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I'm a former Los Angeles based engineer who was sick of the corporate grind. Now, I travel the world writing, living life, and helping men figure it out - just like I had to. Check out This Is Trouble's sister site, Bachelor Travels to learn how to travel the world...for free.

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Sometimes, you bet wrong.

I had two dates tonight.  One at 6:30, one at 8:30.  I have little to no doubt I could have fucked the one at 6:30.  However, I thought she was more likely to be the prude so I scheduled her first.  Mistake.  She was DTF. I got 8:30 back to my place but couldn’t get […]

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A Letter From 30 Year Old Me

Dear 22 Year Old Trouble Maker, First off, congratulations on graduating college in three years and landing a job at a top Fortune 500 company at the tender age of 21.  While you’ll undoubtedly enjoy the perks of the job, understand that there are downsides to this type of life.  However, don’t take that to […]

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Soulmates and “The One”

Soulmates don’t exist.  They’re a hoax, a fantasy developed to either rub happiness into the face of those less fortunate (“OMG I found my soulmate!! <3<3<3”) or a way to make excuses for being alone (“…I’m just searching for my soulmate, I’ll find them some day…”). The One does not exist.  Everyone’s “The One,” is […]

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I Hope They Serve Beer In The Cloud

This was originally posted at Return of Kings: http://www.returnofkings.com/17816/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-the-cloud If you haven’t heard of the cloud, you’ve been living under a rock.  Over past years, this has become all the rage of the technology world.  We are slowly being completely surrounded by clouds of all shapes and sizes; as they collapse around us and force […]

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Oops…Oneitis Relapse

Oneitis: Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. To give a bit of a background, I wrote the following about this girl here: Every day this week as I’ve opened my […]

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About Me

I recently rewrote the  ‘About’ part of this site and included much more detail into the journey that brought me here.  Please, check it out. I am using this post to archive what used to live on that page. Here’s my story, and where I hope my journey takes me. About a year ago I […]

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I’m doing things right.

I was featured over at Return of Kings. Which resulted in this: In addition, I’m clearly pissing people off. but come on, this guy is just hate-filled and clueless, a raging lunatic I invite anyone who thinks the above to begin commenting so I can make you look like a fool. Happy Sunday!

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A Letter To My College-Bound Sister

Kiddo, Tomorrow begins the journey of the next four years of your life.  I am looking forward to helping you move into the dorms and flirting fucking your two cute roommates.  It’s hard to imagine that four years ago it was me going away to college, shortly after I had just seen you off to […]

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