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The Secrets of Thai Women No One Wants You to Know

  • January 10, 2017 /

On all my travels around the world over the past decade, Thai women nudge ahead of Mexicans as the friendliest and most generous girls I’ve met. This (among other reasons) is why I tell single guys heading to Asia for the first time to start in the land of smiles.

Just as I recommended Peruvian women as the optimal starting point for any international playboy aiming to crack the code of Latina girls, Thailand women are a similarly easy intro to dating Asian women.

The Philippines are also a pretty good in this regard but Thailand has better infrastructure and is more tourist/expat friendly.

And the girls are just as easy.

THAI WOMEN VS. LATINAS

Because I was all about the tits and ass, most of my travels have been through Latin America. But one visit to Thailand and having a Thai girlfriend for 6 months gave me a shot of yellow fever that I’m still infected with.

If I had to compare Thailand with any country in Latin America, I would say: Thailand is the Dominican Republic of Asia.

If you haven’t been to either and don’t understand the following comparison, bear with me.

Here’s what the DR and Thailand have in common:

  • Pattaya is Sosua but on a different continent. 90% of girls in both towns are prostitutes and both places are ground zero for pathetic sex tourists
  • These sexpats ruin the local dating market for everybody else inflating the local girls’ egos (and prices)
  • Gold digging whores are the rule, not the exception—in both countries
  • There are only two nationalities in both countries: local and foreign. It doesn’t matter if you are Norwegian, Russian or American—you are simply foreign
  • Tropical weather in both countries mean girls love to show plenty of skin
  • Through night game and online game in both countries, you will encounter some of the trashiest, most conniving women you will ever meet. You main challenge in both countries will be to sift through a lot of trash to get to the good girls
  • In most western countries, the distinction between pro and “normal” girl is black and white. In both the DR and Thailand, you’ll notice a huge grey area with many girls who don’t consider themselves hardcore prostitutes but who sleep with men and ask for money on a part-time basis

Having said all that, there are some differences:

  • Thai women are slightly easier than Dominican women
  • Thai food is much better than Dominican food
  • I’m not into shoring but I would say it’s easier to shore in Thailand than in the DR
  • The one huge difference between Thailand and the DR (and other countries in Latin America) is the level of competition; Thai guys have zero game and are pushovers

But that’s enough about Thai dudes, let’s talk about Thai women.

WHAT ARE THAI GIRLS LIKE?

Physical Traits

Cute faces and small, thin frames are the norm—nirvana for guys escaping the obesity epidemic in the west. However, svelte does have a downside. If you are a tits and ass man, Thai women (and Asian girls in general, apart from Indonesian) are not for you.

In terms of complexion, Thai people are slightly darker than Japanese, Chinese and Korean, for example. This is a good thing for caucasian guys because Thai girls worship white skin.

You will still get laid with Thai women if you are a darker-skinned guys who is in shape and well dressed—but you might get bitter seeing pigeon-chested, pale dorks get treated like Thor while you get ignored.

Character

Thai girls oscillate between the extremes of the female psyche. They are either any man’s dream girl: sweet, caring and attentive (lots of western men marry Thai girls and it’s not only for the reasons you would assume) or can be Machiavellian, disloyal and psychotic.

SPEAKING IN TONGUES

The question guys always want answered is: will I get cock-blocked by the language barrier? In a word, no. Thai girls know enough English to be able to date you a few times but not enough to make a real connection over a longer relationship.

You’re thinking of learning Thai? It’s a steep learning curve (more tones than Mandarin) and not really worth it unless you plan to live there long term.

However, learn a few words and you’ll differentiate yourself from the hordes of cargo-short wearing backpackers. Being able to butcher a few phrases will make the local girls squeal with delight and it will make a huge difference to your day game efforts.

DIAMONDS IN THE SKY

Despite evidence to the contrary in Soi Cowboy, not all Thai girls are pros and gold diggers – there are around 30 million of them after all. Granted it is hard to bang a “good” Thai girl if you are there on vacation but not unheard of. Thai women are promiscuous (compared to Vietnamese women, who are more conservative) and it shouldn’t take more than 2 dates before you are balls deep in tight Asian pussy.

WHERE SHOULD YOU GO TO MEET THAI WOMEN?

Here is my summary of the cities and areas of Thailand that I have visited:

Bangkok

Hedonistic and chaotic.

If you know of any city worse for health and productivity, please tell me.

You’ll be partying until the sun comes up, downing cheap Gin and Tonics and banging Thai women until your balls are dry.

Most guys stay in the Sukhumvit area but you’ll want to venture out of here if you want to meet non-pros.

Bangkok is cheap to live in but if you get caught up in the party lifestyle (you will) the costs mount up. However, on a budget of between 1,500-1,900 USD per month, you’ll be living very comfortably.

Chang Mai

Cheaper and more conservative than Bangkok but you are more likely to run out of girls (or run into girls you’ve already banged) Both Bangkok and Chang Mai have big location independent communities and plenty of co-working spaces: check out Third Place in Bangkok.

Pattaya

Infested with European sex tourists and hard-faced prostitutes. Avoid like the plague – a disease some of the girls probably have.

Islands of Thailand

Koh Samui: lots of couples and Australian guys.

I prefer the less popular Koh Tao which has fewer tourists and some of the world’s best diving spots.

It’s difficult to find normal Thai girls on the islands but you’ll find plenty of other nationalities willing to get drunk and bang.

GAME TO RUN 

Pulling from non-pro night clubs in Thailand is difficult. The HISO (high society) are tough nuts to crack without local contacts. Chalk it up to the cultural norms of Thailand.

By far the easiest bangs you will get will be from online and your best chance of meeting a good girl is from day game. There are, however, a few adjustments you will have to make to your day game approach. Remember to be more discreet as these Thai girls will be very shy and intimidated by a handsome foreign guy. I deal with this by using the business card technique to slip her my number without drawing attention.

Online Game

As mentioned earlier, there is a lot of trash on the dating sites in Thailand and most of the girls will have banged dozens of Farangs (foreign guys) You’ll have to wade through a sea of hookers, ladyboys and money requests: “My baby has asthma. Can you send me some money so I can buy medicine for him?” was one request I got.

The best site for meeting Thai girls, by far, is Thai Cupid. The site’s paywall stops a lot of idiots joining the site and spamming girls.

Tinder is popular in Thailand and if you use it in conjunction with Thai Cupid, you’ll have at least 3 dates per day lined up.

Night Game

The nightclub scene in Thailand is so infested with hookers that you should be wary of any girl who is willing to go home with you. “Guilty until proven innocent” is my policy in Thai nightclubs. Just straight up ask her if she’s a working girl. It’s much better to have an awkward conversation in the bar than an argument in your apartment/hotel room later on. If she’s a normal girl, she won’t take offence as she’s knows how many Thai women trade sex for money.

FINALLY…THAI LADYBOYS

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Not a ladyboy, obviously.

Last but not least. These creatures are not easy to spot. I fell foul once but that’s a story for a different article.

(Kyle’s note: had I known this I would have requested in the article ;)…thanks for another great guest contribution, EC)

Until next time,
– El Conquistador

PS: If you want a Thai girl waiting for you upon arrival, make sure to sign up for Thai Cupid.

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