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A Letter From 30 Year Old Me

Dear 22 Year Old Trouble Maker, First off, congratulations on graduating college in three years and landing a job at a top Fortune 500 company at the tender age of 21.  While you’ll undoubtedly enjoy the perks of the job, understand that there are downsides to this type of life.  However, don’t take that to […]

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Soulmates and “The One”

Soulmates don’t exist.  They’re a hoax, a fantasy developed to either rub happiness into the face of those less fortunate (“OMG I found my soulmate!! <3<3<3”) or a way to make excuses for being alone (“…I’m just searching for my soulmate, I’ll find them some day…”). The One does not exist.  Everyone’s “The One,” is […]

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I Hope They Serve Beer In The Cloud

This was originally posted at Return of Kings: http://www.returnofkings.com/17816/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-the-cloud If you haven’t heard of the cloud, you’ve been living under a rock.  Over past years, this has become all the rage of the technology world.  We are slowly being completely surrounded by clouds of all shapes and sizes; as they collapse around us and force […]

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Oops…Oneitis Relapse

Oneitis: Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. To give a bit of a background, I wrote the following about this girl here: Every day this week as I’ve opened my […]

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About Me

I recently rewrote the  ‘About’ part of this site and included much more detail into the journey that brought me here.  Please, check it out. I am using this post to archive what used to live on that page. Here’s my story, and where I hope my journey takes me. About a year ago I […]

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I’m doing things right.

I was featured over at Return of Kings. Which resulted in this: In addition, I’m clearly pissing people off. but come on, this guy is just hate-filled and clueless, a raging lunatic I invite anyone who thinks the above to begin commenting so I can make you look like a fool. Happy Sunday!

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Back again to biology basics. Younger girls = hotter.

This has been discussed endlessly in the Manosphere, and it’s a common argument to see a red-pilled guy being hated on by feminists for the way he coldly, and with no shame admits that he wants to date/fuck/marry younger girls.  When I say younger, I mean…18.  “The wall,” as it is so affectionately called, is […]

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A Letter To My College-Bound Sister

Kiddo, Tomorrow begins the journey of the next four years of your life.  I am looking forward to helping you move into the dorms and flirting fucking your two cute roommates.  It’s hard to imagine that four years ago it was me going away to college, shortly after I had just seen you off to […]

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Laser Tag Date Idea

Last night, I took a girl laser tagging for a laser tagdate.  Now, I’ve been seeing this girl for several months and it was something we had been wanting to do for a while due to our mutual like of Barney Stinson utilizing a laser tag date on How I Met Your Mother.  Needless to say […]

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