American Girls Vs. Colombian Girls - This Is Trouble
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American Girls Vs. Colombian Girls

American Girls: Shave their legs once a week. “I wear pants at work, so what’s the point?”

Colombian Girls: Shave their legs twice a day so you can enjoy it.

 

American Girls: “How about microwavable Easy Mac?”

Colombian Girls: Shoo you out of the kitchen as they prep you a delicious meal from scratch.

 

American Girls: Are overweight with flab hanging everywhere but proclaim they are beautiful.

Colombian Girls: Are insecure that their butt is too big when in reality you just want to use it as a pillow.

 

American Girls: Dance like autistic children but think they could be on Dancing With the Stars.

Colombian Girls: Actually know how to dance.

American Girls: Cockblock to no end if they have no one.

Colombian Girls: Bring friends for your friends. No joke – I nailed a girl the first night, and we went out to the clubs two nights later. She brought a friend for one of my two friends. The next time they brought that friend’s sister for my other friend.

 

American Girls: Make good money but blow it all.

Colombian Girls: Make no money.

 

American Girls: Demand you to pay their Uber, their drinks, and more while proclaiming they are independent and don’t need men.

Colombian Girls: Sweetly ask if you can cover the $3 for their cab ride to your place.

 

American Girls: Complain.

Colombian Girls: Always happy.

 

American Girls: Make me want to kill myself.

Colombian Girls: Make me want to move to a shit hole city where you can’t flush toilet paper so I can drink cheap beer and make love to them 24/7.

Yeah…I miss it.

Kyle Trouble
 

I'm Kyle "Trouble". I'm a former computer engineer who left the 9-5 in LA at 24 years old and moved to Eastern Europe. I blog about dating, life abroad, and building successful and scalable streams of income.

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