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I'm a former Los Angeles based engineer who was sick of the corporate grind. Now, I travel the world writing, living life, and helping men figure it out - just like I had to. Check out This Is Trouble's sister site, Bachelor Travels to learn how to travel the world...for free.

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Fat Shaming Week

If you like the general tone and offensiveness of my blog, then you’ll probably like the fat shaming week going on at Return of Kings.  All posts for the week are about making fun of fat people. Check it out. Warning: I’d only read it if you’re slim or fit.

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Your First Triathlon: Part 1

Originally featured at Return of Kings. Much is discussed in this realm of the Internet regarding the best way to go about approaching fitness.  Let’s face it, it is a core principle of who you are as a man.  It needs to be a part of every successful man’s life, and there is no getting […]

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I gave a girl my phone number.

Gaming OKCupid on a Monday night, decided to play this one a little different.  She ended up giving me her number while simultaneously asking for mine.  Usually I always get the girls number and just shoot her a text immediately, but I want to see if I built enough value with this one.  Quick breakdowns […]

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How do girls move on from a guy? Help me!

So, baby sis texted me tonight.  I hate to say I told you so…but I called it in this post, her and her boyfriend broke up.  It was sooner than I thought it would be, it actually happened over a week ago.  We’ve talked a few times; but tonight she texted me and showed real […]

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The Dishes Shit Test

Danny from 504 has a ton of great articles about various recipes, how to cook for girls, and even gives a great date model for the home-cooked meal for a special lady.  Seriously guys, if you need some new recipe ideas, check out the food porn section of his site.  Cooking and mixing drinks are […]

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The bitch took the wine.

DISCLAIMER: I’m a little drunk.  I had the 6:30 girl from this post over tonight. She came over and we each drank several vodka champagnes (1.5 shots of vodka in a glass of champagne, great way to get girls drunk by the way!).  Little did I know that she is quite the heavyweight…and I hadn’t […]

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A Tale of Two Accountants

Tori and Tory are both accountants at a local accounting firm.  Tori holds a Bachelor’s in Accounting, has five years of experience in the industry, and is 30 years old.  Tory has a Bachelor’s in Finance, with four years of experience, and is 27 years old.  Both Tori and Tory are considered to be top […]

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Does Online Game = Laziness?

I press the lock button on the key to my Mustang, grab my bag from the trunk, and start walking in the direction of my apartment.  It’s a slow, confident walk, one that comes after a day of kicking ass and saving the world at my job.  I’ve been up since 6:00am that morning, and […]

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Sometimes, you bet wrong.

I had two dates tonight.  One at 6:30, one at 8:30.  I have little to no doubt I could have fucked the one at 6:30.  However, I thought she was more likely to be the prude so I scheduled her first.  Mistake.  She was DTF. I got 8:30 back to my place but couldn’t get […]

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