(This post about Mexican women comes courtesy of my pal El Conquistador).
Guys approach and message me all the time saying that they’re tired of banging Tinder skanks in Latin America and want to find a good girl. A Latin girlfriend. The “one”.
A Latin wife sounds great in theory. They’re beautiful and have the best motherly instincts out of all the women I’ve met on my travels.
Finding a wife in Latin America should be easy too—a lot of them want to marry a guy from the US or Europe.
But finding a marriage-worthy one is difficult. Latin women are like extreme weather: volatile, unreliable and difficult to trust.
If you’re man enough to take on the challenge, where in Latin America should you begin your search?
I’ve visited almost every country in Latin America (barring Paraguay). Here is my opinion on the relative wife-merits of Latin women from various countries:
That leaves either Brazil or Mexico. Brazil is a great choice but most men should start their search for a girlfriend in the land of Pulque and frijoles.
Side note: I’m talking about Mexican women in Mexico, not those in the US. That’s a whole different ball game.
Mexican girls (those outside of D.F.) are less likely to cheat, are family oriented, and are the most career-minded and hard-working women in Latin America.
I know what you’re thinking: “Most hard-working in Latin America? That’s not difficult!”
Well, for me it’s a dealmaker. And the more I think about settling down in Mexico, the better it seems. The economy is growing. I could live like a king on $3,000 per month, enjoying great weather and lounging in my villa while my wife Alejandra Espinoza runs after the two little El Conquistadors.
Also it’s close enough to the U.S. that I can go shopping in San Antonio for Martin Luther King weekend.
Now that you’re sold on Mexican women, I’m going to tell you:
First here are a few places in Mexico NOT to go:
That leaves central Mexico. Specifically, the Big 3.
If you are new to Mexico and your Spanish is intermediate or less, I advise visiting the 3 biggest cities in the country. From least recommended to most:
Mexico City is where you can overcome the No. 1 biggest clockblock in all of Mexico. I guarantee this obstacle will blue-ball you more than anything else.
It isn’t protective friends, “fresa” bitch shields or Montezuma’s revenge.
Want to know?
The biggest obstacle to sleeping with hot Mexican women is the fact that most of the girls you want to bang live either with their parents or with host families.
But DF is the only Mexican city where you will find lots of girls who live with roommates. This means they can stay over at yours, come back after midnight, whatever.
If your future Mexican girlfriend doesn’t live in Mexico City, you’ll have to separate her from her friends and family; difficult but not impossible with some creative game.
Ok. Now you know where to go. What do you do when you get there?
Want to know the No.1 mistake gringos make when they try to get laid with lots of Mexican women?
Answer: Not being social enough.
Most guys I’ve met on the gringo trial in Latin America spend their time either prowling the malls alone like sharks and don’t open their mouth until they see a hot girl by herself.
These sites can bring you lots of leads but it’s the dose makes the poison. You won’t make friends on Tinder or Latin or Mexican Cupid.
“Why the fuck do I want to make friends El Conquistador? I just want to slide into some young Mexican pussy until I’m balls deep.”
I hear ya.
But I’m selling you what you want and giving you what you need here. You have to be the “outgoing gringo” that talks to everybody.
Not only that, you need to penetrate the social circles and parties where most of the hooking-up happens in Mexico. Teaching English and playing sports were my way in while I lived in there. Take an inventory of your skills and interests, and leverage them to make some local friends.
Once you’ve got those local contacts, tell them you are looking for pretty Mexican women. It works.
Outside of the liberal capital city, Mexico remains a very catholic country. Most Mexican women still meet partners through their family, school friends and extended family.
This isn’t a bad thing. If you can turn this around and use it to your advantage, you’ll hook up with impossible-to-get women.
Like Alejandra Espinoza.
But she’s mine. I know she’s married but she just doesn’t understand what a sweet guy I am.
– El Conquistador