Condoms suck. It’s no secret. Show me a guy who likes condoms, and I’ll show you water that isn’t wet.
Girls love it, too. The fact that she is being touched bare, without a barrier, in the innermost recesses of her body by your member bonds her to you. As you begin to release inside of her body, filling her with your hot, sticky…
…okay, okay, the porno is over. Sorry kiddos.
Really though, you should raw dog every girl you cum (see what I did there?) across. Simply put, you can fuck way better without a condom. The sex is going to be better in almost every case. Why? Condoms choke your dick, dry up, never fit (I need XXXXS, duh), and on top of that they cost money. Who the fuck wants to pay to, well, fuck? I firmly believe a large chunk of getting a girl to stick around, and bond with you, is sticking it to her good. Condoms are the perfect way to prevent you from bringing your A-game.
It’s the equivalent of showing up to your basketball game in a wheelchair. Sure, there’s less chance of you getting hurt, but why handicap yourself? The best risks have the best rewards.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a girl say, “Oh my gosh it feels sooooooo good when you put the condom on and fuck me.”
Chirp chirp. Are those crickets I hear?
Now, raise your hand if you’ve heard a girl say, “OMG I love feeling your raw cock and cum inside of me.”
*applause*
Now, we could go on about how these girls are filthy whores, but really, it’s not their fault. Science itself backs it up. You see gentlemen, our beautiful, salty, man spunk actually has a ton of health benefits:
Vaginal tissue is very absorptive. It’s richly endowed with blood and lymph vessels. Given vaginal absorptiveness and all the mood-elevating compounds in found in semen, Gallup, Burch, and SUNY colleague Steven Platek wondered if semen exposure might be associated with better mood and less depression. They surveyed 293 college women at SUNY Albany about intercourse with and without condoms, and then gave the women the Beck Depression Inventory, a standard test of mood.Compared with women who “always” or “usually” used condoms, those who “never” did, whose vaginas were exposed to semen, showed significantly better mood–fewer depressive symptoms, and less bouts of depression. In addition, compared to women who had no intercourse at all, the semen-exposed women showed more elevated mood and less depression.
You see, biologically, it makes women happy to have us bust a nut inside of them without a condom. It literally fights off depression and elevates mood. So when my girlfriend inevitably complains that she’s feeling shitty one day, I guess I’ll just hold her down and bust a nut inside of her and that should make things chipper again.
Basically, all of the fancy anti-depressants, all the overpaid psychologists, and Cosmopolitan magazine would be completely unnecessary if more women would just give the middle finger to Durex and Trojan and start having all dudes jizz inside of their pussy.
If I’m not mistaken, I’m pretty sure I just found a way to help clean up our welfare budget, eliminate worthless degrees, and improve the life of countless American women. And it’s so simple; have more unprotected sex!
Fuck you, Obama, I got this shit figured out.
But Troublemaker, the risk of getting pregnant will make me MORE stressed and unhappy!
Valid point, but…
Meanwhile, risky sex is usually associated with negative self-esteem and depressed mood. Among college women, risky sex includes intercourse without condoms, so we would expect sex sans condoms to be associated with more depressive symptoms, and more serious depression including suicide attempts. However, in the Gallup-Burch-Platek study, among women who “always” or “usually” used condoms, about 20 percent reported suicidal thoughts, but among those who used condoms only “sometimes,” the figure was much lower, 7 percent, and among women who “never” used condoms, only 5 percent reported suicidal thoughts.
There you have it ladies, you will be happier and significantly less likely to contemplate jumping off of a bridge if you let boys bust inside of you. Though, the fact that many women have suicidal thoughts is a bit…concerning.
So, boys, throw that 12-pack in the garbage and get to work. After all, you’re doing it to make her happy. Don’t be selfish.
*Troublemaker, ThisIsTrouble.com, @TruthfulTrouble, etc etc is not responsible for any unwanted pregnancies, STDs, blah blah blah. In the event of pregnancy, if you ask nicely, he may advise the best method to perform a home abortion.
However, he will gladly take credit for advising you on the path to the best sex of your life. Feel free to email him if you want to share a story.
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You definitely aren’t afraid to say what’s on your mind brother.
Definitely not. Question is, do you think this was satire or serious? 😉
You definitely aren’t afraid to say what’s on your mind brother.
Definitely not. Question is, do you think this was satire or serious? 😉
Yes! I can’t imagine why anyone would WANT to use domes. They’re the exception, not the rule.
Plus the health benefits! Not using a rubber = better girls lives. We’re so unselfish!
I can’t fully buy the study because it’s still subjective and is drawing associations without actual proof. Could be that condoms depreciate the experience of sex so they are minimizing some of the emotional benefits of sex. Or the willing-to-raw-dog women have a more free-spirited mindset that naturally makes them happier people. If anything it does give a healthy dose of protein and the microbes from another’s bodily fluids builds up immunity – so still tons of benefits.
Regardless, I fully advocate this (with someone clean of course). I wonder how ingesting semen orally would change the absorption. Better be safe and practice both – for my health.
I’m fairly certain there are very similar benefits to ingesting orally. Didn’t you write something about it?
A while back I wrote about my experience with how diet affects the taste of cum haha all about that pineapple juice, baby
I can’t fully buy the study because it’s still subjective and is drawing associations without actual proof. Could be that condoms depreciate the experience of sex so they are minimizing some of the emotional benefits of sex. Or the willing-to-raw-dog women have a more free-spirited mindset that naturally makes them happier people. If anything it does give a healthy dose of protein and the microbes from another’s bodily fluids builds up immunity – so still tons of benefits.
Regardless, I fully advocate this (with someone clean of course). I wonder how ingesting semen orally would change the absorption. Better be safe and practice both – for my health.
I’m fairly certain there are very similar benefits to ingesting orally. Didn’t you write something about it?
okay, you’ve got me. Finally. I read the post one day about you coming down on stay at home Mom’s and hell that rained upon you afterwards. I laughed. Sick that I laughed because I am a Mom, and I understand what you are observing. I laughed because the women that pissed on your post were guilty. INMHO. Back to the point …
I loved this post, and I *get* this one as well. How many will take this to heart instead of you just being outspoken and expressive ? IDK.. I follow you because you are well written for your age, and although I shake my head sometimes, I hope you continue to write. You will look back on some of these posts and laugh your ass off in 10 years. Or shake your head. Experience and opinions do change in time. Keep me posted and smiling …
I look back on posts from SIX MONTHS ago and can’t help but laugh. I archive it all, so even if I take the site down someday it’s saved for posterity.
Truthfully I loved writing this post. And even more truthfully, I’ve only had sex with two girls in my life without a condom, and only cum inside one. She is my current girlfriend.
It just seemed like a fun topic. Thank you for your kind words!
I look back on posts from SIX MONTHS ago and can’t help but laugh. I archive it all, so even if I take the site down someday it’s saved for posterity.
Truthfully I loved writing this post. And even more truthfully, I’ve only had sex with two girls in my life without a condom, and only cum inside one. She is my current girlfriend.
It just seemed like a fun topic. Thank you for your kind words!
I think it has come to the point now where people do not know if you are being serious, or if it is satire. Always perfectly argued though, and often I finish reading one of your posts and thinking, hmmmm he could have a point there.
Thanks as always bud! Did you think it was serious or satirical?
I have to say, I think good writing leaves it open for interpretation.
I hope satirical ;0)
I think it has come to the point now where people do not know if you are being serious, or if it is satire. Always perfectly argued though, and often I finish reading one of your posts and thinking, hmmmm he could have a point there.
Thanks as always bud! Did you think it was serious or satirical?
I have to say, I think good writing leaves it open for interpretation.
I hope satirical ;0)
No one in their right mind would take this article seriously.
By the way, I’m anxious for the article on russian roulette!
Plus the health benefits! Not using a rubber = better girls lives. We’re so unselfish!
Was she on birthday control? I cum inside my girls but in their mouths or the back. Never the front.
I hate birth control of all kinds of birth control.
Wald
Mine is. I bust in there all the time. Probably not the greatest idea, but it’s been a year and I’m in the clear.
“birthday control”? Hah, love it.
Yeah, she is. It’s been a year and she’s not preggers, so so far so good, I suppose.
What birthday control is she on?
I don’t like condoms because I think it forms a physical barrier to intimacy, more than people would like to think or admit.
I don’t like pills because I think they mess with a girls hormones by making her body think its pregnant. When a girl is pregnant, I believe her body prefers a more beta type of guy – one who’s more likely to invest long term. When she’s not pregnant, and trying to get pregnant, it’s the opposite. Hell I think half of divorces can be attributed to the girl going off the pill once she is married and thinking “Fuck! Did I seriously marry this guy?”
I don’t want that dynamic in my relationship. I don’t understand how it works that well, and I think I am better off not messing with it.
I could try to plan around my girls menstrual cycle – but I don’t want to make a mistake trying to learn and I don’t think she would get an abortion. Also, she’s a virgin so she gets scared easily. Because I don’t have that much sexual experience (only 9 girls total, in the last two years), I don’t always have rock solid confidence to push through it.
Now I think you have a better picture of my dilemma.
Wald
Yes, definitely makes more sense now. My girl is on the pill, and has been for a long time. I don’t worry about any of the alpha/beta/timing the cycle bullshit, it’s just not for me. At the end of the day I think you just need to be an alpha rock who doesn’t give a fuck, and worrying about that is not a good way to convey that.
I mean, what guy seriously wants to worry about his girl’s fucking period so he can determine how to behave around her?
Condoms absolutely suck in all ways.
What about an IUD? I’ve heard good things about them…let me get on Twitter and ask a few people to comment.
I don’t worry about how I act around the girl on her menstrual period – I just meant – using her period and time of menses to plan when to blast inside of her without getting her pregnant.
As for the pill – I think it has an effect on relations – I don’t know how much or how exactly.
In a nutshell, I just dislike and don’t really trust most modern contraception. I could still be wrong or learn new things which is why I ask you and others in our community.
I’ve not heard much about IUDs, I’d be curious about those. And how have things been for your girl on the pill? Anything change? Good? Better (besides being able to blast inside).
Wald
Kait can answer more about how the iud effects her, but for me, sometimes I can feel the strings of it which makes for a less pleasurable experience for me. But it’s worth not having little sploosh’s running around at the moment.
That picture RUINED the Lion King for me.
Sorry about it!
Yeah bro, you tell it! F HIV or other STDs…just stick it in without a care in the world. I wouldn’t even ask about birth control…that’s on them! This is all about you, and your pleasure… if a girl has a problem w it, shame on them for saying yes, or going out w you in the first place. (and yes, always go for sex, every time) Bottom line, have no concerns about disease, ever.. you need to be focused on pounding her good.
I shall.