I’ll be honest, I don’t really have much to add to this one. This is one of the girls I’ve been seeing for two months or so now. We have fun and get along great, but I don’t think there’s a relationship type of chemistry. We kind of just go with the flow. Anywho, she came over, we had sex. Then tried to watch The Great Gatsby but we’d both had enough of it within half an hour. So we had sex again, instead. Now it’s about 1am and she left. I’m trying to stay up as late as I can because tomorrow evening I working 6pm-6am. The goal is to stay up as late as I can tonight and then sleep in late tomorrow…which hopefully will make my shift less painful.
RECAP OF ALL 5 DAYS!
I’m adding this part in, so that anytime I have a frustrating week, get flaked on, or feel a little alone, I can look back at this one and give myself a pat on the back. Here are the official numbers. Mom, if you ever read this…I love you?
- Dates: 5
- Girls slept with: 4
- Money spent: $10 + $15 + 0 + 0 + 0 = $25
- Times driven my crappy, creaky 1994 Honda Accord (245,xxx miles): 5
- Times driven my nearly new Pony Edition 2011 Ford Mustang (16,xxx miles): 0
- First dates: 3
- First dates extracted back to my place: 3
- First dates banged within 2 hours: 2
- Anal sex on the first date: 1
- Total times having sex: 10
- Facials: 3
- Complete sexual satisfaction: Priceless.
Selfishly, I should hang out with you, be a wingman, and piggy-back my own success off of yours. Ha!
Here is a challenge for you: five girls in five nights, only this time, you would have to meet them on the same night. No pre-arranged dates. Sure, it would be decadent, and potentially sleazy, but you only get one life…
If you’re ever in the Southern California area let me know. I could always use a good wingman.
So you’re saying…meet girl 1 at bar, bang her, go back out and meet girl 2…rinse and repeat until 5?
You are a maniac-machine. I was thinking over five days, but if you can pull it off in one day, more power to you.
P.S. If I ever find myself in SoCal, you will be the first to know.
hahahahha okay that makes much more sense. 5 bang in 1 day? I’d probably die of too much ejaculation.
hmm 4 out of 5 not bad at all, so what makes you different than a so called slut?just wondering
Men are more attractive if they fuck lots of women.
So just because you look better means it’s cool to do so?
I’d love for you to contribute something worthwhile around here.
I’m just curious. You advocate bedding 5 women in 5 days. If an attractive woman did the same, would you call her a slut?
Biology. Women are turned on by men being able to seduce other women. A woman getting sex is no feat at all.
I’m wondering how the real world math would work out on that. How do you define sluts then? I’m not sure there would be enough virgins for men to seduce.
More about the anal please
The fuck’s wrong with you