As a young guy who did his fair share of OKCupid and online dating, I’m well aware of the struggles and frustrations of the endeavor. The typical steps of progressing through online dating seem to go like this, for most guys:
- No replies whatsoever
- Finally a few lukewarm replies
- Eventually, some numbers, but no dates
- Dates, but often flake
- Consistent dates, no lays
- Finally, consistent lays
The good news, lads, is that I’m going to help you shortcut it all with these five tips that will help you right off the bat.
Online dating is no excuse to be a pussy in the real world. You should still be approaching at day, night, etc. However, it’s nice to have good and steady leads through online dating. One or two hours on a Wednesday of messaging girls, while writing blogs and drinking beer, could easily net me five new phone numbers.
1.) Leave Some Mystery
Too many guys make the mistake of making their profile look like it belongs on Instagram. I experienced much better success when I removed my 10 photos down to just two. From there, I even took it down to one photo at some points. Is this because I’m an ugly butt munch? No, most people tell me I’m above average in the looks department. However, you must understand with online dating, that girls are looking for a way to disqualify you. On anything.
Shirt too big in one photo? He has no style. Doesn’t like your body language? Ugh he doesn’t carry himself well. You have a hotter girl in one photo. What a player
, douchebag.
So take away their ability to do this. Take two photos of yourself, and make them good. If you’re doing activities in it, even better. Shirtless pictures, even if you’re ripped, are hit or miss. A shirtless picture of you playing beach volleyball is better than a shirtless mirror selfie. Personally, I used a photo of me playing guitar, with my side showing. I set the photo to black and white. It left all sorts of mystery, and girls rarely had a problem with me only having the one picture until we moved to texting, in which they would ask for another.
2.) Lie – A Little Bit
If you’re below 6’0″, add two inches to your height. If she calls you on it in person, fucking own it. If you display your income, add an extra 10 grand to your salary. Depending on your age, you can display how much money you make…if you make good money. If you don’t make good money, hopefully they will assume it’s because you make good money and want to weed out gold diggers. You can lie a little bit about your body type – if you’re overweight, “average” is fair game (trust me, girls are the worst at this one).
The important thing is to keep it all within reason. This means if you’re really 5’5″, you can’t put that you’re 5’11”. It means if you put that you make $150,000/year, you can’t show up driving the Civic you drove in college. It means if you’re a fatass, you can’t put that you have an athletic build.
3.) Congruency, Congruency, Congruency
I’m a big fan of the cocky/sarcastic profile. That’s who I am in real life, too. However, if you go with this type of profile, your messages have to be congruent to it. For example, if your profile says that you’re a real midget with a job in the circus unicyling, and that your ultimate goal is to ride a lion, you can’t go and send a sappy ass message about how you liked her hobbies and thought you’d hit it off.
Congruency!
Cocky is the only way I know. Somebody else would have to advise how to write a “serious” profile. I never had success when I took it seriously, especially with girls my age. Perhaps someone 30+ would be able to provide more insight as to what is their most effective profiles. When I had mine, it literally talked about how I’m a bum who box surfs, and that I’m looking for a suga mama to take care of me.
Therefore, I had good success with this opener:
“I’m looking for an accomplice to rob a bank. You look like trouble. You down? PS: <insert snippet about her profile you found interesting>.”
As a final note, also make sure your profile questions are congruent to who you are. You need to answer probably about 100 of them, because it is a way for them to screen. Some girls have a “70/80” match percent minimum. One question usually posed was, “Have you ever had your heart broken?”
My response: “Yes, in first grade. A girl stole my jelly bellies and I’m still upset. I’m hoping to find someone to help heal my broken heart.”
Get it? Congruent.
4.) The More Aggressive You Are, The Better
Don’t waste any more time past getting her basically comfortable with you until you go for the kill. I rarely waited longer than 3-5 messages, depending on the vibe, to send this as a number close. I found it to be very effective:
You seem cool. I hate messaging on here, it’s tedious. Plus, all illusions we build on here are shattered within 3 minutes of meeting in person. In the end it’s all about chemistry so…quick drink to see if we get along.
I can’t remember where I originally got this, but I modified it slightly. Notice how it’s a slight, but not over the top compliment, followed by pointing out that online dating, is in fact tedious. I explain (implying through experience) that an in-person meet and greet is necessary to further pursue things.
What’s she going to do, disagree? Doubtful. At this point, most will respond with something like, “Okay, that sounds good :).” Most will play coy and not offer the number in this message. The ones that just give it to you, you need to get them on a date ASAP because they are down for the dick. Assuming they don’t offer it up though, the only thing you have to do now, playa’, is to respond back one more time with this:
“number”
Once I’ve got the number, I text immediately. I usually exchange a couple more pics, and then try to set a date up. Guys, I cannot stress this enough, do not hesitate to move the interaction forward. Understand that these girls are getting dozens and dozens of thirsty dudes offering up cock to them everyday. You are literally a tiny spec on their radar…but you’re becoming bigger the further you progress. Unfortunately, you can move backwards far faster than you can move forward.
Set the date in the first text exchange, and run solid text game so she doesn’t flake. Unless we’re really vibing, I wrap things up after setting the date. Let her wonder.
5.) Understand…She Goes On A Lot Of Shitty Dates
If she is a rookie to online dating, realize that it’s because she’s not meeting the guys she wants to meet in her day to day life. Therefore, she doesn’t have any guys with game approaching her and asking her out. If she’s a seasoned veteran to the online world, and she’s still on, realize it’s because guys online have absolutely horrendous game.
I can’t tell you how many times I would be out on an online date and the girl would say something along these lines:
It’s so nice that you’re just so NORMAL! The conversation is easy and you’re just fun…I was really ready to give up on OKCupid.
Most guys, except for the ones trying to rack up notches like yours truly did, are doing online dating because they have no chance in real life, either. So they turn to OKCupid, and then start going on these dates, but their date skills aren’t any sharper than their approaching skills. All you have to do is show up and play the game. Have a couple good DHV stories ready, learn the questions game…etc.
Take advantage of the fact that most girls will have ridiculously low expectations, and blow the socks, dresses, and panties off of all of them.
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Good stuff man, thanks.
No problem. If guys have specific questions I’m happy to answer them.
You mentioned a questions game?
It’s a whole post in itself – but you basically use the “questions game” to turn the conversation sexual.
I’ll see if I can get a post up about it later this week in more detail.
if i shoot you an email can you give me feedback on my “about me” section in my profile?
Sure thing. [email protected]
I love using OK Cupid for social experiments, and personal use. I have three accounts. I am going to write a blog article about my experiences soon. I wish the best of luck in all your blogging endeavors!
Thanks! Same to you.
I love using OK Cupid for social experiments, and personal use. I have three accounts. I am going to write a blog article about my experiences soon. I wish the best of luck in all your blogging endeavors!
Thanks! Same to you.
I stopped using okc a few weeks ago after one too many awkward dates lol. My coworker showed me cliqie.com and I’m a big fan of that over the others in terms of actually meeting people vs. just entertainment. It has a different approach that feels less sketchy cause you and your friends essentially act as “wingmen”. I like that it helps you find things to do too. Skout’s okay too, but still has it’s fair share of creepers
Um, blatant advertisement?
Um, for what?
My OKC profile is going through metamorphosis. It originally came off as to needy, now I’m sprinkling it with a more edgy feel. I put some expectations I have of women in there, and I’m already getting more profile hits and lingering views. However, I used to think that my having only a couple photos on my profile was a liability, but you don’t seem to agree?
It depends how good looking you are, too. My pictures are good enough I left mystery and was successful.
My OKC profile is going through metamorphosis. It originally came off as to needy, now I’m sprinkling it with a more edgy feel. I put some expectations I have of women in there, and I’m already getting more profile hits and lingering views. However, I used to think that my having only a couple photos on my profile was a liability, but you don’t seem to agree?
It depends how good looking you are, too. My pictures are good enough I left mystery and was successful.
Um, for what?
and if she keeps replying ‘whats up with you?’ and still say hello. Keep on the look out for this. This is the key to happiness. Just don’t be too upfront about pricing. Or you will get axed. Be cool about it, and ask her. ‘ I like to meet you. what’s it gonna take? Coffee or beer?
this is completely stuipd advice
And what would YOUR advice be? Bitch about stupid articles on the internet?
Get the fuck out.
Actually it works great. You have to actually try it first.
I agree, messaging is usually tedious. I had a pretty arousing all day chat yesterday, however, (12-6:30) with a great looking girl. She said she’d had sex within an hour of meeting someone on her questionnaire so I asked her about it. I told her about my 3 experiences and they were pretty embarrassing actually so we had a good laugh about it. we kept talking about sex and she said that someone was eating her pussy for an hour recently. I told her I could get her off in 2 or 3 minutes. Stuff like that. I told her how turned on I was and she said she was too. she offered to send me some sexy pictures. she asked for my email. she also told me to sign up for something called whatsapp. I just heard of OkCupid for the first time 3 weeks ago. she’s 20 years younger than me.
Nice going. Whatsapp is a texting app, so she basically offered her number. It’s a bit thing in a lot of places other than the US.
Don’t get too much into sexting before meeting, word of caution.
Thanks for the advice. We opened up a lot because we figured we’d probably never meet. She’s three continents away and against dating married guys. She gave me advice for how to hook up with the girl I’m meeting Saturday. I told her how to teach her booty call the kivin method. I’m pretty sure she’s hoping I’ll score and I can’t wait to hear her stories, too. It’s so erotic.
Never take a female’s advice about dating, especially one younger.
This can’t be stressed enough.
Amen.
But dude, what about the profile? I love your advice, but you start at the point of messaging. I am struggling with what information to provide to get there. Since it mostly is about hooking someone to read on, it’s important to have a good start. Yes, be who you are, but can you give some examples what you write into your profile or what to keep in mind there?
Sure thing, I can write a new post about it. I did mention some things about your profile (i.e. picture and lying a bit).
I’ll write it up and drop a link here.
Awesome dude. Looking forward to it!
Your text already helped me a lot!
Thanks 🙂
Could you explain this a bit further?
“Unless we’re really vibing, I wrap things up after setting the date. Let her wonder.”
Just don’t text at all?
Correct. Texting back and forth all day is for women. Go silent the rest of that day – and maybe completely until the day of, depending on how far out you schedule the date.
Then, the day of, I used this confirmation text: “See you at 7. I like dresses and skirts. Hint hint.”
Yeah. Tell her what to wear. That’s great advice.
If any guy texted me this I would stand him up. Not even cancel. But say…”of course! See you then!” And let him sit there for 30 minutes and if he texted to check in I’d totally give him a “do you see me? Hint hint?”
Wait…unless you hooked up with a girl and she asked you for $200 after. Is that what happened? Go ahead. You can tell us. Lol.
You’re a woman, therefore any advice you give here is null and void.
I can do that too:
You’re a man, therefore any advice you give here is null and void.
It isn’t about your sex. Well, actually it is; just about the sex you’ll be giving up despite the “I’m not here to hook up” header on your profile, provided the guy doesn’t listen to your advice about approaching you. That’s why you had to add that to your profile.
And you’ve just proven you’re fucked in the head and the guy should be happy he doesn’t have to spend time with you.
…And then you’d end up making another sad call to your ex to have him come throw it in you, trying desperately to reach the bottom of a gin bottle before he arrives again to mask the self-loathing. “But I’m worth it! Why don’t those online losers see how SPECIAL I am!?” *Headboard banging sounds*
Typically when I have to schedule at least a week in advance, I intentionally leave out the meeting place. I text her a day or two before with the location and confirm the time. It essentially operates as a confirmation text that doesn’t come off as needy (since the address is sort of necessary).
What’s your take on all the questions on OKCupid? I find it really hard to answer “the right questions”. Congruence, of course, but on the other hand, the more questions answered, the more potential for disqualification, like with the pictures. On the other hand, not answering questions at all is weird, too. What do you think?
Answer 100 or so of them. Don’t give many “explanations”. Answer them truthfully.
Can you explain what a dhv story is and give an example please? great post by the way. You’re the man!
DHV = demonstration of higher value.
Example: telling a girl about your travels makes you seem like a sophisticated man. But, it can’t come across as bragging. You need to have the right segway into it.
More info will be in the OKCupid book I’m releasing..someday.
Fine, I’m giving in and making an account.
Excellent. You can review the book when it comes out.
You’ll do fine, you sexy beast you.
I’m a woman and recently on ok cupid. I would say most of this is good advice. However, I don’t have low standards, despite the fact that most guys on there are clearly unable to date in the real world for a big reason. Wading through them feels like an overwhelming chore and I like very very very few guys on there. Most of whom think they’re gods gift to the world within this pool of not so awesome guys. Be careful of confidence vs. cockiness, ego is the first reason I move on in a profile. No girl wants to date an egotistical or narcissistic guy. A LOT of them are on there. Confident guys are sexy but there’s a difference and we’re looking for it. Suggestion A: Say that you treat women with respect and are chivalrous / like to open doors ect. Big thing for us. Suggestion B: don’t put up all pictures of you in hats – we will assume you’re bald and not willing to own it. Soon many f-ing guys do this. Annoying, move on. Also says NO confidence. Suggestion B: A girl like me who is 5’10” is honestly going to walk away after 5 minutes if you said you were 6″ and you’re only 5’8″. Its not personal it just doesn’t work, so I don’t suggest lying about your height more than an inch. I do have a filter on my search for height, but it’s for a reason. Suggestion C: I assume if a guy can’t find one friggin clear picture of himself for the main one, all the rest are going to be worse AND he’s hiding something about his appearance. If you can’t be honest about what you look like, I assume you’re never going have the balls to ask a girl out. Another move on. Suggestion D: Don’t put a picture of you skiing where you’re so small I can’t even see your face. I assume you’re hiding your appearance – again. E: DONT put a picture up of you and you’re hotter guy friend. We’ll click thinking, “I hope it ‘s the hot guy!” And then when we realize you’re the other guy it’s so disappointing and we leave. Comparison is a bad idea for anyone. F: Don’t message a girl saying “Hey, you’re hot” – jesus – I would never respond to that. Neandrathal is all I think. “I think you’re absolutely beautiful… is fine and nice. G: Don’t assume girls on OK cupid are losers who can’t get a date in the real world. We have a different psychology. I get asked out constantly, at work, hiking, ect. I’m looking for an awesome, confident, interesting, intelligent guy with his own shit going on, who’s not a bartender unless he’s working on a new business or a degree etc – and who will want to treat me well. They’re hard to come by, especially in this city. I know many beautiful normal extraordinary girls on okcupid. Don’t assume you’re fishing at the bottom of the barrel and approach it that way and you will probably get a date. Good luck guys. Jenn
Why is there no weight filter? Or in your case, a bore filter. Try paragraphs next time.
Like x1000…I’m using this as fodder for a post on Wednesday.
Fucking hell. What an insane list of requirements. I don’t even know where to begin. And what do you bring to the table exactly beside your vagina?
The modern Western woman and her 1,261 item grocery list laid bare for the world to see.
No wonder men are leaving America and going to places like South East Asia and South America.
Who says she brings nothing to the table besides her vagina? What do you know about her intelligence, her hobbies, her accomplishments, her career, and so on?
I’m glad she has a list like that. It stops misogynistic bitter losers from like you reproducing and putting more angry losers into the world.
Umm, you dumb fuck, I asked, “what precisely DO YOU bring to the table besides your vagina.” All I see and hear is a bad attitude, so it’s a pertinent question to ask.
And while we’re on the subject, who’s says “I” am a “bitter loser”, or a “misogynist” (I suggest you go look up the defintion, and point out where exactly I’ve shown any hatred of woman kind as a species. I’ll think you’ll come up empty, but somehow I doubt that’ll stop you from liberally throwing about the “misogynist” label to anybody like myself who has the temerity to dare criticise a female..)
Oh and by the way, you’re think it’s a good thing a woman has a totally unreasonable and outlandish set of demands, are you?
Dear fucking Lord. Pathetic.
>Umm, you dumb fuck, I asked, “what precisely DO YOU bring to the table besides your vagina.”
No. You said “And what do you bring to the table exactly beside your vagina?”. This was obvious rhetoric question with the intention of implying she brings nothing to the table because she’s a girl. So, again, what do you know about her intelligence, her hobbies, her accomplishments, her career, and so on? Nothing. You were speaking out of your ass.
Get the fuck out of here.
>who’s says “I” am a “bitter loser”, or a “misogynist”
You are. Do you even read the garbage you write? You sound like a perpetually angry loser who dislikes women due a history of rejection. Don’t shoot up a school.
She has an attitude that would turn milk sour, and the one thing that makes women attractive to men aside from her looks (i.e. her plesant feminine demeanour) she seems intent on destroying by behaving like an entitled cunt who seems to think she ‘s entitled to the sun, moon and stars because she is female. Just what all men want, isn’t it?
And even lets just say she had a list of accomplishments as long as my arm, so what? Does it excuse her attitude?
No, it doesn’t.
Oh and what “shit” would this be? How do you know “what I write” exactly, unless you taken time out of your day to go and research me and “what I write?”
Which is kind of scary and pathetic if you have, and you call me a loser? And then in the same breath you tell me not to “shoot up a school” while you’re researching the “shit that I write.”
Oh dear.
I love how anybody who has the gumption to criticise Western women and their often obnoxious behavior is automatically a “bitter loser” or a “misogynist”.
Wow, us filthy men should know our place, shouldn’t we? I guess next time I’ll check my privilege before daring to say anything “nasty” about a woman again, no matter how deserving of it she might be.
So keep up the baseless cliches. It’s usually all feminists like you have.
>She has an attitude that would turn milk sour
And what would your shitty attitude do? Blow up the planet?
>she seems intent on destroying by behaving like an entitled cunt who seems to think she ‘s entitled to the sun, moon and stars because she is female.
Or maybe that’s how you perceive it because you have bitter lenses on. See my other point for how this is wrong.
>I love how anybody who has the gumption to criticise Western women and their often obnoxious behavior is automatically a “bitter loser” or a “misogynist”.
It has nothing to do with “criticising” Western women. That’s a strawman. You get called a bitter loser and a misogynistic simply because you act like one.
Do you think your post was reasonable at all? Hell no.
>It’s usually all feminists like you have.
What does feminism have to do with calling you a loser? Did you get bullied in school by a feminist or something? Is that why you associate random things with feminism?
Oh god, shuuuuut up. Just shut up. We can see your daddy issues from across the Internet. Jesus: clearly your hobbies, interests, amazing intelligence and career aren’t helping you get dates on a dating site with the rest of us losers, and that’s why you’re here. Plus, reading what you write is so abrasive, I’m not surprised you can’t land a date. Jesus. At least the guys know upfront what kind of angry, bitter, entitled princess rant they can have the pleasure of tuning out for buying you dinner.
Found the bitter misogynistic neckbeard. What are you even talking about? Your post isn’t even coherent; I’m male, and the only ones ranting here are the losers trying to suggest that women “bring nothing to the table” because they’re sad that no women will date them.
“Chief” has been banned.
This is a site to help men improve themselves, and he clearly has no intention of doing that.
Butthurt :_(
Indeed.
Men have hobbies too. Problem is we’re on the back foot here with online dating. Women have a million options, my messages are ignored and my profile abandoned.
Nobody said men didn’t have hobbies. It’s the misogynistic losers here implying that women don’t.
That’s fine just wish it was more of a two-way process.
This is why men just give up and masturbate at home alone…
I would rather have a fleshlight than her.
“They’re hard to come by, especially in this city.”
That’s cos they don’t fucking exist. Anywhere.
A big issue most guys on Okcupid have is that it’s actually quite the opposite in terms of expectations of people on the website. I’ve found that most girls on Okcupid think EVERYONE is a loser if they’re on this website, and I don’t think most men feel that way about the women. I think most men think the women are gorgeous, and a lot of the time (not always though) have a lot going on. I’ve had a decent amount of success offline, but really struggled at first on okcupid. Thankfully this page made a big difference but frankly this side opened my eyes to how shallow a lot of girls are. Not saying guys aren’t shallow but women usually don’t own up to it as consistently.
Want to hear a shocking fact? I have about roughly 50 likes on okcupid (girls clicked saying they liked me). NONE of them came after I first clicked I liked them whether or not I messaged them, and I’ve only had a few even talk back to me after I first wrote them. Whenever they did write back, it was usually after one of my more brilliant message (yeah, my wit cuts like butta) and even still, it was only a vague discussion, usually ending after a message or two. Girls that liked me first have led to about roughly 70 of the 90 messages I’ve gotten and 3 numbers with plans to meet up (not mind-blowing but I’ve only been on for about 2 or 3 weeks) and the point is, it’s waaay better then getting NO messages and no likes. Maybe guys have had different experiences, but for me – I’ve focused a lot more on my my profile sharper (wearing a nice dress shirt in my photo really helped) having some funny lines in my profile was the most important, and then letting the girls mostly come to me first.
There’s also the question about messaging a girl after she’s visited your profile. I’ve had mild success in getting messages, but no real conversations. I’d probably suggest waiting a day or something before messaging her.
I liked that Jenn wrote something up and hopefully people learned something, but the thing I’d take most from it, is that girls EXPECT guys to be lame POS on okcupid who can’t get any girls. So you’ve got to overcome that and at least appear like you don’t need to answer her right away. You probably should anyway. Who the f— wants to be on Okcupid all night anyway?
-Stirrrrr it up!
oh yeah! If you’re an actor – don’t say it. I move on from all actors. I’m actually a girl who’s really open to most things AND I work in the business and have a lot of great actor friends, but “actor” subliminally makes us think unemployed, and good at lying. I have heard all my girlfriends say this.
I heard that Brad Pitt had trouble getting a date when he first arrived in Hollywood. No wonder when it was full of entitled cunts like you.
I’ve heard “stories” about what (now) big name actors had to do to make it big…
Hey, may not like it but would much prefer a girl on here being honest and open. Don’t hate, just log it in the back of your mind, and learn how to adjust properly – if acting is a big part of your life, and you’re doing it full time, she’s going to find out anyway, so keep it in. If you’re working another job, just be sure to mention it. If you want to mention acting still, talk about how it’s something you’re passionate about that you do when you have free time, so they know you’re serious about your current job that makes the real money (for now at least mr. Brab Pitt).
Telling people not to lie makes her an “entitled cunt”? Bitter neckbeard spotted. Keep your mommy issues to yourself.
Dumb feminist spouting tired and jaded “bitter neckbeard” insult spotted. Not forgetting the tried and tested “Mommy issues.”
6/10… Chief.
Next time remember to get in a “basement dweller” or “small dick” ad-hominem or two? Thanks.
Here’s a handy go-to guide for you for the next time you want to attempt to take down anyone who doesn’t fit your brainwashed Feminazi narrative..
http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2t68g5/the_7_most_common_feminist_insults_tuthmosis_rok/
Oh and while we’re on the subject at hand, no it’s because she has an attitude that stinks worse than the City sewer.
That, makes her an “entitled cunt”.
>Dumb feminist spouting tired
MRA spotted. Want to know how I know? You decided to blame feminism for you getting BTFO despite the fact that feminism has…. absolutely *nothing* to do with this discussion. What have I said that was related to feminism? You MRAs really are retarded aren’t you? Keep blaming feminism for the fact that you’re failing at life. Oh and “feminist” isn’t an insult.
>Here’s a handy go-to guide for you for the next time
Are you actually non-ironically linking TRP after getting called out for being a bitter neckbeard with mommy issues? LOL. Self awareness fail of the year.
>Oh and while we’re on the subject at hand, no it’s because she has an attitude that stinks worse than the City sewer.
What’s so bad about her attitude? There’s nothing wrong with her attitude. You just don’t like that a girl has an opinion you disagree with. Again, mommy issues.
>And finally, if you don’t like how men talk when they are free of the shackles of PC brainwashed automatons like you
Do you have any idea how stupid you come across? You sound like an angry moron repeating right-wing talking points. There’s no such thing as “PC”.
>I suggest you keep YOUR issues to yourself and piss off somewhere else where your SJW garbage is welcomed.
“sjw” is a meaningless buzzword used by immature children who have no desire to be taken seriously or to contribute to productive discourse. It’s also the common “slur” used by racists/sexists/MRAs and so on. It basically refers to anyone who doesn’t think like it’s 1860. Whenever I see somebody use that term when complaining online I instantly see some petulant man-child struggling with not getting their own way.
-MRA spotted. Want to know how I know? You decided to blame feminism for you getting BTFO despite the fact that feminism has…. absolutely *nothing* to do with this discussion. What have I said that was related to feminism? You MRAs really are retarded aren’t you? Keep blaming feminism for the fact that you’re failing at life. Oh and “feminist” isn’t an insult.
Nothing to do with this discussion, maybe. But everything to do with your obnoxious attitude which has the hallmarks of a feminist. And no, I don’t consider myself to be an “MRA”..do try again. I do despise feminism, which doesn’t by default make an MRA. I agree with a lot of MRA’s are about alright, but their tactics are very akin to those used by feminists.
-Are you actually non-ironically linking TRP after getting called out for being a bitter neckbeard with mommy issues? LOL. Self awareness fail of the year.
“Called out” with a cliched insult? And you say I lack “self awareness?”
Umm, so linking to an article where you idiotically refer to anyone who takes a stand against the cliched insults that you feminist drones dish out makes me somehow lacking “self awareness”. Thats circular “logic” to make your head spin. Would you prefer if I found somewhere that was more to your liking?
No, it makes me link to a fucking web page where you can go get more “superb”, cutting ad-hominems like you and your ilk are so fond of using.
The source doesn’t matter. I could have found them on Huffington Post for all that it mattered. But hey, lets completely ignore the point of the page, and attack me for somehow being a “bitter neckbeard” for pointing out your stupidity in dishing out cliche, boring, tired, and ultimately groundless feminist insults.
>Oh and while we’re on the subject at hand, no it’s because she has an attitude that stinks worse than the City sewer.
What’s so bad about her attitude? There’s nothing wrong with her attitude. You just don’t like that a girl has an opinion you disagree with. Again, mommy issues.
Again, someone who dares to criticise a woman in the feminist Western World must have “mommy issues” , mustn’t they? Of course, makes sense. Couldn’t be that woman is actually being a bitch, now could it?
Lets see..
-But “actor” subliminally makes us think unemployed, and good at lying. I have heard all my girlfriends say this (yeah because being an actor translates into being unemployed or otherwise someone unsuitable to date)
-However, I don’t have low standards (haha..you sure fucking don’t, do you?), despite the fact that most guys on there are clearly unable to date in the real world for a big reason (yeah because they make such horrible faux pas like having photos of them skiing far away. What bitter neckbeards losers those guys are!)
-Wading through them feels like an overwhelming chore and I like very very very few guys on there (Aww..poor baby. Imagine having SUCH a chore to have to wade through all these men who are lining up to potentially take her out, treat her right and possibly be a good potential partner to her. OMG…such a chore! I feel for you, Princess!)
-Most of whom think they’re gods gift to the world within this pool of not so awesome guys. Be careful of confidence vs. cockiness, ego is the first reason I move on in a profile (Men: be careful walking the razor thin wire between so-called cockiness and confidence! Mind you don’t trip and fall on your ass!)
– Suggestion B: don’t put up all pictures of you in hats – we will assume you’re bald and not willing to own it. Soon many f-ing guys do this. Annoying, move on. Also says NO confidence. (No, it says he likes to wear hats. How dare you judge someone on something so goddamn trivial? )
Oh fuck it. I’ve only literally begun and I’m only scraping the barrel here. It should be obvious to anyone why this woman is utterly obnoxious.
Maybe I’m being utopian here, but what ever happened to judging someone on quality of their character, how much of a good person they are, those sort of kind of characteristics of basic human decency? Looks and personality are obviously important, but this shit? Being an actor? Hats? Walking the razor thin wire being cockiness and confidence? Christ almighty, this is out and out cunt behaviour.
Do you see why men like me have a problem with someone like this?
-Do you have any idea how stupid you come across? You sound like an angry moron repeating right-wing talking points. Society isn’t “brainwashing” anyone LOL. Did Obama poison your water too? You literally put the capital “n” in neckbeard.
Funny because you’re reeling off jaded SJW insults like bad quips at a best’s mans speech. You mightn’t THINK you’re a brainwashed feminist drone, but you ARE behaving like one. Ah, and I see you got in the mandatory Obama reference. Cute. Was expecting that.
>I suggest you keep YOUR issues to yourself and piss off somewhere else where your SJW garbage is welcomed.
“sjw” is a meaningless buzzword used by immature children who have no desire to be taken seriously or to contribute to productive discourse.
Not really. In the way I’d describe a dog walking down the street as a furry, four-legged animal who barks, it’s an apt description for you lunatics. People who see injustice, inequality and unfairness in the most trivial of places and things.
This is great example of the sheer lunacy we normal people have to put with from SJW’s, and why they are such a cancer..
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/thomas-the-tank-engine-children-parents
-It’s also the common “slur” used by racists/sexists/MRAs and so on. It basically refers to anyone who doesn’t think like it’s 1860.
No, it refers to idiots who make scientists cry on TV because they wear tear shirts with naked ladies on them and other fucktards who like to police how men spread their legs on the New York subway.
“Whenever I see somebody use that term when complaining online I instantly see some petulant man-child struggling with not getting their own way. Great job letting your true colors slip.”
And the shaming continues. Really, you people don’t have much else, do you? Why engage in any sort of intelligent discourse, when you can just throw out a “petulant man-child” jibe or two and sit there with a big, smug look on your Leftist face!
So far we have..
-Petulant man child
-Loser
-Immature child
-Angry moron
-Bitter neckbeard with mommy issues
-Plus the obligatory reference to Obama, who poisoned my water, apparently
Got any more? Oh, I do love receiving SJW insults. They remind me of my school days, such is the lack of creativity.
Oh, and the TRP guide was actually to help you.
Seeing as you were doing such a great job refusing to do anything else but dish out insults a 14 year kid would be ashamed to use, I thought I’d help you along and give you some more!
I noticed you never got in a jibe about how small my dick is.
That’s a pity I must say, can you get in a “small dick” or two next time! It would really go a long way making a fool of yourself some more!!!!
>Nothing to do with this discussion, maybe. But everything to do with your obnoxious attitude which has the hallmarks of a feminist.
My attitude has nothing to do with female empowerment. Are you literally retarded?
>I don’t consider myself to be an “MRA”..do try again.
MRA definition: “A bunch of whiny pedantic morons that think there is some vast Illuminati feminist conspiracy while seemingly ignoring the fact that their own gender runs the majority of the world. ”
You’re definitely an MRA. Try again.
>And you say I lack “self awareness?”
Yes. You lack self-awareness. You cannot defend against the notion of being a neckbeard and then go link TRP which, for all intents and purposes, is a hive of a sexist manchildren who channel negative energy from not being able to get laid into a disdain for women.
And to top it off it’s full of psuedo-science and evolutionary psychology used to justify things like “all sloots are the same”. Evolutionary psychology is, of course, nonsense. Evolutionary psychology says that we should be attracted to women with unibrows and hairy armpits because those are signs of fertility in women that coincide with puberty.
>for pointing out your stupidity in dishing out cliche, boring, tired, and ultimately groundless feminist insults.
Neckbeard isn’t a “feminist” insult. It’s mainstream.
>Again, someone who dares to criticise a woman in the feminist Western World must have “mommy issues” , mustn’t they?
You didn’t just criticize her. On the contrary you attacked her on the basis of her gender and offered actually no constructive response to anything she said.
>Maybe I’m being utopian here, but what ever happened to judging someone on quality of their character, how much of a good person they are, those sort of kind of characteristics of basic human decency? Looks and personality are obviously important, but this shit? Being an actor? Hats? Walking the razor thin wire being cockiness and confidence? Christ almighty, this is out and out cunt behaviour.
No. She didn’t say “be an actor”. She said that fake Okcupid “actors” makes her think of unemployed guys spicing up their profile. The rest of the stuff is… relatively normal requirements you’d want in a long term partner.
It’s also worth noting that the reason she went into so much detail is because she posted that for the sake of advice. Way to miss the point and the context.
>Do you see why men like me have a problem with someone like this?
See above.
>Funny because you’re reeling off jaded SJW insults like bad quips at a best’s mans speech.
There’s no such thing as an “sjw” insult. There’s no such thing as an “sjw” either. “sjw” is a meaningless buzzword used by immature children who have no desire to be taken seriously or to contribute to productive discourse. It’s also the common “slur” used by racists/sexists/MRAs and so on. It basically refers to anyone who doesn’t think like it’s 1860.
>You mightn’t THINK you’re a brainwashed feminist drone, but you ARE behaving like one.
Again what the fuck does feminism have to do this with? LOL. It’s hilarious how you claim not to be a neckbeard, and then continually display the neckbeardy behavior in existence.
Also this is funny coming from a brainwashed MRA drone.
>Ah, and I see you got in the mandatory Obama reference.
I wasn’t referencing him. I was doing a satire of you referencing him because you were acting like a typical right-wing conspiritard.
>Not really. In the way I’d describe a dog walking down the street as a furry, four-legged animal who barks, it’s an apt description for you lunatics.
The problem is that it’s more strawman than substance, and the qualifications are completely arbitrary depending on who’s saying it.
>No, it refers to idiots who make scientists cry on TV because they wear tear shirts with naked ladies
That was irrelevant and doesn’t even qualify for “drama”. Both the shirt, and both his crying. His clothes weren’t appropriate at all for the scientific community, TV, or workplace etiquette. Okay kind of silly but not news worthy. His reaction was not news worthy either.
>other fucktards who like to police how men spread their legs on the New York subway.
Be happy they’re doing a public service for free. No one wants to sit next to a fucktard taking up two seats on public transportation.
>Really, you people don’t have much else, do you? Why engage in any sort of intelligent discourse, when you can just throw out
Self-awareness fail. Are you really saying this after you attacked someone you disagreed with just because you don’t like that she’s a girl?
The hilarious thing is that if she had no standards and opened her legs for you, you’d still attack her for being a slut.
>Oh, and the TRP guide was actually to help you.
LOL. I’m not a sexless misogynistic. No thanks.
Set up date. Her: “just to be clear I am not interested in any casual sex activities. So if you’re looking for rhis you need the meet someone else that day.” What to reply to such fucked up judging comments?
That’s her hamster talking. Means she wants to have sex with you. Proceed as normal.
It’s the hamster. Proceed as normal (agree and amplify, knock the shit test out of the park, etc).
If anything this sounds like you hampstering, Kyle. Not every thing a girl says is the “hampster”. Not every girl wants to have sex with you. If a girl says she’s not having sex with you, unless she’s a teenager, chances are she’s not bullshitting around to be coy.
The reason the PUA community is always stereotyped as neckbeards is because of stuff like this.
Dave, women are not saying this because they are fucked up or judgmental. They are saying it because literally HUNDREDS of men online do nothing all day but try to get a girl to have sex with them. These girls respect themselves and want to make that clear so you understand that you have to respect them in turn if you want to spend time with them. If you want casual sex, that’s fine. There are women who want that, too. This woman is saving you time by telling you in advance that she is not that woman. Thank her kindly and find another lady to chat up, or, if you are one of the “good ones” who, yeah, is interested in sex, because, well, he’s HUMAN, but also, you know, would like that to be with someone who actually cares about him and who he actually cares about, too, then what she’s telling you is actually a greenlight to proceed if you have good intentions for her. Try asking a woman who knows what she’s talking about instead of getting yourself into “Trouble.” The author of this article makes a living out of manipulating people. Smart girls will see through his “tactics.”
Whatever I write is kinda pointless because I’m sending messages to nowhere it seems. Very very very rare if I can get any response. Most of the time I try to write an original message based on their profile and anything? Nope. Zilch, nada. Agh! Sick of feeling like the beggar here.
As much as I don’t want to blatantly self promote, this article just barely touches on everything on the subject.
Have you bought Cracking OkCupid or considered having me review/write your profile?
Problem is women can have the worst profile imaginable and still get contacted. One actually said “man-hater”. So why are you on here looking for men? Men have to have carefully worded profiles etc and still zilch nada.
You might like this.
This is one area in life where women have the upper hand…
Think of the ugliest girl you’ve see in your life… thought about her? Good… now imagine a girl like her with a profile that has 20+ qualifications…
MUST BE 6’0, must have a doctorates, no straight cis men, etc…
That’s the average girl. Many are on the site for an ego boost.
Women have the upper hand in most parts of life, get used to that reality.
The thing is that even the ugly ones sometimes have those expectations.
It’s a sad world. That’s why I wrote my book.
I had like 10 matches on tinder before i started testing pics on photofeeler. A few days later I had hundreds. I’m looking at 389 right now. Look it up!
Never heard of it but I’ll check it out.
Hot or not is good for this too.