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Are Argentinian Women the Most Beautiful In the World?

If you like girls who look like models, (who doesn’t) you’ll see plenty in as you head to the furthest Southern parts of South America. Argentinian women are the Ukrainian women of Latin America.

Walking around certain areas of Buenos Aires or Mendoza feels like being in Milan, Italy during fashion week.

Notice I said see plenty of model-esque Argentinian women.

If you’re quick of the draw you’ll also notice I mentioned Italy. These themes of admiring beauty from afar and a ties to Europe come up time and again when explaining Argentinian girls.

THE LEAST LATIN LATINAS = ARGENTINIAN WOMEN

Argentinian women (and people) think of themselves as born in Latin America but bred in Europe. Walk around Buenos Aires one afternoon and take a look at the architecture, food, dress, etc.

Like the Spanish, Argentinians have dinner late: around 9-10pm. After digesting the meal, they’ll start making their way to the bar around midnight or 1am.

To simplify this article, any opinions you may have heard about Italian AND Spanish women can also be applied to Argentinian women.

Now that you have a brief understanding of the culture and mindset, I’m sure you want to know more about those model looks…

TYPICAL LOOK OF ARGENTINIAN WOMEN

Argentina is a nation of immigrants. Everybody you meet in Argentina will proclaim to be German-Argentine, Italian-Argentine, Spanish-Argentine, etc. Nobody is Argentine-Argentine. This gives you a taste of some of the genetic mixes you’ll see. Tall, blonde Germans mixed with olive skinned Mediterranean—for pure aesthetics it’s a geneticist’s dream.

There is almost a complete absence of morenas in Argentina—any you see will be Brazilian. Nor will you see any indigenous girls – any you see will be Peruvian or Bolivian.

In contrast to the bubble-butts you’ll drool over on the beaches of Rio or the streets of Medellin, Argentine girls are thinner and model-like. The Mediterranean genes and diet keep those piernas looking long and shapely. It’s rare to see the typical curvy Latina in Argentina—another reasons they consider themselves born on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

Just like the Italians, Argentines are obsessed with fashion so you’ll need to look sharp—not to display wealth but to not look out of place.

HOMOGENY RULES

With so few Asians or Blacks in Argentina, caucasians will be sources of fascination. However, any brothas out there will still do better to visit either Brazil, Mexico City or the DR to date hotter women.

The guys who are really at the bottom of the attraction totem pole in Argentina are Peruvians, Paraguayans and Bolivians, etc.

Why guys complain about Argentina being difficult for players

I’ve met many a Latina-lover on my travels who has chewed my ear off about Argentine women being hard work. In fact, it’s not just gringos who have it tough, Argentine guys go to Brazil because Brazilian women are easier.

This may be the same reason Spanish men become the sex pests of Eastern Europe and Italian men become the whoremongers of the Dominican Republic, but I digress.

Below are the prime factors behind their gripes:

1. The personality of Argentine women

Catholic guilt about being sexual, the importance of social circles and a culture that always aims to be refined and debonair. No getting trashed on tequila shots at the club and making out with multiple guys on a Friday night for these Argentinian women.

This isn’t just the women. I was cock-blocked hard by an Argentine guy who wouldn’t let me get with a girl or even have her number because she was a “nice girl” and he didn’t want her ruined by a gringo passing through.

Israel, if you are reading this—fuck you.

2. Zero White God Factor

The majority of females in Latin America worship white skin and caucasian features—Peruvian women, Mexican girls, Brazilian women. They all think of white guys as gods.

All except Argentina. Guys who kill it in Peru but can’t get a date to save their life in Argentina.

HOW TO CRACK ARGENTINIAN GIRLS

I can sympathize with the guys who were frustrated by Argentine girls. However I’ve always found it easier to change myself rather than an entire country and it’s culture so here is my advice:

If you have visited (or are from) Spain or Italy, and you have done really well with the women in those countries, you can be confident in racking up some notches with Argentinian women.

I cracked the code once I got out of Buenos Aires and headed south to Patagonia—see below for places to visit.

What you need to be able to consistently bed beauties in Argentina:

  1. Spanish skills
  2. Argentine friends: Building social circles is not that difficult because Argentine guys are friendly
  3. Game

In that order. Notice I didn’t mention wealth, as money is not as important as it would be in Colombia, Venezuela or the Dominican Republic (or across the pond with Russian girls). Argentina and Chile are the only two countries in Latin America with a large middle class so gold-digging behavior is rare.

Besides, the Argentine economy is always on the verge of collapsing so nobody has any cash.

PLACES TO GO

Buenos Aires

Stay in Palermo. The city has one saving grace: if you strike out with the local girls, there are plenty of traveling Brazilians, Paraguayans, Chileans, etc. to hunt. Argentinian women in Buenos Aires will have the best in English-levels in the country also.

In theory, BA would be an ideal city: attractive, slim and well dressed women, nightlife than goes until 6am, amazing steak. However you only get to look not touch and it feels like living in Paris or Rome where the people are just as unfriendly.

If your Spanish is muy bueno, I recommend forgoing BA and heading to these places:

Cordoba

A Goldilocks-size city: not too small, not too big. Large college town means it’s a day game goldmine. Just don’t go in January- school’s out.

Bonus Tip: Stay in the “Nueva Cordoba” area.

Rosario

Argentines say that the hottest girls in the country are from Rosario. I remember Mexicans telling me that the most beautiful women in Mexico came from Jalisco and Spaniards telling me the same about Andalusia. I’ve tested all of these theories and found them to be urban myths.

Mendoza

The smallest and cheapest place on this list. Small-town feel means people are friendlier. There’s plenty of hiking and wine tours to keep you busy if you don’t have dates lined up.

ONLINE GAME

Latin American Cupid works better in Argentina than in Brazil and Colombia because there are are no competing sites (Colombian Cupid or Brazil Cupid) so all the best female talent will be concentrated on one site.

Because day game is tough and night game is even tougher in Argentina, focus heavily on online game and target the girls who are gringo chasers. These are the girls with Tinder and Cupid profiles written in English.

I also had good response rates using Badoo but it’s dying as Tinder takes over.

DAY GAME

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Argentine girls are very social and are difficult to extract from the group so work on social proof: don’t walk around alone, approach groups and charm her friends. Also hint that you are living permanently in the country and have a good job.

As in most of LA, drop cocky game and work social circle and gentleman game. Keep teasing to a minimum.

Show an interest in her culture by telling her things you love about Argentina. Argentine egos are like overweight cats: large and easy to be stroked.

Open in English to make it clear you are foreign. If there is one thing Argentine girls hate more than being approached by foreign guys it’s being approached by thirsty local guys. So make sure she knows you’re not Argentine in a heartbeat—not easy to do because most locals are white.

NIGHT GAME

I had very little success with night game in Argentina and got frustrated. Then I switched to expat bars and language exchange meet ups. The quality dropped significantly but I had more fun. Sometimes you have to prfioritize having fun above trying to pull hot chicks.

If you don’t want to take my advice and give it a try, go to Terrazas Del Este and Jet Lounge in Buenos Aires. They both fairly close to each other.

HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO HANDLE ARGENTINIAN WOMEN?

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Argentina is for veteran players of the game. Guys who have their lifestyle and language skills down and have become immune over the years to hot-cold games and rejection.

If Peru is the introductory class for Latina Lovers, Argentina is the final exam. Do you have the huevos and Spanish skills to approach groups? Do you have an iron chin that allows you to keep approaching in spite of multiple harsh rejections and put downs?

Capturing your Argentine flag will be difficult on a short trip because Argentinian women don’t put out that easily. You’d do better to investing a bit of time and building a social circle.

The long game is the name of the game with Argentine women.

Or head to your nearest hostel and find a girl from Argentina. They drop their inhibitions significantly when they leave the motherland.

Buena suerte,
– El Conquistador

PS: The best dating site in Argentina is Latin American Cupid. For both short and long trips, using it is an absolute must. You can sign up here.

Kyle Trouble
 

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.

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Jack B. - January 27, 2017

Challenge accepted!!

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    Kyle Trouble - January 27, 2017

    Get to it!

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      Jack B. - January 27, 2017

      My spanish needs a lot of work but by the end of the year I want to head down to SA. Argentina seems like a good place to throw myself to the sharks. Gotta get your feet we somehow…

      Oh, King’s Code is finished. Sick read, my friend.

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        Kyle Trouble - January 28, 2017

        Really glad you enjoyed it.

        Also. The guy who wrote this has a great course on picking up in Spanish, get in touch with me or him if you want to get started.

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aaaa - January 29, 2017

try northern Argentina. Jujuy, Salta, etc…more traditional, less expensive than BA , not as many girls but wide open country, good hunting and fishing

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    salteÑa - September 17, 2018

    Don’t you dare to come hunting here idiot, there’s a lot of girls here (Salta) but we don’t give a damn about people like the fucker who wrote this.

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      Leo - May 13, 2019

      Bien dicho paisano! Estos pendejos Americanos son una virus!

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Anna - March 18, 2017

Totally shocked that in 2017 an article like this can be written about women. Your mother would be ashamed of you and so am I.

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    Kyle Trouble - March 18, 2017

    Doubtful. Wow, anonymous girl on the internet is offended.

    Shoo now child.

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Jessica - May 9, 2017

Obviously, you visited the 3 o 4 most “european citys” of Argentina and met 10 white girls and generalize based on that. Besides of being totally wrong about the Zero White God Factor, i dont know where did you get that info…

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    Kyle Trouble - May 9, 2017

    And what would a girl know about that?

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Tatiana - May 13, 2017

“Day Game”, “Night Game”, “Online Game”… What a bunch of idiots!
Another thing you should know about argentine women is that we hate the stupid people who talk like Seann Wiliam Scott in one of his stupid yankee films.
Kisses

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    Kyle Trouble - May 14, 2017

    Yawn.

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John168 - May 17, 2017

Yes, Argentinian women we can say they are most beautiful but in the world there also a lot of beautiful women like Thai women in Asia also can compete in the miss universe.

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    Kyle Trouble - May 17, 2017

    Different strokes for different folks.

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Tim - May 20, 2017

I gave up on Argentina after reading your article. You need to write about Peru and slowly move on to higher levels… just think about us beginners man….

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Bill - August 6, 2017

The best looking women in Mexico are in Senaloa not Jalisco, you recieved bad intel.

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    Kyle Trouble - August 6, 2017

    This is a post about Argentina man.

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      putalocura - May 25, 2019

      This is post about gay Argentinian men? Or, this is a post about Argentina, man.

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        Kyle Trouble - May 26, 2019

        How dumb are you?

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Daniel - August 20, 2017

jajajaja me has hecho reír sin ganas. Pues yo creo que si alguien quiere mujeres de rasgos europeos pues que valla a Europa no? o en este caso a Italia o España que son los países de los cuales descienden los Argentinos. En Argentina hay mujeres bonitas, pero en su mayoria son presumidas, ademas no son las mas bellas del mundo, donde dejas a las rusas, ucranianas, bielorrusas etc..?? Si lo dices porque son latinoamericanas y se supone que es mas conservador, tradicional, pues déjame decirte que Argentina y Colombia son países donde las mujeres se han vuelto muy feministas. Y donde sacas que las mas mujeres mas bonitas de México son las de Jalisco?? Eso es totalmente falso, no dudo que esos mexicanos que te hayan dicho eso sean de precisamente de jalisco, ya que Estados Unidos esta lleno de mexicanos de ese estado, y ellos se han encargado de divulgar eso en México y USA, debido a que ese estado esta lleno de gays; las mujeres mas bellas de México están en todo el norte, como Sonora, Nuevo León, Monterrey etc… eso siempre se ha dicho en el país y eso es lo que opinamos la mayoría de los mexicanos y extranjeros. saludos desde México

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    Kyle Trouble - August 20, 2017

    This is a post on Argentina bro.

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      Daniel - August 25, 2017

      Y porque te enojas?? Es un post de Argentina, pero tu metiste a Mexico, y como Mexicano queria aclararte eso, ademas tambien di mi opinion acerca de argentina… saludos

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    Tiffany - June 6, 2018

    You dumb ass Mexican. Cala boca macaco filho da puta.

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Lourdess - August 30, 2017

This seems way to general.

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    Kyle Trouble - August 30, 2017

    Write something better then.

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Emily george - October 14, 2017

You are a sexist manipulative man who treats women dishonestly and nastily. This is 2017. guess what women are human beings just like men and don’t like being used manipulated and lied to. Try masturbation instead.

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    Kyle Trouble - October 14, 2017

    Shut up Emily.

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      Kev allah - June 19, 2018

      Is this your site? You couldn’t possibly have travelled through Argentina believing this dumb shit stereotype about everyone being white. The police are mostly brown guys. The Tucumanos, saltenos etc are mostly indigenous. And lastly the country has a culture of racism that makes people CLAIM to be something they aren’t.

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        Kyle Trouble - June 19, 2018

        Nobody gives a damn about your opinions bro.

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        Lara - October 27, 2018

        I am from Argentina, you are right.

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Alma - January 8, 2018

“Besides, the Argentine economy is always on the verge of collapsing so nobody has any cash.” The only accurate thing you’ve said in this entire post lmao.

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    Kyle Trouble - January 8, 2018

    Okay, smarty pants

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Kev allah - June 18, 2018

From an indigenous Argentinian, get a clue.

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Lara - June 26, 2018

I am an argentine woman, and I can tell you that all the things you wrote in this post are stupid. Te podés ir a la mierda, pelotudo.

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    andrew_harrison - July 15, 2018

    hi Lara, would you mind then to briefly tell me the truth about argentine women, please?
    i’ll appreciate that. thank you

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      Aldana - July 24, 2018

      There is no “truth” about Argentinian women. Every woman in the world is different.

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      Lara - October 27, 2018

      There’s no truth. All women are different. In Argentina, women are becoming feminists. Argentina is one of the most feminist countries of Latinoamérica. The religious and conservative women are those of the generations of our mothers and grandmothers. Our generation is mostly atheist and independent. We are women with greater access to education and that makes us more aware of our reality. We are not objects. And if you read posts about Argentine women that are written by sexist men, you will never have any chance with an Argentine woman.

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        Sol - November 6, 2018

        Hahahah never mess with a woman who speaks inclusive language, they lack a part of brain

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          Kyle Trouble - November 9, 2018

          Much like your English.

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          Nick - May 3, 2019

          Don’t be such a dick to women, Kyle.

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          Kyle Trouble - May 4, 2019

          Suck my dick Nick

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        Priscila - January 15, 2019

        TE AMO SOS LO MÁS UNO DE MOS MEJORES COMENTARIOS QUE VI BRO

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          Kyle Trouble - January 15, 2019

          NO COMPREHENDO

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        Louise - April 5, 2019

        La mejor respuesta EVER

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Randall - July 10, 2018

Married to an Argentine for 20 years, I can confirm that most of the information in this post is correct. Play the long game with them. They make great life partners. If you’re looking for something not serious, most Argentines (at least the one’s I’ve met) are not for you.

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Johnny - August 31, 2018

Well… some stuff is correct some other things seem way less accurate. The picture doesn’t reflect the beauty of Argentines.
As a travel veteran, I can say Argentina is not the easiest country but it is not the hardest either.
In term of ethnicity Argentines are mainly decendents of Italian and Spanish inmigrants. There is a bit a indigenian and German blood added to the genetics pool which makes a Argentinian women above the average South American look.
I think if you don’t have good Spanish skills you will have a very hard time there. This why people of the anglo-manosphere complain so much about this country ; they just expect locals to speak their language without making any effort when they travel. I got a harder time in Brazil because my Portuguese was way below than my Spanish. Language skills make you play in another game level. And Spanish is one of the easiest languages to learn. So if you want the best girls you need to show some value without needing to be a billionaire.
Argentinian people tend to consider themselve more European than South American. The is a little bonus is you are European there. I don’t think American people will get any specific attention especifically if you don’ t speak good Spanish. Argentinian are some the wildest girls in bed. They are the least conservative in South America. Just think you are in a country similar to Europe and just like in Europe, social circles are key. But you can also make good contacts in hostels and big shared appartements, Argentinians are really friendly and it is easy to get in some social circles. If you go to places where Argentinians go on holidays (Uruguay, Brazil, Playa del Carmen) you won’t find them that hard to get at all either.

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salteÑa - September 17, 2018

oh my god this is the most stupid shit i’ve read in my life, tremendo pelotudo bro

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St. - January 9, 2019

Offensive in every way, as an argentinia woman.
And… wdf Israel has to do with your anything.
Keep your stupid coments to yourself if you consider yourself a profecional reporter…

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    Kyle Trouble - January 9, 2019

    Nobody cares about your opinion.

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Photonica - April 13, 2019

Overall, women are are a pain in the ass no matter where you go.

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    Kyle Trouble - April 14, 2019

    hehe.

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Gab - May 13, 2019

Are you trying to be something like rooshv? Hahaha lamest appreciation of argie women ever
Catholic guilt? Get your facts straight

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    Kyle Trouble - May 13, 2019

    Enlighten us, holy Gab.

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Thebaddestbitch - May 25, 2019

But if you’re ugly obviously its going to be hard to get some good pussy anywhere you go not just in Argentina lmaoaoao

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    Kyle Trouble - May 25, 2019

    You’re illiterate and retarded, so I’ll take the trade.

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Annie - May 27, 2019

OMG did I just spend my time reading that? Omg I’m dying xD lit. I need to share this with my argentinian friends.. this iz just.. sad… so sad haha I can’t stop laughing. Oh .. you made my day.. thank you for showing me that humans still being as awful and superficial as always. Now I can keep hating human race in peace hahaha omg I JUST CANT EVEN XD DIS IS TEW MUCH

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    Kyle Trouble - May 27, 2019

    I guess they don’t teach much English down there.

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What about East Asian guys like Chinese,Japanese or Korean? What do Argentine girls think about then?

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    Kyle Trouble - June 8, 2019

    Take a trip and find out!

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Andres - July 24, 2019

I went to Argentina last April. Buenos Aires and Patagonia to be exact. I got to know 5 girls when I was down there for only 8 days. The most beautiful women in the world are Argentine 🙌. Kyle if you say you’re a gringo and don’t look like one, you’re being an impostor. And of course, the girls are gonna smell that from a mile away. I was dancing with a whole bunch of them (cumbia). Its important to be genuine with an Argentine girl, they’ll love you for that. Argentine women are not flaky either, i love them. This trip changed my life and Im definitely marrying an Argentine girl. Perhaps you don’t know how to talk to women in general and thats what your problem was in Argentina. Im pretty sure the girls down there laughed at you hahahaha, which Im glad they did 👌

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    Kyle Trouble - July 24, 2019

    You idiot.

    It’s not even my article.

    And you’re already pussywhipped.

    Good luck.

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