How to Date and Mate with Belize Women - This Is Trouble

How to Date and Mate with Belize Women

[Kyle’s note: This post about Belize women is another guest post from resident LATAM expert, Dating Dominican.]

I won’t lie to you here. The dating scene in Belize is probably the worst in Central America. It’s not that the girls are ugly. Belize women look better than the average girls in Guatemala and Nicaragua.

The issue is that Belize is so small. In a country of only 300,000 people, you won’t have many local dating options. There’s not even a city in Belize that has over 100,000 people in it. The numbers just aren’t on the side of a playboy here.

That doesn’t mean you can’t get laid in Belize, but it does mean you’ll have to make every opportunity count and probably target some tourists, too. If you’re going to be in the country, you might as well try to date some Belize girls. Here’s how.

What Are Belize Women Like?

Belize is different than all other Central American countries. Not only is it smaller in size and population, but the country also speaks English instead of Spanish. While the English has a slang to it, you’ll still be able to understand them.

For many guys, this is a huge benefits. Being able to speak the local language without any issue is one of the best things about dating in Belize compared to other countries in the region. Having no language barrier is always nice.

The girls in Belize have an Afro-Caribbean look to them. You’ll find girls here look a little bit like lighter Dominican girls, but not as good. There’s not really any truly hot women in Belize, but you can find a few cute girls here and there.

Some girls here are darker, but lots of the girls here looked like they’re mixed. You’ll see lots of European and African looking mixes here. The bodies range from tight, beach body looking chicks to flabby women who have never been to the gym in their lives.

For a country on the Caribbean, the women here are a little disappointing from a physique perspective. You can make things work and find some fit girls, but don’t expect the bodies to look like Colombia.

Belize girls have decent personalities. The girls are fun loving and are pretty much up for whatever. You can invite them to do pretty much anything aside from come straight to your hotel and they will say yes. This is especially true if you meet them online.

Girls here aren’t great with time, but they don’t flake, either. If a girl agrees to a date here, then she will show up more often than not. This isn’t the Dominican Republic where a girl will just not show up and never write back.

Where to Meet Belize Girls?

In such a small country, you don’t have a lot of options where to meet Belize women. There really isn’t a good place because there are no big cities and more tourists visit this country each year than the local population.

Belize City really is your only option if you want to meet a local Belizean girl. Outside of this city, you won’t find anywhere in the country that has enough women to justify putting in an effort. It’s just too small of a country.

With that in mind, you can find more than ample opportunities going after tourists girls in the beach towns. Belize is home to some of the best beaches in the whole world. The place is crawling with tourists all year long.

You’ll have a better chance of sleeping with a tourist girl than with a local one in most beach areas of Belize. Belize is firmly on the backpacker circuit and thousands of young girls travel around the country each year.

These girls are hot and often looking for adventure on holiday, but they’re not Belize women. So we won’t discuss them too much more.

If you want to meet girls on vacation, then check out these tropical towns:

  • Caye Caulker
  • Ambergris Caye

Caye Caulker tends to be where the most young girls backpacking around Belize go to. If you want to meet tourists, then this is the perfect place to do it.

How to Seduce Belize Women

Getting back to Belize women, you’ll want to focus on Belize City to find them. In such a small city, you need to almost be covert about gaming chicks and getting them back to your place. You’ll get a reputation here way too quickly if you don’t.

This means the best way to meet women here is online dating. You can try meeting girls during the day or out at night, but you won’t find too much luck. Everyone knows everyone in this small city. I’m not even joking.

If the wrong person sees a girl flirting with a foreigner, then her whole family will know about it by the end of the day and her reputation will be at stake. This makes day game hard and it can be difficult to find normal girls out at night.

Online Dating in Belize

That brings us to online dating in Belize. In my opinion, this is the only way to meet Belize women. It works well here and helps you stay out of trouble. While there aren’t too many girls online, you’ll still find enough to meet a couple girls over the course of a week.

The game is a little different here. You’ll want to start with Tinder. While I ran out of matches quicker than ever before, the two girls that did match with me in Belize City were more than interested.

This was the only place where I met up with 100% of my matches. The quality isn’t great, but you can definitely have a date or two using Tinder in Belize.

Caribbean Cupid is another option. I found more girls on this site in Belize than any other. While the quality wasn’t great, this is probably the easiest way to get laid in the country. Around 90 Belize girls use the site every single month. More than Tinder.

There were also a couple girls on OkCupid here. While surprising, it’s worth looking at if you’re going to be in Belize City. The combination of these three apps and sites should give you at least a few Belize women to meet up with while in Belize City.

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Day Game in Belize

As I mentioned, I don’t think day gaming is a great idea in Belize. The country is too small and you’ll quickly get a reputation if you get too aggressive here. Tourist girls are a whole different ball game.

It’s pretty easy to chat up traveler girls during the day. Just talk about where they’ve been and where they’re going. You’ll often find girls with one other friend just walking around. Maybe flirt a little here and there. Then see if they’re going out tonight.

If you plant a few seeds, one of the girls will be horny and go out with you on her mind. This is how to get laid with day game on tourist girls.

Nightlife in Belize

Nightlife in Belize is more reggae and dancehall than it is reggaeton and salsa. If you meet a girl online, you can have her take you to some pretty unique local spots that would remind you of Jamaica more than anything else.

The one time I really enjoyed partying here was on one of the sit and sip tour things. You get drunk while pedaling around on this huge bike and bar thing. It’s really unique. At the end of the night, the company has a bar that can get pretty rowdy with the right crowd. Fun times for sure.

You won’t meet many local Belize women at this spot unless they work in tourism, but you will meet some tourists and have a good time.

The Ultimate Guide to Dating Belize Women

That’s about all I can say about Belize women.

You can meet a few online in Belize City, but this might be the only country where going after tourists is a much better idea. The beaches in Belize are truly amazing, but the dating culture certainly isn’t.

PS: You can start meeting Belize girls online, just click here.

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