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How to Date and Mate with Belize Women

Kyle’s note: This post about Belize women is another guest post from resident LATAM expert, Dating Dominican.

I won’t lie to you here. The dating scene in Belize is probably the worst in Central America. It’s not that the girls are ugly. Belize women look better than the average girls in Guatemala and Nicaragua.

The issue is that Belize is so small. In a country of only 300,000 people, you won’t have many local dating options. There’s not even a city in Belize that has over 100,000 people in it. The numbers just aren’t on the side of a playboy here.

That doesn’t mean you can’t get laid in Belize, but it does mean you’ll have to make every opportunity count and probably target some tourists, too. If you’re going to be in the country, you might as well try to date some Belize girls. Here’s how.

What Are Belize Women Like?

Belize is different than all other Central American countries. Not only is it smaller in size and population, but the country also speaks English instead of Spanish. While the English has a slang to it, you’ll still be able to understand them.

For many guys, this is a huge benefits. Being able to speak the local language without any issue is one of the best things about dating in Belize compared to other countries in the region. Having no language barrier is always nice.

The girls in Belize have an Afro-Caribbean look to them. You’ll find girls here look a little bit like lighter Dominican girls, but not as good. There’s not really any truly hot women in Belize, but you can find a few cute girls here and there.

Some girls here are darker, but lots of the girls here looked like they’re mixed. You’ll see lots of European and African looking mixes here. The bodies range from tight, beach body looking chicks to flabby women who have never been to the gym in their lives.

For a country on the Caribbean, the women here are a little disappointing from a physique perspective. You can make things work and find some fit girls, but don’t expect the bodies to look like Colombia.

Belize girls have decent personalities. The girls are fun loving and are pretty much up for whatever. You can invite them to do pretty much anything aside from come straight to your hotel and they will say yes. This is especially true if you meet them online.

Girls here aren’t great with time, but they don’t flake, either. If a girl agrees to a date here, then she will show up more often than not. This isn’t the Dominican Republic where a girl will just not show up and never write back.

Where to Meet Belize Girls?

In such a small country, you don’t have a lot of options where to meet Belize women. There really isn’t a good place because there are no big cities and more tourists visit this country each year than the local population.

Belize City really is your only option if you want to meet a local Belizean girl. Outside of this city, you won’t find anywhere in the country that has enough women to justify putting in an effort. It’s just too small of a country.

With that in mind, you can find more than ample opportunities going after tourists girls in the beach towns. Belize is home to some of the best beaches in the whole world. The place is crawling with tourists all year long.

You’ll have a better chance of sleeping with a tourist girl than with a local one in most beach areas of Belize. Belize is firmly on the backpacker circuit and thousands of young girls travel around the country each year.

These girls are hot and often looking for adventure on holiday, but they’re not Belize women. So we won’t discuss them too much more.

If you want to meet girls on vacation, then check out these tropical towns:

  • Caye Caulker
  • Ambergris Caye

Caye Caulker tends to be where the most young girls backpacking around Belize go to. If you want to meet tourists, then this is the perfect place to do it.

How to Seduce Belize Women

Getting back to Belize women, you’ll want to focus on Belize City to find them. In such a small city, you need to almost be covert about gaming chicks and getting them back to your place. You’ll get a reputation here way too quickly if you don’t.

This means the best way to meet women here is online dating. You can try meeting girls during the day or out at night, but you won’t find too much luck. Everyone knows everyone in this small city. I’m not even joking.

If the wrong person sees a girl flirting with a foreigner, then her whole family will know about it by the end of the day and her reputation will be at stake. This makes day game hard and it can be difficult to find normal girls out at night.

Online Dating in Belize

That brings us to online dating in Belize. In my opinion, this is the only way to meet Belize women. It works well here and helps you stay out of trouble. While there aren’t too many girls online, you’ll still find enough to meet a couple girls over the course of a week.

The game is a little different here. You’ll want to start with Tinder. While I ran out of matches quicker than ever before, the two girls that did match with me in Belize City were more than interested.

This was the only place where I met up with 100% of my matches. The quality isn’t great, but you can definitely have a date or two using Tinder in Belize.

Caribbean Cupid is another option. I found more girls on this site in Belize than any other. While the quality wasn’t great, this is probably the easiest way to get laid in the country. Around 90 Belize girls use the site every single month. More than Tinder.

There were also a couple girls on OkCupid here. While surprising, it’s worth looking at if you’re going to be in Belize City. The combination of these three apps and sites should give you at least a few Belize women to meet up with while in Belize City.

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Day Game in Belize

As I mentioned, I don’t think day gaming is a great idea in Belize. The country is too small and you’ll quickly get a reputation if you get too aggressive here. Tourist girls are a whole different ball game.

It’s pretty easy to chat up traveler girls during the day. Just talk about where they’ve been and where they’re going. You’ll often find girls with one other friend just walking around. Maybe flirt a little here and there. Then see if they’re going out tonight.

If you plant a few seeds, one of the girls will be horny and go out with you on her mind. This is how to get laid with day game on tourist girls.

Nightlife in Belize

Nightlife in Belize is more reggae and dancehall than it is reggaeton and salsa. If you meet a girl online, you can have her take you to some pretty unique local spots that would remind you of Jamaica more than anything else.

The one time I really enjoyed partying here was on one of the sit and sip tour things. You get drunk while pedaling around on this huge bike and bar thing. It’s really unique. At the end of the night, the company has a bar that can get pretty rowdy with the right crowd. Fun times for sure.

You won’t meet many local Belize women at this spot unless they work in tourism, but you will meet some tourists and have a good time.

The Ultimate Guide to Dating Belize Women

That’s about all I can say about Belize women.

You can meet a few online in Belize City, but this might be the only country where going after tourists is a much better idea. The beaches in Belize are truly amazing, but the dating culture certainly isn’t.

PS: You can start meeting Belize girls online, just click here.

Kyle Trouble
 

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.

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Foreign Love Web - August 11, 2018

If I go to Belize, I think that I would be more interested in hooking up with Belizean women (unless they are really ugly) than I do with women from other countries (except nearby El Salvador, Honduras, and Guatemala).

I do not mind dating a Belizean woman with a not so cute face but has a nice body though.

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jennifer - September 5, 2018

the person who made this article about women in Belize is a fucking asshole i’m very pissed, i am from Belize and I really feel offended by this article.

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    Kyle Trouble - September 7, 2018

    Nobody cares.

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      StupidOpinion - September 27, 2018

      Right! This is stupid and seems like nobody in Belize pay him no mind!

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        Kyle Trouble - December 11, 2018

        Your English sucks 😉

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    StupidOpinion - September 27, 2018

    Yes me too.

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Belizean - September 27, 2018

This is a very pointless not so true article… just because you didnt enjoy your stay for whatever reason please dont lie… especially on the woman… if you’re unattractive you’re unattractive money wont change that… so you thought according to your article…

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Genesia - November 5, 2018

This article is so degrading of not only Belizean women, but all WOMEN. The criticism is disgusting! Throw this whole article away. It’s a false representation.

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    Kyle Trouble - November 5, 2018

    Naw.

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KEVIN - December 9, 2018

MOST AMERICAN WOMEN ARE NOT THE SAME AS THEY PROFESS TO BE BEFORE THEY MARRY YOU.

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    Kyle Trouble - December 11, 2018

    True words here.

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Tropics - January 13, 2019

Woooowww.
Hm… I’m really trying to figure out how a guy that isn’t Belizean can be so bold as to give tips on how to date a Belizean woman. Our lingo is completely different obviously since the topic is supposedly about dating a Belize woman yet you speak as if it’s about hooking up with one. Dating means something different to Belizeans I guess. Now if you wanna hook up with a Belizean girl it’s quite easy. Just be honest. “I’m trying fuck b”,and u may meet a few promiscuous women who just want to have fun and do the same thing. But actually dating one is quite difficult. Now to address the comment about Belizean women not looking hot or whatever it is you said. Hahaha… That was kinda funny to me only because your experience of Belize may have been limited. The women here are beautiful and eccentric and all unique in her own way. We may not indulge in the practice of wearing a hundred different faces in one year or undergo surgeries to look like girls on Instagram.but we hold on to our natural lifestyle so what you see is what you get.
Don’t confuse my input for me giving a fuck about anyone’s opinion of Belizean women. Truth is we love our Belizean men so foreigners don’t impress us. They really don’t y’all are people just like us.. One love still.

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Hamed Guzman - January 14, 2019

I do not like how you put my belizean woman like they are that bad looking.

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    Kyle Trouble - January 15, 2019

    ya ya ya.

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Serena - January 29, 2019

Shallow assessment of any woman bro. Why don’t you try doing something that makes for a more positive impact on society instead of degrading women and pretending you’re an expert on an entire nation…..albeit small….of women.

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    Kyle Trouble - May 23, 2019

    Naw.

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Eason - May 13, 2019

Hey Kyle, after reading several of your “advice” columns on meeting/hooking up w/ women from different countries I’ve concluded that you’re definitely a narcissist and obsessed w/ white European women. Reality check dude, you’re a tiny Asian/Indian man chasing a pipe dream!

Do the world a favor and hang up your blazer and pocket square. You and your website suck!

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    Kyle Trouble - May 13, 2019

    Cool bro, you sound like a real winner yourself

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