or miss, there’s some hot chicks using the site in Guatemala City and they will respond. I started dating a chick from LAC while in the country and she was better looking than any girl I saw walking around during the day my whole stay in the country.

Tinder works pretty well, too. You’ll find more girls use this app than any other in the country. If they’re using Tinder in Guatemala, then they’re interested in meeting foreigners. The quality can be hit or miss as there’s a lot of gringo hunters.

In Antigua, you’ll really only want to use Tinder. You won’t get as many hot Guatemalan girls in this small town, but there’s tons of tourists and expat chicks here. The quality was better than I expected.

Outside of those couple apps and sites, I wouldn’t recommend anything else in Guatemala. There just weren’t enough hot chicks to bother with any other platforms.

Read this guide, too:

How to Bang Women on Latin American Cupid

Nightlife in Guatemala

This is where things got a little weird. I never really found a great place to meet Guatemalan women at night in Guatemala City. I tried pretty damn hard, too. Nightlife in the capital just isn’t that fun. Most of the fun people head to Antigua is they want to party hard on a weekend. You should, too.

In Antigua, the nightlife is exceptional. This is especially true for such a small town of around 50,000 people. On the weekends, Guatemalan girls from all around the area visit Antigua to meet foreigners and party.

You’ll find tons of travelers and backpacker chicks here, too. It’s a good place to get laid and one night stands are pretty common. You need to know a few things about partying here before you get too excited.

The main thing is nightlife closes early in Guatemala. By one in the morning, most clubs are closing and kicking people out. That has to do with the conservative culture of the country.

To combat this, a few clubs get permission to stay open later, but that sometimes doesn’t happen. So you need to pull early in Antigua. If a Guatemalan girl wants to sleep with you, she will make it known at the bars and clubs in Antigua.

I met some girls at 10:30 pm and by 11:45 pm we were in my bed. They knew the clubs closed at one and their friends would be dragging them back to the capital at that time. Tourists girls don’t have these time restraints, but Guatemala City women do.

If you’re partying in Antigua, make sure to check out:

  • Reilly’s
  • Monoloco
  • Las Vibras

Las Vibras is the only true club in the city. I found more Guatemalan women go here from the capital than most other places. It became my prefer weekend hunting ground while in the city. If I didn’t have any luck here, then I usually had one other trick.

While I won’t go into too much detail, there’s a place you can go on the weekends in Antigua once all the other bars and clubs close. Ask around and see if anyone is going to the “pool party” after last call. You won’t regret it if you like to party, although it’s not the best place to get laid.

Guatemalan girls

Day Game in Guatemala

Due to the conservative culture, I got less results day gaming in Guatemala than I expected. Day game just isn’t good here. The girls are a little more reserved and you really don’t see that many hot chicks walking around during the day in Guatemala City.

If you must, check out some of the nicer malls in the capital. Oakland Mall is pretty good sized and my only date from day game in Guatemala City came from an approach here.

In Antigua, the coffee shops tourists go to make ideal hunting grounds for coffee shop game. In fact, I should have done more while in Antigua. Flirting with Guatemalan women at the coffee shop and then meeting them out at night could have been a deadly combo.

Guatemalan Women—Closing Thoughts

Overall, I found Guatemalan women intriguing. For one, they just don’t look very good on average. However, the hot ones often still had the good personality traits instilled in them by their culture.

Guatemala girls seem to make pretty decent girlfriends.

While most guys will find greener pastures in other cities throughout Latin America, don’t sleep on Guatemala. This country may be untapped for playboys.

Learn a little Spanish, swipe Tinder, and sign up for Latin American Cupid.

Kyle Trouble
 

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.

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D - May 22, 2018

“Spanish is huge here…” yeah, it’s on all the signs, the newspapers, the TV, so many people speak it in Guatemala…I agree Spanish is huge here!

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    Kyle Trouble - May 22, 2018

    Aiiight smarty pants

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    Kiki - August 30, 2018

    Maybe cause its the official lenguaje?? lol, its like: wow in US english is very important duh obviously its tour native languaj

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Daniel - June 26, 2018

The best women you can find on the east part of Guatemala. Cities like Jalapa, Jutiapa, Chiquimula. There are almost no tourists so no competition if you are a white male.

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Foreign Love Web - August 10, 2018

I would like to see more photos of Guatemalan women. 1 image is not enough unless the woman or women are really hot.

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Nes - September 16, 2018

Completely true, all said in this article is true. Women of Guatemala will give you pussy just by knowing that you are Gringo or European.

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    Kyle Trouble - May 28, 2019

    lol

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Joe Blow - September 17, 2018

Wow, the auther of this article is cleary a fucking sociopath, not to mention a huge misogynist! Who are you to judge an entire country of women? Listen, im a guy, I get it. We all want to be able to sleep with as many beautiful women as possible, we’re genetically and instinctively programmed that way. But the way you so systematically break it down with such little empathy for the women you’re speaking about is fucking creepy. I feel bad for any woman who has come in contact with you!

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    Chris - April 9, 2019

    Agreed lmao. I can’t stand douches like this guy…

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      Kyle Trouble - April 10, 2019

      You guys are both pathetic white knight cucks

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        Chris - April 10, 2019

        And you’re a classless, loser P.O.S?? Bless your heart hahaha

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          Kyle Trouble - April 10, 2019

          It’s always the losers who resort to name calling.

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          Chris - April 11, 2019

          Bro you do realize you started it right? Lmao

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          Kyle Trouble - April 11, 2019

          Go back to mom’s basement Chris.

          Everybody here knows you couldn’t possibly measure up to me.

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          Chris - April 11, 2019

          Therefore, you are the loser, sir…

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Carolina - April 14, 2019

As a Guatemalan woman, I can say like every country we have beautiful and regular looking people. I have seen beautiful Mayan decent women. We have jealous and crazy girls too lol. We are loyal and cater to our men but we will put you in your place if you cross the line. Gentlemen so treat us like a queen be loyal, & will treat will like our king plus cater to you 😉

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    Kyle Trouble - April 23, 2019

    Fair enough.

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jay - April 20, 2019

Hey trouble,

Read your article, I live in a very Mayan town called San Juan la Laguna, I’ve thought of trying to date here but was not sure where to start. If your site is just for players I don’t expect much help, but if u have suggestions I would love to hear then. By the way I am a gringo but only by skin color, I’m not a tourist and I live and work among these people, so I want to tread lightly as I wont be “moving down the backpackers trail” next week.

Hope to hear back

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    Kyle Trouble - April 23, 2019

    Probably just start with one of the dating sites like LATAM Cupid (link above in post) and Tinder.

    My premium product might help you too if you’re trying to find something more serious…

    https://TheGirlfriendBlueprint.com

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JCTRAVELS - June 23, 2019

Look white dudes. I am a black male and I have gone to a lot of Latam countries (Colombia, Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Peru, Mexico)and SE Asian countries. (Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia and South Korea) I get laid by the same quality of chicks my white friends do and at a higher frequency. So cut the dumb “if your a white male shit.” I only find that statement to be true for the ugly fat dorky white dudes, they do get a pass to get girls they never could in America, but if you’re an average to above average brotha you going to get laid in abundance!

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    Kyle Trouble - June 24, 2019

    True. Nice comment.

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