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Colombian Women: 8 Tips To Bang | #1 A-Z Guide (2020 Update)

My week in Barranquilla and Santa Marta, Colombia was absolutely amazing. I had some killer guys to hang out with, met some beautiful Colombian women, and saw some stunning places.

I even acquired what was basically a Colombian girlfriend for the week.


My Stats With Colombian Women

  • Total Dates: 5
  • Dates with girls who spoke zero English: 4
  • Bangs: 2
  • Nights I got laid (out of 8): 5

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Here’s how it broke down as far as my dates with Colombian women:

Girl 1:

Came over on the first night, and did not speak any English. She was very into me from the start – we simply sat on the bed, drank wine, and talked on Google Translate. I fucked her within about an hour and a half. I ended up seeing her several more times throughout the week and she came up to Santa Marta to spend a day at the beach with us.

Girl 2:

No English, but was a waste of time. Met off Tinder, and then told me she just wanted to meet people and talk. I kicked her out after about 45 minutes, and she had the gall to ask for a taxi, too.

Girl 3:

Same as above. Came over, had wine. Managed to get her shirt off, but nothing further. Ran out of time on this one.

Girl 4:

Spoke fluent English and had spent time in the States. Met her at a pizza place and it was pretty clear she was just out to practice her English; even though she had played all sorts of flaky games prior to meeting. She was also dull as shit.

Girl 5:

No English, and had a boyfriend in Bogota. I actually managed to “logic” her into having sex with me, saying that a long-distance relationship was hard and that I would never ruin her relationship, as I was leaving in just a couple of days. I told her I understood she had physical needs that obviously weren’t being met. To my pleasant surprise, this actually worked.

“Girl 6”:

I met on Tinder – she was Colombian but had been working in San Jose, CA – not too far from where I grew up. She and her cousin were staying at a nice resort a ten minute cab ride away from our apartment in Santa Marta. So we all rolled over there…but they were just boring as hell. My pals I was with can testify to this. I wouldn’t even count it as a date.

–> This site is a great place to meet Colombian girls

8 Tips To Bang Colombian Women


As when I posted about Hungarian girls, here is a quick glimpse of who I am and the style of game I run.

Looks and Style:

I’m 5’8″, maybe 5’9″ on a good day. 180 pounds, look reasonably big but not shredded. When going out, usually in a blazer at a minimum, with a pocket square and a nice watch. For dates that girls came straight over I usually just wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt. No joke.

Type of Game:

I’m not a sniper, by any means. I’m very sociable in general, so it feels natural for me to talk to various people throughout the night. My lack of Spanish made both day and night approaching difficult.


1. Learn Spanish

I had no idea how little the level of English would be in Barranquilla.

Admittedly it is supposed to be better in the larger, capital cities.

Fortunately I had a few semesters of Spanish in college and wasn’t a total rookie at it, but overall you will have an advantage if you learn some Spanish – but with note…

1A. Maybe…Don’t

The best dates I had were all with Colombian women who spoke no English.

There’s something to be said for being forced to communicate with body language and touch almost exclusively.

It’s very primal and powerful.

The best advice I can give is to simply be wary of Colombian women that do speak English, as there’s a decent chance they’re just meeting you to have a free drink and practice their English, with no intention of any sexual relations.


2. The Flakiness of Colombian Women

I knew Colombian women were flaky.

I had no idea how flaky.

There were days I had four dates set up and none of them came through. There were several that cancelled on me two minutes before we were supposed to meet. Even the ones I did get out took a lot of work.

You must hold their hand every step of the way.

As a high-value foreigner, you really can’t “over text” them.

  • You need to text them throughout the entire process.
  • Give them a time.
  • Ask them when they are leaving.
  • Tell them to call a taxi.
  • Text them while they are in route.
  • I really have no good explanation as to why it is so much work, but keeping in constant touch throughout the interaction was how I had the most success.

Do realize that #1 (learn Spanish) could definitely help in this aspect.


3. Taxis

My Colombian girlfriend is actually a promoter girl.

Not a bottle service girl, but think more along the lines of the girls who promote energy drinks such as Monster and Red Bull by driving around in the trucks, working events, etc.

According to Glassdoor, girls on the “Monster Ambassador” team make roughly $15 an hour.

My Colombian girl made the equivalent of ~$22 a day for an eight hour shift (70mil Colombian Peso ).

It was a 20mil round trip taxi between her house and my apartment. That’s over two hours of work just for a round-trip taxi ride at no more than 10 minutes each way.

What I’m saying is – if they ask for taxi money, don’t hesitate to give it to them. 20mil COP is roughly $6.

A $6 bang might as well be free.


4. Physical Contact With Colombian Women

The Latin culture is very sensual, read this post on nightlife in Bogota to understand more.

They all know how to dance, and are very comfortable with human touch.

The American girl bullshit game of having to warm them up every step of the way is non-existent.

If they like you, they’ll be touching you within three minutes of meeting in very subtle ways.

You must have the balls to push that envelope. If everything is going well, you can kiss Colombian women within fifteen minutes of meeting.

–> This site is a great place to meet Colombian girls


5. Colombian Culture

They’re proud of it.

Don’t throw it under the bus or make fun of it.

I made this mistake once and had to recover.


6. Colombian Women – Sense of Humor

A friend warned me about this before the trip, and he was dead right.

The girls will laugh at anything. You’ll feel like a famous comedian at times.

Don’t hesitate to make fun of yourself or your poor Spanish. I called myself a lazy gringo all the time and girls just lapped it up.


7. Colombian Girls Fall In Love Quick

My Colombian girlfriend was saying she loved me after three dates. I don’t think it means quite as much as it does here in America, but there’s definitely something to it. After two dates she was telling me she didn’t want me to go out to be with other girls.

The trick is to handle accordingly. There are lots of articles around here that discuss keeping a girl around whilst still fucking around.


8. Breaking Hearts

Some of these girls have money and are quite happy.

From what I saw, most probably aren’t.

My little Colombian girl had the experience of a lifetime with me. She got to stay in a penthouse beach apartment with a beautiful view:

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Santa Marta, Colombia

She got to ride a jet ski with me, which she said was the, “best fifteen minutes of her life”.

She ate at a city-overlooking rooftop restaurant with us, where I dropped ~230mil COP ($72 USD) for all four of us to eat and drink to our hearts content. That’s the equivalent of three days work for her. To give it some perspective, if I were to drop three days of work pay on dinner in Los Angeles the bill would be over $1,000.

It’s fair to say that Colombia still has a reputation throughout the world of being a bit of a shit-hole, and a dangerous place. Some Colombian women are looking for a better life. I am currently torn on whether to let this girl visit me here in Los Angeles. The day after I left she was at the Embassy trying to figure it out. On one hand, having the Colombian girlfriend experience for a week or so here at home would be awesome. She’d cook and clean and I’d show her Los Angeles.

The visa application is only $70 and I have more than enough airline miles accrued I could fly her for free (without even making a dent in my miles savings).

But she’ll never want to leave. She’ll be ruined for Colombian men. She’ll probably try to get me to marry her.

I’m torn.

Most likely she will never get to experience something like coming to the States, and if I get something out of it, great. It will be the trip of a lifetime for her.

But eventually…I’ll end up shattering her heart.

Update October 2019:

This girl actually ended up reaching out to me in 2019, 4 years after I met her.

She never came to the States to visit, though she did try. I eventually got tired of texting her and translating the Spanish, and got my head out of my butt and realized I didn’t want to import a foreign bride to the United States. Instead, I built my online business and moved to the place I really wanted to be, which was Eastern Europe.

Regardless, it was eye-opening to get a message from her all these years later…


Colombian Women: Closing Thoughts

Despite the negative tone of the last point, don’t let it sway you. Colombian women are beautiful, sexy, intelligent, and have a contagious energy that just rubs off on you. The amount of happiness I seem to feel every time I’m abroad is indescribable.

So do yourself a favor:

Go to Latin America, and find some beautiful Colombian women.

After landing back in the States and comparing the girls here to Colombian girls, I started applying for remote jobs online. I don’t know if this blog will ever be enough to make a full living on the Internet, but I have to get back to Colombia and the amazing Colombian girls.

Thanks as always for your readership everybody.

Salud.

PS: If you have an interest in going to Colombia, or other Latin countries – consider checking out Colombian Cupid to get started.

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8 Tips To Bang Colombian Women | Manosphere.com says December 4, 2015

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    Lenore Sego says August 28, 2019

    I’ve been visiting your website a few times and decided to give you some positive feedback because I find it very useful. Well done.

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      Kyle Trouble says August 29, 2019

      thanks!

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      Kyle Trouble says November 10, 2019

      cheers, thanks

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      Kyle Trouble says November 16, 2019

      thx.

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Brianmark says November 7, 2016

How does Colombia rank now for you compared to the women in Eastern Europe? Where are they the best and why?

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    Kyle [ThisIsTrouble.com] says November 8, 2016

    I’ve gotta put EE girls ahead simply because I think they’re much smarter and the quality of life is much better. I like being able to walk down the street and not worry about my safety. I’m also a bit biased because I just prefer white girls.

    Colombian girls are super fun for flings though and they’re so sensual–that’s something everyone should experience.

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      Mackylos says November 23, 2016

      These Latin women have the looks and the curves :). Why do you think the EE women are “much” smarter? I am curious.

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        Kyle [ThisIsTrouble.com] says November 23, 2016

        Education systems.

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          Romero says February 12, 2018

          Latin American women are very intelligent regardless of their level of education.. smh

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          Kyle Trouble says February 13, 2018

          hahahaha.

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Camila says November 15, 2016

This is pretty sad what you’re describing and I also has a lot of true in it, it’s my opinion as a Colombian who doesn’t lives in Colombia anymore, if you just want to get laid go for it, but dont think that just because you are a gringo who makes more money than those girls you have any rights on them, yes Colombian girls are nice, fun and sensual but please they are still humans and try to keep that in mind just like you said many of them just want to get out of poverty or just get themselves someone who will take financial care of them, just don’t play with my Colombian girls and do be an idiot, it’s not necessary you already saw how easy it is for a gringo to get girls there and maybe they are just having sex with you cause you’re gringo not cause they like you.

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    Kyle [ThisIsTrouble.com] says November 15, 2016

    Your articulation here is well beyond most American girls already.

    How did you find this article out of curiosity?

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    WILLIAM WHITAKER says November 9, 2017

    Camilla.. your spot on.Ive been to Colombia many times.. Colombian woman are warm pure hearted ladies..and to be honest have better family moral values than American girls..

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      Kyle Trouble says September 30, 2019

      I agree

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Juan Pablo Cadavid Antia says November 16, 2016

LOL you are such a loser really, first this is not self improvement and second you are totally putting yourself into shame. Where is the manliness you say you “teach” ? totally hilarious how every idiot can now create a blog! FUN!

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    Kyle [ThisIsTrouble.com] says November 16, 2016

    Big talk from a guy who can’t articulate a couple sentences in English.

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      Juan Pablo Cadavid Antia says November 16, 2016

      oh sorry, I speak two languages.

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        Kyle [ThisIsTrouble.com] says November 16, 2016

        Not my point. If you’re going to come here and hurl insults at me (on MY website), you gotta at least make sense man.

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        LOL88 says July 15, 2018

        You speak both poorly. Take the cock out of your mouth next time.

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          KylesDinkyDong says May 25, 2019

          Oh look, Kyle’s new twinky boy toy is coming to his internet rescue. We all know Kyle’s making turd blossoms in your mangina.

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          Kyle Trouble says May 26, 2019

          Seems like you’re quite jealous of me and my success, again.

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        Lucas says September 25, 2019

        Hahaha… well said Juan Pablo. The irony being you said in some instances it would be good to know Spanish. You have zero respect Kyle….and the funniest bit was the the girl who said jet skiing was the best 15 mins of her life….hahaha you must be a shit shag.

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          Kyle Trouble says September 30, 2019

          Yep, that’s me.

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Juan Pablo Cadavid Antia says November 16, 2016

Your post doesn’t even make sense on “being the best man you can”. No one is more arrogant and greedy against women than a man unconfident about his own manliness. Because of people like you visiting, we have problems such as kid prostitution and sex tourism and because of that my city is plagued with all the white trash from the US. Respect woman first, and please don’t fill up the internet with this kind of shit about my country. End of discussion.

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AA says December 9, 2016

I stumbled across this when searching for ” Don’t fuck with a colombian woman”… meme because we live in this day age where people use memes to get their point across. Anyways, this “blog” pissed me off and I’m Colombian born in America— basically a white girl because that’s what all my friends think of me— so lame, have to go to other countries because it’s probably cheaper to do it there then to try in the States. I’m sure you’re shameless but this is rather a view of how pathetic you are and she ( or these Colombian chicks) are wayyy too good for you anyways. I’m sure you’re a basic, nothing special, small small man… probably should just marry her since you won’t do any better here at home

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    AA says December 9, 2016

    Yes, just saw your photo…. yeah, I stand corrected. You look latin/ even pacific islander then an all american abercrombie/hollister american gringo

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    Kyle Trouble says December 9, 2016

    Oh wow, some anonymous American girl comments on my blog criticizing me.

    You’re nothing compared to a real Colombiana.

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er says February 13, 2017

From a Colombian woman, we are not all “flaky”… we just happen to know better and you are a piece of trash that can be seen miles away despite the abuse of your “foreigner nature”. its sad that most girls will have the impression that all tourist are there to get them… like john smith looking for Pocahontas. to the men reading this, don’t let this douche ruin your experiences. Colombia is a great place to learn about friendship, companionship, love, and romance, it will certainty evolve your heart and let you acknowledge the real priorities in life. you just have to have a good soul to make meaningful connections. spoiled people will do spoiled things any where… I can spot an asshole like this a mile away. we Colombian are courteous and culturally driven to be always nice to foreigners and nationals…. so we will smile at you and make you believe u have us in your hand….just so you can live in your little pity egocentric box of empty values, you LOSER.

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    Kyle Trouble says February 13, 2017

    Big talk chica.

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      Kyle Truble is Shit says May 28, 2018

      Right? Bigger than you.

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      Kyle loser says August 9, 2018

      What a loser you are Kyle.

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        Kyle Trouble says August 10, 2018

        Oh wow some anonymous guy with a Kevin Harvick avatar called me a loser on the internet…

        WHATEVER WILL I DO?!

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          Aguardiente Tom says September 16, 2018

          All those girls who didn’t show, they called you a looser…in real life. A gringo who lived in Colombia 8 years, married a Colombian, have lots of beautiful Colombian lady friends….friends….it is people like you that make me ashamed to be American in Colombia.

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          Kyle Polishes BigBlackKnobs says May 25, 2019

          If it didn’t bother you, you wouldn’t have responded. Just get your black boyfriend to slap your internet offenders’ faces with his firehose. Then position your face for the money shot.

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          Kyle Trouble says May 26, 2019

          Seems like you’re quite jealous of me and my success.

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          Barr says August 13, 2019

          I am here only because I was looking around for information about Colombia..A male relative is touring the country and enjoying the friendliness and culture of the people. He is Black and definitely not disposed to be an advantage taker or a sexual predator. I am surprised at the gratuitous and extremely arrogant insults of the Colombian people by a supremacist.
          Finally, as far as I can tell, no Black person is involved as victimizer or victim. Why do you see the need to superimpose one?

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    Mary says August 15, 2017

    Agree 🙂

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      Kyle Trouble says August 15, 2017

      lol.

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    Mike Paul says September 17, 2018

    ER,
    I’m not even sure how I got here , lol……
    But, your response to this guy’s article touched me.
    So, I wanted to say thank you.
    I am American, living in U.S. , and I see that many men ( or in his case ….
    boys ) Have not experienced much more in real life or relationships than American girls that imagine themselves in Rap videos and trying to mimmick Kardasians……please try to forgive his ignorance.
    Your words feel genuine and sincere……it’s a pleasure for me to appreciate you…..
    Too many people are just posers. Just your short response to him tells me that you are a rare and incredible beauty. ?

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    ralph says July 16, 2019

    some of your points are spot on. However, there are 2 sides to this equation. How many of the girls he went out with are Gold Diggers? Probably almost everyone one of them. Women are masters at the art and skill of extracting the maximum financial resources from the wallet of men. And after they have extracted all of your resources, they say ” sorry, but this is no longer working out ” and move on to their next victim. Colombian women are especially gifted at this skill of financial manipulation. So, good for this guy for getting what he can from these girls, without being taken down the path of female manipulation tactics!!!

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Lorenzo says February 25, 2017

I really don’t understand how those people come here on your website to teach tou the “right way”

Come on!!! We are sexual beings we all give a fuck about fucking the best shots of our lives.

If you just criticize that kind of blog it is because you are ugly, alone and frustrated…

If you are awesome and attractive, you’ll have that game in every different countries in the world!!!

I guess, Kyle, you have the right to talk like that and share your experience… and people interested can just thank you or ask you for more details…
Others? Just leave and go to your favorite webpages and continue to think you are better than everyone.

Man, I really hate lessons-teacher… In every general speech you’ll have people like that because they just know how to criticize and give names because they have a sad life.

Kyle, I’m French, living in Africa for 30 of my 39 years old and I want to go to Medellin. My plane is in 2 days and be sure of it I will try to bang all the girls I’ll met and enjoy my hard stick being licked like an ice cream the most I can… before I get too old for that. Paid or free I don’t care !

Thanks for your share and pay no attention to that “kind” of people.

Why Colombia? Because here in Africa I got ass size standards very high for sure… a true woman must have Bum-Bum and I really want to meet Happy women who wants to laugh, teach you salsa and make you feel younger because our capitalist system made our “smart women” act like men, cut your balls off as a husband and think like an anime movie Princess.
Asia is a No No for me, they look like little girls. And Africa… I’m bored I need something else.

I cannot go anymore in Europe…
Thanks to garbage press and stupid sitcoms, white american and european girls are way too polluated in my opinion… the only thing they can still do after their fourties is go to Jamaica and pay 500$ a man to be their boyfriend they can bore again and again with their primary feminism. Yes women have brain (to think about your money and how to manipulate you for it) yes women have heart (for children) but they definitely have pussy and ass to ask for our forgiveness!

Man I swear, women have troubles in our societies…

When you are 18 and want to date an 18 years old girl, she just doesn’t give a fuck of you… she wants older guys with money and car….

Then when they pass over 30 they understand the game is over for them when it really starts for a man… And guess what, a man can still be attractive and seduce younger women until 60 years old… even more…

That s why they come here for example to give you a lesson … They realize how short their game time is short and want to teach you, you must think about human beings…. and shit like that!
Their dude has left cause they are BORING and the women really hate the power men have in the game. As long as you can still have a hard one and some money to spend, you own the game.

You asked for an advice? #1

Let me tell you, Marriage protects only women … it is not for men … it is the only thing that society has laid down to prevent a 40-50 years old man from getting rid of his fat old boring wife for a Younger and fun one.

Yes we want children, and we need a hen that for… probably a good looking mold … but wait for the time it becomes really a necessity for you and protect yourself as much as possible because an american or a western european will tear you apart.
Sooner or later your life will become a nightmare and a prison and if you have succeeded in life she will eat you all that you have.

Be careful, more and more divorces and everytime the woman collects the children and take your money after eating your blood and your vital sap for years.

Sorry bro, they really pissed me off and apologizes for my poor english

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    Kyle Trouble says February 25, 2017

    I really don’t understand how those people come here on your website to teach tou the “right way”

    Ehh, I’m pretty used to it at this point 🙂

    No worries, I appreciate your comments! Good luck on your trip to Medellin and let me know how it goes.

    Best,
    K

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    Heather says December 8, 2017

    Who the fuck loses game at 30? If so, they never had it. Stop your mouth from spewing dumb words that make you look ignorant AND hard up. Just hard up was unattractive enough

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      Kyle Trouble says December 8, 2017

      Dear Heather,

      Nobody can understand what you’re saying.

      At all.

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    V says January 22, 2018

    It’s true that marriage can be a mistake most of the time but as a Latina and a girl, your views on the purpose of women in this world are shit. If you want to play the gender game then men always have way less game and if they have any after 50 it’s because of money. Your attitude is disgusting and any respectable woman would never think twice about fucking with you. So have fun with the needy and dumb. Might as well fuck a doll. I’m all up for having fun but not at the cost of a disgusting blog that I’m sure if any of the girls you fucked were aware of they’d have all left your narcissistic ass on read. It’s not even about “the right way” it’s just common sense.

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      Kyle Trouble says January 22, 2018

      I can’t understand you.

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      LOL88 says July 15, 2018

      – respectable
      – woman

      You can only choose one

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Fred schwentafsky says March 1, 2017

Ur spot on chicas Colombianas are way better than any gringa from gringoland. It don’t take long to get it. Unless ur an asshole.

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    Kyle Trouble says March 1, 2017

    110%.

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Austin says March 5, 2017

Dude I moved yo Cali .From La! My buddies come to visit . Avd i have to kick them out.. They see my 3min technic an cant believe it! 3mins in front of the chicks family , friends, kid ect.. Name , number, date, apt 48hrs or less ! Its a RAP! For pennies on the dollar! Many times for ice cream 2300mil an coffee 3mil.. Got my own apt! They used to time limit hotels 1 every other week with there boyfriends! Dudes cant afford a hotel every night! ( to many folks at there home all days)

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    Kyle Trouble says March 6, 2017

    Glad you are enjoying it.

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jaya says April 19, 2017

Great to know !

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    Kyle Trouble says April 19, 2017

    Thanks!

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Dean says June 10, 2017

Do women in Colombia like men with small genitalia? If so, please let me know because the women in America are rude and insensitive.

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    Kyle Trouble says June 10, 2017

    HAhahahhaha

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    Little Ron says June 24, 2019

    Dude —- They really don’t care ! I am telling you, no one ever refused my 2 inches when I was there. So go for it.

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      Kyle Trouble says June 26, 2019

      ?

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Mary says August 15, 2017

you are an asshole. I’m a Colombian girl and not all the women need your money to make our style life good. I agree that the dollars have more value here in Pesos, but it doesn’t mean that all the women want to go to US and clean your house …. when you are just showing your City, so you shouldn’t say that !!!! Be more gentleman.

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    Kyle Trouble says August 15, 2017

    lol.

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Traveler says September 9, 2017

You’re a shitbird!

I’ve traveled all over the world and lived in many countries. I am American and it really pisses my off to see typical shitbirds like you making a bad name for us.
Colombian people are great and very beautiful. But show some respect, a little narcissistic cocksucker like you is not better than anyone else because you can buy them a little dinner and a taxi.
It’s easy to pull the Gringo card, but I guarantee you are not meeting anyone other than a gold digger or a prostitute. I’ve seen it countless times, especially in tourist places.
You can’t get laid in the states so, you have to go somewhere over seas like a typical sick fuck foreigner. The other guy on here is right when he said that you’re the type of person behind is the reason that there is child prostitution in the world.
If I met you on the street in some foreign place acting the fool I’d probably just knock you the fuck out!

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    Kyle Trouble says September 9, 2017

    Lol

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    Chewy says August 18, 2018

    Pretty agressive aren’t we Traveler? Bordeline violent too I would say.

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    Jib dez says September 18, 2018

    Your wiener is one inch.

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Why the Cheapest Locales Aren't the Best Places to Live as a Digital Nomad - This Is Trouble says September 14, 2017

[…] an apartment in Chiang Mai that goes for $200-$250 a month? Or why I haven’t ventured back to Colombia, where you can find a decent place (in a relatively safe area) for $400-$500 a […]

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Are Argentinian Women the Most Beautiful In the World? - This Is Trouble says October 3, 2017

[…] that order. Notice I didn’t mention wealth, as money is not as important as it would be in Colombia, Venezuela or the Dominican Republic (or across the pond with Russian girls). Argentina and Chile […]

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You should probably do cocaine, often | Kyle Trouble says November 26, 2017

[…] Barranquilla, Colombia. A shithole, even by South American standards. That says all ya need to […]

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Sofia says December 3, 2017

Colombian women are constantly sexualized and stereotyped by articles like this. These so called “observations” are then carried on from this original article to influence what readers believe about other Colombian/Latina women. Please stop contributing to the mass sexualization of Latina women with degrading articles like this. The title of this article is actually “8 Tips to Bang Colombian Women” and honestly it is so degrading and offensive to any woman, that we are seen as objects and compared to each other. Articles based in pure misogyny like this one are the reason women are objectified and sexualized.

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    Romero says February 12, 2018

    Well said. I’m interested in visiting Colombia. Yes for the culture, beautiful women and the FOOD!
    Sex is part of the life experience, but not the main reason for visiting Colombia. I’m a bit of a camera buff. I love taking photos.. So seeing the breathtaking landscape of the country makes me anxious to visit. And if I’m fortunate I may meet a nice lady.

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      Kyle Trouble says February 13, 2018

      You sound like a soyboy.

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      Jib dez says September 18, 2018

      Food is horrible don’t go to Colombia for food. You go to Colombia to party and escape your life in a new setting fast. The last thing you want to do is work hard finding what you want in your vacation. The meat is borderline acceptable. Milk is in plastic bags. Most fish and meat are now stored at proper temperatures.

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    Manish says June 24, 2018

    I agree Sofia and I must say that I met a very nice and beautiful Colombian girl and she has all traits of a very cultured girl. We should never portray something in a derogatory manner. Once again I agree Sofia.

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    Adolf says August 11, 2018

    Sofia I personally have extra ordinary love for Colombia and it women, not for bad reasons but for it transformation and how the women are free minded and socialize with people of all race. Colombia is my next destination to invest so I learn a lot about the country in my free time. That post happens to be the very first negative one I have come across but has no value, pls ignore who ever responsible for that post.

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Ben says January 6, 2018

Good read. I met a girl on Colombian Cupid who lives in the states and I’m hooked. She’s amazing in bed but doesn’t have the stereotypical ass that I want and she had to go back to her country as her visa expired. Question is, should I stay with this one or go to Colombia for something different and more selection as my sample size is small.

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    Kyle Trouble says January 6, 2018

    Go to Colombia to visit her and see some more “sights” while you’re at it.

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How a Third-World Country Changes Your Perception of Life - This Is Trouble says January 15, 2018

[…] moments of landing in Medellin, Colombia, I knew life was about to change in some […]

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Maria says February 9, 2018

DISGUSTING

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    Kyle Trouble says February 20, 2018

    I’m sure you are.

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How to Date and Mate with Belize Women - This Is Trouble says March 26, 2018

[…] For a country on the Caribbean, the women here are a little disappointing from a physique perspective. You can make things work and find some fit girls, but don’t expect the bodies to look like Colombia. […]

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Traveling around the World says April 1, 2018

THOSE OBSERVATIONS ARE FAKE AND TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL!

Actually, you did not meet up with real Colombian women and you will not never ever met with them cause they would not never ever waste time with asshole men as you are. Colombian women are smart, beautiful, well educated, hard working individuals, full of values and good hearth.

Those women that you met, do not represent a real Colombian woman, as you such a loser man who has to look for prostitutes on those applications, taking advantage of their ignorance, needs, and poor conditions that those women face. Even if they were prostitutes, they are women and must be respected!

Stop the violence and discrimination against woman, would you like that your mother, sisters, nieces or daughters were treated as you did ? Promoting bad treats and hatred to women with those “accurate tips”, giving the Colombian women a bad name. I can not imagine those tips ” to bang ladies from USA ” by the way.

We do not want men as you in this world!

Stay away from Colombia and women !

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    Kyle Trouble says April 2, 2018

    Are you saying this because you are in fact, a slut who has probably taken her fair share of gringo dick?

    Sounds like a LOT of projection here, chica.

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Traveling around the World says April 1, 2018

THOSE OBSERVATIONS ARE FAKE AND TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL!

Actually, you did not meet up with real Colombian women and you will not never ever met with them cause they would not never ever waste time with asshole men as you are. Colombian women are smart, beautiful, well educated, hard working individuals, full of values and good hearth.

Those women that you met, do not represent a real Colombian woman, as you such a loser man who has to look for prostitutes on those applications, taking advantage of their ignorance, needs, and poor conditions that those women face. Even if they were prostitutes, they are women and must be respected!

Stop the violence and discrimination against woman, would you like that your mother, sisters, nieces or daughters were treated as you did ? Promoting bad treats and hatred to women with those “accurate tips”, giving the Colombian women a bad name. I can not imagine those tips ” to bang ladies from USA ” by the way.

We do not want men as you in this world!

Stay away from Colombia and women !

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    Kyle Trouble says April 2, 2018

    Are you saying this because you are in fact, a slut?

    Sounds like a LOT of projection here, dear.

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    LOL88 says July 15, 2018

    Lmao! All Latina women are whores and easy at that. It’s so easy to get you clowns to drop the whole “spicy” act and get you on your knees. Don’t even play. Latina women will bang anyone with muscles or money.

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Christian says April 13, 2018

Kyle,
When you die you are going to stand before God and give an account for your life. Because God is good, He is going to judge you according to the perfect moral standard of His law. If you have ever lied, stolen,taken His name in vain, or sinned in any other way he will find you guilty of breaking His law. Because God is good he must punish your sin;the punishment for sin against God is an eternity in Hell. While God is righteous and just. He is also merciful,loving and kind in that He provided one way to escape that punishment and that was through the gift of His Son Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ fully God and fully man without sin. He died on the cross a death He did not deserve taking upon Himself the punishment you rightly deserve for your sins against God Three days later Jesus forever defeated sin and death when He rose from the grave and he is alive today. What God requires of you is that you repent (turn from your sin and turn toward God) & by faith alone receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Repent and believe the gospel while God has given you time

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    Kyle Trouble says April 14, 2018

    Pathetic.

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    LOL88 says July 15, 2018

    Great story.

    I would like to tell you mine about this legend named Batman…

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Mauricio says April 17, 2018

Yo se quien eres, y haz insultado a nuestro pais y a nuestras mujeres, si vuelves a Colombia corres peligro.

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    Nicholas Peake says May 10, 2018

    No estas correcto. Y no insultados también. Estas haciendo drama.

    Si tu país es con buen mujeres, pero no todo las chicas.

    La verdad es siempre la verdad: algo veces conoces mal o perezosa chicas también.

    Estoy hablando dipues experiencia en Colombia, y tengo amigos Colombianos aquí en Estados Unidos.

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The Ultimate Guide to Dating Honduran Women - This Is Trouble says April 19, 2018

[…] then this is the best country for women in Central America. Honduran women can sometimes rival Colombian women in this […]

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Ryan Mckey says April 28, 2018

Some good points, portrayed by an arrogant ass hole

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    Kyle Trouble says April 28, 2018

    Thanks for the kind words 😉

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Brenno Calderan says June 14, 2018

i’m from Brazil, so spanish wouldn’t be a problem at all since the portuguese is quite similar, Colombia seems to be a nice place to check the touristic attractions and beaches.

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Foreign Love Web says June 24, 2018

I really want those Colombian ladies to find their own boyfriends or husbands.

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    LOL88 says July 15, 2018

    It won’t be a dindu as ugly as you.

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Mevoyactg says August 12, 2018

Spoken like a true narcissist. Yes, of course, they’re all clamoring for your attention. Take a deep breath, lover boy. Colombians are some of the most hospitable and gracious people, but they’re no fools. You’re the one who’s “giving papaya” here. (This is where knowing some Colombian Spanish would help).
Why not try to really love someone? Scared much?

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Colombian Girl says August 17, 2018

I am Colombian, and I am so sad to read this, and to know how there are guys to see us this way is really deplorable, even as he accounts for work days and money “invested” to have sex.
For this type of people is that now we Colombians are scared to meet foreign people who don´t come to know our culture but for sex tourism. Each one with their needs and depends on the mentality that you arrive in Colombia, what you are, will likewise reach you. I feel very sorry for the girls who meet this unhappy man.

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Lmaooooooooooo says October 5, 2018

So I laughed really hard at this. First off, you’re this big macho man probably with a two inch cock. You enjoy acting like a baller in a foreign country but at home you’re a pussy. Secondly, if you got laid as hard as you do and you’re so amazing you wouldn’t be at home blogging about it like a moron, you’d be out enjoying life. This is gold. How there literally are men like you in the world makes me sick to my stomach

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    donjohnson says February 10, 2019

    well at least it was well written even if it was fiction lol!

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dani says February 16, 2019

En realidad me estresa estas paginas, el turismo sexual no esta bien y si en otroos paises tiene más dinero y quieren venir a disfrutar a Coolombia deberian hacerloo por otras cosas como por los paisajes, el cafe etc… pero es cierto por otro lado esta el lado oscuro del pais que son las drogas y la prostitución, lastimosamnte pienso que la carencia de oportunidades para muchas mujeres y el mismo machismo las obliga a caer ante las manos de hombres extranjeros que parecieran ser diferentes a las clases de hombres que existen en este pais. Creo que esto no va a cambiar hasta que haya una mayor igualdad de genero y ademas mas entendimiento de la cultura colombiana por parte de los extranjeros….

Saludos,

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AR says March 10, 2019

You are a sick sexist male chauvinist. I felt like vomiting on your face reading your post. Go fcuk yourself. And FYI I’m not a Colombian or a Gringo like you. __|__

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    Kyle Trouble says May 26, 2019

    Sorry you’re so ugly.

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Reiner says April 26, 2019

Point no.8.
Before you get her to the States, make sure her return ticket is 15 days. Tell her you are scheduled to go another city for some work after that. Follow your daily routine of work. In time you will come to know, if you two really have something together. When on holiday things look very good. But its different where you live. Probably you will get bored by the 7 th day of boning her.

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    Kyle Trouble says May 26, 2019

    That’s just a bad idea overall man.

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How You Can Have 5x the Life for 1/5 the Price by Living Overseas - This Is Trouble says May 13, 2019

[…] I spent a few weeks in Colombia way back in 2015, and I wasn’t too impressed. Having to worry about whether or not you could take your phone out of your pocket while walking to the gym, in fear that you might be robbed at 3pm in the afternoon…just wasn’t a life I was about. […]

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Understanding the Classes of Romanian People - Eastern European Travel says June 13, 2019

[…] don’t get me wrong. This is not Colombia or some other drug cartel country. But it did pass through a fair share of hardships. During the […]

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ralph says July 16, 2019

Women, as a whole, are masters of financial manipulation. They are incredibly intelligent at the art and science of extracting the maximum financial resources from the wallets of men. Afterwards, they leave you with not only a broken heart, but an empty bank account as they move on to their next victim.

So, kudos to this guy for being smart enough to dodge and weave his way through the maze of female land mines while visiting one of the most “Vain” ” Gold Digging ” nations in the world.

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    Kyle Trouble says July 17, 2019

    Thanks, Ralph.

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Joe says July 22, 2019

I met a Colombian woman working at the local grocery store in the states. She’s the most beautiful and kind person I have ever met. However, she’s going through a divorce, and give the vibe that she’s not interested during this time.

Having said that, I said I have to go to the source.

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    Kyle Trouble says July 22, 2019

    Don’t chase the broken girls.

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Michael says July 26, 2019

To anyone reading this article, please realize women from other countries are people, too. It doesn’t mean they want sex necessarily, but I think you’ll get a lot more out of meeting people in general if you respect them also.

Ironically, , in my experience some women are in part attracted to American men because we have a supposed culture of respecting women.

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    Kyle Trouble says July 27, 2019

    All women love sex, you moron

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Peter says July 27, 2019

Kyle-

First of all I got to your blog looking for a Colombian cyclist in the 80s who won stages of the Tour de France. I went on Colombian Cupid 9 years ago and found my wife. We communicated by email and text for awhile and then I went to Colombia to meet her. She turned out to be a lot of fun to be with and very good marriage material. I went down to Medellin many times after that and we became a couple. I brought her back to the States and we have been married and living here since 2012. When I went down to Colombia, I met many older gringos who were living and going down to Colombia for sex with younger women. They get into a pattern of having a girlfriend for a short period of time and then go on to the next one. They seemed like very lonely people unable to connect with a partner on a deep level.
Yes, you can go to Colombia and find poor beautiful women who are so desperate that they are willing to sleep with you in the hopes that they can find a partner. You take advantage of them. They are looking for something long term and you are just looking for vulnerable woman that you can fuck.
You are building negative karma that will come back to haunt you. You have become desensitized to other human beings and created a story in your mind why it’s ok to do what you do.

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    Kyle Trouble says July 28, 2019

    I don’t totally disagree with you on some of this.

    I went to Colombia for 2 weeks in 2015 and haven’t returned. Been in a long term relationship in Ukraine for years now.

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Jim says September 5, 2019

I enjoyed your blog…I guess, because I’ve been going to Colombia for years. I was Military Aviation Adviser, and picked up so Spanish along the way. I have a no shit 97% success rate with Colombianitas… I’m in my 50’s, but 6′-4″, fit..but my “in” with these girls are my blue eyes, and I’m funny, and I’m decent to them. If I meet up w5the “please buy me a scooter” or “I need money for school ” gals, I drop them immediately. If you pay the Taxi, make them laugh, you are in. I ONLY get with really good looking ones, but not the “over the top/Instagram model” types (although my ex of 4 y5was exactly that…) just trim, fit, great bods, super smiles fun authentic girls…never been with a hooker in my life. Colombia is unique, in that 2nd only to the Philippines, if you are just polite, hold the door, treat them like a lady in public, they will ride you like a person possessed back at the Hotel. Best success spits are: Bogota , Cali, Medellin in that order. Find one you like? Take her to San Andres or Cartagena… they’ll worship you for it. Vamos pues!

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    Kyle Trouble says September 5, 2019

    97% success rate? As in for every 100 girls you talk to you bang 97 of them?

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Raghuram says November 10, 2019

Well done, Are you saying this because you are in fact, a slut?

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    Kyle Trouble says November 10, 2019

    Huh?

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Michael says November 14, 2019

It doesn’t mean they want sex at that given moment. Especially not with you, I’m sure! haha

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Michael says November 14, 2019

Generally, sure. But not at any given moment with any given person. Especially not with you, I’m sure! haha

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    Kyle Trouble says November 16, 2019

    the fuck are you trying to say?

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B Wabbit says November 16, 2019

I wanted to thank you for your website. I’m not the best looking guy, and I don’t really have game (I consider myself a loser & pathetic in that regards). Similar to you, I started a business as well, and I built it up. To be honest, the first time I had sex was with an escort. When I first booked the trip to Colombia, I ran into your website. I decided to travel to Colombia all by myself for the life experience. While traveling, I actually met a wonderful woman from Latin American Cupid. We actually clicked and we really enjoy each other’s company. I am now considering bringing her to the United States so we can hang out here. Thanks again for your website!

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    Kyle Trouble says November 17, 2019

    Cheers, thank you

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ARTuro says November 27, 2019

Thank you for your reply. i cant explain in words the emotion im having right now, as a gringo myself i have a neighbor that is columbian WOMAN, and as a white man but with warrior ability, i see this columbian woman many time but when recently i saw very up close she has very attractive smile,(cheecks on her face amazing), and i want give her a kiss on her cheeck if i can without her upset. i will quik kiss that woman cheek and wait see if she approve ( i hope). i know all women like suprise..

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Navajo Tate says December 15, 2019

Well said colombia women’s are the best they have family moral values

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Shawn says January 24, 2020

I have a lot of experience with Colombian girls and I think there is good commentary here. I think it is ok to generalize but still every girl is different and the situations are different. None the less very good advice I see on this site.

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    Kyle Trouble says January 28, 2020

    Thanks Shawn.

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