Finland Is Fucked

When you hear the words Finland or Scandinavia, what’s the first images that pop into your head? My guess would be vikings, blistering cold, and some of the blondest hair and bluest eyes in the world. Studies typically show that 80% or more of the population of Finland have blonde hair. And when you hear the words beauty pageant, you probably think of beauty (obviously), elegance and grace.

With that being said, I present to you the winner of Miss Helsinki 2017, Sephora Ikalaba. She’s the one in the middle. Take a second to comprehend how she won the beauty pageant for the capital of Finland.


This pageant has been all over the place. Forums are talking about this, but it’s all speculation. News outlets are conveniently omitting anything about the situation in the name of being politically correct. On top of that, many of the sources are in Finnish, and Google Translate isn’t always the sharpest tool in the shed.

So let’s start with the facts that can be verified. It’s pretty well-known (and obvious) that Ikalaba is of Nigerian descent originally, and has immigrated to Finland. Her Finnish citizenship level, and when she migrated to Finland is very much up in the air. It seems she did at least learn Finnish from looking at her Instagram account, but until the pageant winners publish some sort of biography about her that’s up in the air, too.

The Obvious

Let’s start with this: I’ll wager that the vast majority of men are not going to find her attractive. She just lacks any and all of the feminine beauty that have always embodied what a beauty pageant is all about.

For example, Russian girls, Brazilian womenUkrainian women, Peruvian women, Polish women, etc. have this in spades.

I could go on and on.

Of course, people are rushing to defend her. The leftist-type thinkers are all up in arms, crying that she’s beautiful inside and out. They say it’s hurtful that people are saying that she looks like a monkey who had her head caved in by a shovel, and then stomped on.

I’ll let you be the judge:



This Tweet below went viral, and pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter. I think the majority of men can look at these picture and surmise that:

  1. Miss Ikalaba doesn’t represent the Scandinavian look that is so well-known throughout the world; i.e. blonde hair and blue eyes. Look at the featured image on this post—7 out of the 10 contestants embody this.
  2. She is definitely not the most beautiful of the contestants.

In the interest of being objective, I do realize that a pageant isn’t solely based on physical looks alone. There are other things that come into play: charity work, accomplishments, plans to make a difference in the world, etc.

What Has Sephora Ikalaba Accomplished?

Again, the media is leaving things out. They claim that beauty pageants are about more than beauty—the accomplishments and personal side of the competition have just as much pull. Except, it seems that Miss Ikalaba hasn’t really accomplished much of anything in her life. Despite scanning through the first five pages of Google and translating every page, the most I’ve pieced together is than she has an Instagram where she shows off some fitness gear.

People can claim that beauty isn’t skin deep all they want. They can claim that it wasn’t in the name of being politically correct. That Ikalaba had done some great things off of the runway. But to that I’d argue—why aren’t those accomplishments being reported? They can’t say that escaping her home country and migrating to Europe is much of an accomplishment, as Europe lets just about everybody in.


Surely if she had these accomplishments they’d be front and center, as a front for why she won Miss Helsinki. As an excuse that she didn’t win just for the sake of being politically correct and diversity. It’s painstakingly obvious that the lack of information on any personal accomplishments means that she likely doesn’t have them to begin with.

Prior Precedent

A few years ago, Miss Japan was won by a “Hafu”; i.e. mixed race. That girl though, was ethnically Japanese. She grew up in Tokyo, had a Japanese name, and was immersed in the culture. On top of it, Miss Japan was at least cute and accomplished (she had a full-time job as an elephant trainer, for starters). I can look at the gallery of Miss Japan contestants from her winning year and think that she at least looks somewhat Japanese.

Take a look for yourself and see if you can figure out who won:


The Miss Japan 2015 winner is the photo in the bottom left. She seems to resemble Thai women more so than Japanese, but it’s not as drastic as Miss Helsinki.

It seems that Miss Japan set a dangerous precedent. It was the start of fully embracing diversity in beauty pageants, across the board. It went from having a mixed winner in Japan to having a dark-skinned immigrant representing the most blonde haired/blue eyed country in the world. Quite the jump.

Is There A Line?

I grew up in a state (California) that’s fixated on diversity. I’m not stranger to letting anyone and everyone in—Latinos now outnumber whites in California, and this is only going up. This Miss Helsinki situation would be the rough equivalent of an illegal immigrant winning Miss California. As liberal as California is, I suspect there would be a bit of pushback if this happened.

It’s likely that the new Miss Helsinki will try to advance even further through the beauty pageant ranks. What a laugh it’ll be if she’s representing Finland in an upcoming Miss Universe pageant. It’ll be interesting to see how she uses her newfound influence as Miss Helsinki. Will she represent the interest of the Finnish people themselves, or will she be a walking and talking propaganda to encourage more immigration to Europe?

Sadly, I suspect it will continue to go that route as long as the Scandinavian men are looking like this:


I look at this situation and see very little way out short of actual revolution. People are now being told that their own ethnic look and heritage is no longer good enough. Think about the little girls in Finland now, who will look at this competition and see that their national and natural look can’t, and won’t, win a Finnish beauty pageant. 

Should the little girls in Nigeria feel the same way? No, but they have their own beauty pageants. It should not be a matter of sacrificing one for the other. It should be about European countries fighting to keep their culture, genes, and sense of national pride alive.

Unfortunately it seems as if Finland has completely thrown in the towel on that.

This post originally appeared here.

Good luck, Finland. You’ll need it,


PS: If you want to be a King and not a Cuck (like Finland), read my book.

  • Jack B. says:


  • Anon says:

    Well done for pointing this out Kyle. So here’s my 2 cents on this as I have been to Finland once before and I’m actually going again in 3 weeks!
    The first time I went to Finland was Feb last year and I was just as shocked as you are. Helsinki is NOT what you expect. I went out on a Friday night and the centre of Helsinki is full of creepy migrants from Syria/Africa running about like they own the place!
    It was totally not what I expected Helsinki to be.

    The good thing is, the more you leave the bigger cities and explore the smaller cities/towns, the diversity reduces and you do get to see some beautiful Finnish chicks, but it’s a crisis man!
    It was the same when I went on a Euro Jaunt to Oslo. I wasn’t expecting to see soo many migrants! Unbelievable.
    I plan to go to Sweden to complete my Scandanavia trip and I’m actually scared of what I will see in Stockholm. I hear they have been hit the worst when it comes to the migrant crisis (after Germany).
    It bothers me that Scandavia’s culture, the blonde/blue eyes thing is totally being destroyed and they are not doing anything about protecting their identity! A real shame

    • PS: says:

      That Nigerian chick is soo ugly, its pretty obvious to the world that she got chosen, cause Finland wants to be politically correct. I mean I wouldn’t go near her with a f***kin stick!
      I have nothing against black chicks, but if you are going to choose one as Miss. Helsinki, (to be politically correct), at least choose a chick that is worthy and is actually HOT.
      This chick looks like my dogs sh*t

      • Kyle Trouble says:

        Same boat here. Not really my thing but nothing against them. The one black girl I’ve been with in my life was stunning.

        Her body in this case of Miss Helsinki is rocking, but most black girls either have that…or they’re fat as shit. She’s just simply hideous.

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Thanks for the comment! That is awfully depressing. Not that I’d ever want to live out there. Too cold and depressing.

      But it is sad. These used to BE THE VIKINGS OF THE WORLD.

      Now Scandinavian men are more like the one in the article. Really depressing situation.

  • Jack B. says:

    How years of established culture can be swept away with media, “education”, and self hate. Replaced with madness.

    I wonder if the pendulum will ever swing back the other way…

  • Rose says:

    She won’t represent Finland in Miss Universum. The girl to represent Finland is the girl who wins Miss Finland beauty pagaent. Miss Helsinki is actually a very small competition that most finnish people don’t even know about. So I think the agenda behing all of this is mostly to gain media attention for the competition. For example I had never even heard of such a competition before all these headlines were published in news papers. And I’m a native finnish woman.

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Rose, thanks for sharing this. To most of us, it probably sounded similar to a girl in America winning Miss New York or Miss California, which is a huge competition. It made sense that your capital’s beauty pageant was a big deal.

      It doesn’t change my opinion on the actual outcomes itself but thanks for the clarification.

      • Rose says:

        No proplem. It just sounds funny that a competition we hardly even know about is suddenly famous across the globe. Beauty pagaents are not that popular in Finland and that’s why competitions are relatively small.

        And I must add: Finnish men don’t look like the man in the picture above 😀

      • Kyle Trouble says:

        Do you think she should win, and do you think she’s beautiful?

      • Rose says:

        Personally I think other girls were prettier than her so I would have given the title to someone else.

      • Kyle Trouble says:

        Glad to know I’m not alone in this thinking.

  • eddie_7 says:

    Nothing personally against Miss Helsinki, but I would pass even if she personally traveled here and offered me a bang lol.
    It’s frightening how toxic ideologies can so deeply infect nations and loosen the cultural fabric on which it was built upon. Let’s hope this does not happen to the three regions that seem to be relatively uninfected (SA, EE and SEA).

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Yeah, I would have to be on a major dry spell to go and do her.

      all those areas are showing weakness to this kind of cultural change sadly.

  • Hoyos says:

    :looking at the article list:

    “‘Serbian women are great, Russian women are great, Brazilian women are great, Peruvian women are great….Finland is $&@£.”


  • Fred schwentafsky says:

    Don’t be the ugly american culo. Ur part of the problem shit values u learned in asshole land.

  • Ashley says:

    “People are now being told that their own ethnic look and heritage isn’t good enough.” You really made me laugh with this comment ! Tell that to all the black women in the US. Black people have been in the Americas since the early 1500s, when Spaniards brought the first few here. Yet, still we are constantly told our culture isn’t good enough and we’re not pretty enough. We’ve been a major part of this country from the beginning. Still, we are underrepresented in the media and are constantly looked down on.
    You have no trouble seeing this situation with Finland. But, you can’t see how only having white or fair-skinned beauty pageant contestants here is selling a lie.

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Yawn. Boo hoo. You poor victim. Cry more.

      • Mike says:

        You’re the problem Kyle. And speaking of trouble I’d like to give you some. If I ever came across your ugly mug I’d break it and you would be eating from a fucking straw.

        Karma is a bitch. You’ll get yours one day if you keep ripping on minorities.

  • Dragan says:

    Oh noes, A blackie won a Finnish beauty pageant, Finland is fucked. aaaaah! help!.

    Fuck you people are pathetic. The level of delusion and the sheer fucked up-ness of the priorities of civilians almost makes me long for a military dictatorship with compulsory service.

    I almost envy you. Must be fun to live in a world so safe and sheltered where shit like this is an issue. Gotta be nice to live a life where you can whine about the hair and skin color of fucking pageant winners in another country.

    You people are pretty much the rightwing equivalent of Social Justice Warriors.. How I wish all you fuckers had to spend just a few week deployed in an active warzone. Would definitely weed out the men crying about beauty pageant results thats for sure.

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      It is nice. You’re on the internet though, so clearly not third world. Do tell, your holiness.

      • Dragan says:

        It takes a special sort of stupidity to assume that the third world doesn’t have internet.

        It takes an even more special sort of stupidity to assume that if someone is in the first world they’ve never been to the third world.

        I hope the people who sent me to Mali, Afghanistan and French Guiana don’t realize this and deduct my hazard pay.

        Is the average civilian really this dumb? Is an accusation of being in the “first world” somehow an intelligent counter argument against someone point out how pathetic a grown man whining and writing about beauty pageant winners is?

      • Kyle Trouble says:


        Most of africa doesn’t have internet. Get off your high horse.

        Thanks for serving, too.

      • Dragan says:

        It takes stupidity beyond all else to assume the third world is confined solely to Africa.

        Just out of curiosity, are you genuinely this ignorant or is your quibbling about internet in the third world a way to avoid the shame of someone pointing out that you’re a grown man bitching on the internet about a fucking beauty pageant winner and insisting a country is fucked because of it?

        Tell you what, if you’re really so concerned about western civilization I can put you in touch with some friends of mine who’re fighting alongside the kurds against ISIS, y’know the armed violent organized fanatics hell bent on destroying western civilization? You should help the guys trying to stop them if you’re so worried.

        Or hey maybe some dark skinned dude will open a hummus stall on your street and you can write another article about how his business spells the end of the west because of it. I’m sure that’d be a great contribution to the struggle to ensure the safety of our way of life too.

      • Kyle Trouble says:

        Certainly never said Africa was the one and only third world. Example.

        Frankly, I’d love to be put in touch with your friends. I’d love to do an interview or a podcast if they’re up to it.

        You should probably read the rest of the site if you think all I do is whine about Finland’s beauty pageants. Sometimes, yes – I write for reaction.

      • Jonie Public says:

        I am an American currently visiting Finland. I read this article and feel shame. First, as a man I can’t understand why so concern not only about a dark skinned woman winning a beauty contest bothers you. Specially since Finland IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY! You like blond hair and blue eyes. Good for you but why so concern about the purity of ancestry and all that. You are American, you probably don’t know where your ancestors came from. Only in the USA people are so concerned about White this and Latino that and Balck this. Which is ironic since most people of European decent don’t know where their ancestors came from in the USA. Most likely you are a mix of things. You may even have none european ancestry but don’t know it. In the USA people use the term white, but anyone that has been to europe would know Europe is super diverse even with the different cultures that have been there for a while. As far as racial purity, it doesn’t exist. In Finland, with its nordic scandinavian roots, DNA testing has found Asian haplogroups in its population. Basically it doesn’t matter. Like the other guy that has commented before. I also have spent a lot of time in the sandbox. i work with Kurds, Albanians, Africans, Filipinos. I find it amusing that a man is so concerned in beauty pageants and the ideals of racial purity when that man is a mongrol from the USA. A nation of immigrants. and for your information, Many Latino are of European ancestry. So This idea that California and other states white people are a minority is propaganda. Many Latino in the USA are of mix ancestry but that doesn’t negate that they have European ancestry and have a European Mediterranean culture. Know also Latino is a culture and not just Latin America. Italians are Latino as Well as Spanish from Spain, Romanians and other cultures that have a cultural link to Rome. Hope my post brings some positive ideas into the mix instead of spreading stupidity and hate.

      • Kyle Trouble says:

        Are you really American?

        You can’t type or use paragraphs, apparently. Most Finnish people have a better grasp of how to communicate better than you, so I’ve got my doubts.

      • Vertti says:

        I really don’t understand what you’re trying to say here, if anything. I’m Finnish and Finland is my country so I guess I’m allowed to weigh in?

        Finland is rather homogenous in terms of culture and race. This black girl winning the title was very obviously done from politically correct reasons – the whole competition has gotten very political now.

        By the way Kyle, another black girl Kelly Kalonji also won the title in some of the previous years. I don’t know if this trend will continue but the black people make up a tiny minority of the population of Finland. You’d think statistically native Finnish people would be more likely to win the title but no, not in Finland.

        Our current miss Finland is half asian, Shirly Karvinen. Skin color simply matters here and if you’re a native Finn you’re born to be at a disadvantage in your own country.

      • Dragan says:

        You didn’t say it, just implied it when I pointed out that the third world does have internet and you respond with “oh yeah? Africa doesn’t!” Either you’re ignorant of what third world means, or how rebuttals work.

        Btw, you sure you wanna go? Some of those guys are pretty dark skinned, could even pass for black, and they have terribly unstylish uniforms, some even have blood and grease on them, not sure you’d be comfortable around that.

        And yeah I’ve read your site, honestly its kinda depressing. Is this what passes for manhood in the civilian world? You lose weight, go on vacations, bang a few sluts and its suddenly worth blogging about ,selling books about and offering courses online?
        People who’re fighting civil insurrection by terrorists in Africa and battling drug smugglers and illegal gold miners in the amazon jungle while dodging venomous spiders don’t act this way, you’ve been on vacation, dated a girl and you’re thumping your chest proclaiming how red pill you are on a site with an over the top name like “this is trouble” while offering to teach people how to be a man while complaining about microaggression level shit. Can you even fathom how incredibly faggy you seem? fyi if you’re really jonesing to get laid just get a few visible regimental tattoos and when bitches ask about them talk about your time fighting in Africa or the amazon, works like a charm. for 50 bucks I’l teach you how to do it convincingly.

  • Angel says:

    Brothers and sisters, there are going to be times in our lives when someone else gets an unexpected blessing or receives some special recognition. May I plead with us not to be hurt—and certainly not to feel envious—when good fortune comes to another person? We are not diminished when someone else is added upon. We are not in a race against each other to see who is the wealthiest or the most talented or the most beautiful or even the most blessed. The race we are
    really in is the race against sin, and surely envy is one of the most universal of those.
    You are an Anti-Christ Kyle and a fucking moron.
    Surely one day you will die,you will go meet your maker,tell him you are a handsome white American man and you deserve a special place in heaven. Guess what you will be told? Go to hell you faggot!!
    Repent now or I promise you,you must surely pay the consequence.

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      “We are not in a race against each other to see who is the wealthiest or the most talented or the most beautiful or even the most blessed.”

      You are so, so wrong man.

  • Nik says:

    Wow! I stumbled upon your blog while googling Eastern European living. I’ve read a few articles on this blog.and all I can say is wow how pathetic. I concur with what Dragan said. Seems like there’s an influx of unhappy disgruntle men on the Internet trying to make a dollar from schmucks, preaching about masculinity, freedom and all that jazz, meanwhile giving tips on how to live large in three world countries where their dollar can buy them more boozes and sluts. This is really sad if manhood has come to this. Masculinity is about protection. You know like the men who go out protecting all the gentlefolk of the world against real life trouble. Not some imaginary nonsense like the crap you’ll selling here. But this post was all-time low. It’s actually none of your business who ran or won the Finnish beauty pageant. You might do better worrying about shit stinking in your own backyard first.

  • Angel says:

    “The ground of a certain rich man brought forth plentifully:
    “And he thought within himself, saying, What shall I do, because I have no room where to bestow my fruits?
    “And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods.
    “And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry.
    “But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?
    So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God.
    Our Heavenly Father sees our real potential. He knows things about us that we do not know ourselves. He prompts us during our lifetime to fulfill the measure of our creation, to live a good life, and to return to His presence.
    Why, then, do we devote so much of our time and energy to things that are so fleeting, so inconsequential, and so superficial? Do we refuse to see the folly in the pursuit of the trivial and transient?”
    We all know that our list of earthly treasures consists of pride, wealth, material things, power, and the honors of men. They do not merit any more time and attention, so why won’t you focus instead on the things that will constitute your treasures in heaven.
    After all,you can never be great like Victor Pride!!

  • Angel says:

    The ground of a certain rich man brought forth plentifully and he thought within himself, saying, What shall I do, because I have no room where to bestow my fruits?
    And he said, This will I do: I will pull down my barns, and build greater; and there will I bestow all my fruits and my goods.
    And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry.
    But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?
    So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God.

    Our Heavenly Father sees our real potential. He knows things about us that we do not know ourselves. He prompts us during our lifetime to fulfill the measure of our creation, to live a good life, and to return to His presence.
    Why, then, do we devote so much of our time and energy to things that are so fleeting, so inconsequential, and so superficial? Do we refuse to see the folly in the pursuit of the trivial and transient?
    We all know that our list of earthly treasures consists of pride, wealth, material things, power, and the honors of men. They do not merit any more time and attention, so why wont you focus instead on the things that will constitute you treasures in heaven.
    After all,you can never be great like Victor Pride!!

  • Ernest says:

    The African woman is not bad looking. She does have a nice body. I would rather be with her than being with a woman who has qualities I do not like. There are plenty of women I am not interested in the city I live. But, the women I am interested are indeed overseas or far away from where I am.

  • J-money says:

    Hey man, first of all I like your site and your writing so far (except this article of course :’D )…

    I’m gonna ask you to take a step back and look at another perspective.
    It takes a real mature and wise man to be able to set his own perspective aside for a moment and look at something from another perspective.

    Now in different parts of the world The definition of beauty varies. In some countries especially ones that were colonised by Europeans (including USA) the Nordic blonde or slender eastern European brunette is the epitome of beauty. Most pro models will have this look or try and fit into this mould as much as possible. This is not the case for the whole world.

    White Males in some countries (this may blow your mind lol) actually like the opposite of the typical definition of feminine beauty. There are dudes in England that want black beauties, there are men in Australia that want the darker ladies the better. Places where a full figured black woman will do well is places like Argentina and Italy – google it my friend. That same woman may be deemed as “ugly” in her own USA town and not get a second look but may be seen as a goddess in other countries.

    So what if dudes in Norway or whatever are tired of flat assed white girls and crave some African booty? I live in Africa and there are tourists from some countries that craaave full bodied black woman, they cheat on their slender European wives to satisfy this craving.

    Next your article is teetering on the edge of going off into the direction of some nazi-esque shit.
    Europe needs the migrants because quite simply their working population is dropping due to people not having sex and making babies. It’s as simple as that. Plus not all migrants are IS or terrorists or rapist or whatever come now.

    I love these manosphere blogs but why must you guys always take things a bit too far to the right, Victor pride and co. Not everything is some liberal PC agenda or some conspiracy. Some people just see the world differently. If you can step out of the ‘murica shoes for a second.

  • RRR says:

    The black chick is average at best. The fact that she is standing next to two smoking hot chicks … that she beat in a beauty contest … is quite frankly risable.

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  • Jake says:

    Kyle, I don’t find the winner too attractive but you’re getting way too defensive with the onslaught of criticism. J-money’s comment was, well….money.

    You’re one of the young guys in these forums and as such are perhaps more susceptible to buying into the toxic shit you hear/read wrt culture/race, etc w/in the manosphere. The world is way more complex than the black and white world view many here claim. You seem like a good kid but would be well served upping your thinking’s level of sophistication.

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Jake, with all due respect do you really think this was going into “neo-nazi shit”, as he said?

  • Vertti says:

    Just dropped to say that Kyle your observations are right, this was done in the name of political correctness. Off the record of course, officially it’s just as you said, trying to justify it via other ways.

    It was a semi big deal here in Finland too but as you understand you are not allowed to talk about that in public or voice out about it. The media will destroy your career and all future prospects if you do.

    I’m Finnish myself so I can read all the available information in Finnish about this, if that matters.

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