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On all my travels around the world over the past decade, Thai women nudge ahead of Mexicans as the friendliest and most generous girls I’ve met. This (among other reasons) is why I tell single guys heading to Asia for the first time to start in the land of smiles.

Just as I recommended Peruvian women as the optimal starting point for any international playboy aiming to crack the code of Latina girls, Thailand women are a similarly easy intro to dating Asian women.

The Philippines are also a pretty good in this regard but Thailand has better infrastructure and is more tourist/expat friendly.

And the girls are just as easy.

THAI WOMEN VS. LATINAS

Because I was all about the tits and ass, most of my travels have been through Latin America. But one visit to Thailand and having a Thai girlfriend for 6 months gave me a shot of yellow fever that I’m still infected with.

If I had to compare Thailand with any country in Latin America, I would say: Thailand is the Dominican Republic of Asia.

If you haven’t been to either and don’t understand the following comparison, bear with me.

Here’s what the DR and Thailand have in common:

  • Pattaya is Sosua but on a different continent. 90% of girls in both towns are prostitutes and both places are ground zero for pathetic sex tourists
  • These sexpats ruin the local dating market for everybody else inflating the local girls’ egos (and prices)
  • Gold digging whores are the rule, not the exception—in both countries
  • There are only two nationalities in both countries: local and foreign. It doesn’t matter if you are Norwegian, Russian or American—you are simply foreign
  • Tropical weather in both countries mean girls love to show plenty of skin
  • Through night game and online game in both countries, you will encounter some of the trashiest, most conniving women you will ever meet. You main challenge in both countries will be to sift through a lot of trash to get to the good girls
  • In most western countries, the distinction between pro and “normal” girl is black and white. In both the DR and Thailand, you’ll notice a huge grey area with many girls who don’t consider themselves hardcore prostitutes but who sleep with men and ask for money on a part-time basis

Having said all that, there are some differences:

  • Thai women are slightly easier than Dominican women
  • Thai food is much better than Dominican food
  • I’m not into shoring but I would say it’s easier to shore in Thailand than in the DR
  • The one huge difference between Thailand and the DR (and other countries in Latin America) is the level of competition; Thai guys have zero game and are pushovers

But that’s enough about Thai dudes, let’s talk about Thai women.

WHAT ARE THAI GIRLS LIKE?

Physical Traits

Cute faces and small, thin frames are the norm—nirvana for guys escaping the obesity epidemic in the west. However, svelte does have a downside. If you are a tits and ass man, Thai women (and Asian girls in general, apart from Indonesian) are not for you.

In terms of complexion, Thai people are slightly darker than Japanese, Chinese and Korean, for example. This is a good thing for caucasian guys because Thai girls worship white skin.

You will still get laid with Thai women if you are a darker-skinned guys who is in shape and well dressed—but you might get bitter seeing pigeon-chested, pale dorks get treated like Thor while you get ignored.

Character

Thai girls oscillate between the extremes of the female psyche. They are either any man’s dream girl: sweet, caring and attentive (lots of western men marry Thai girls and it’s not only for the reasons you would assume) or can be Machiavellian, disloyal and psychotic.

SPEAKING IN TONGUES

The question guys always want answered is: will I get cock-blocked by the language barrier? In a word, no. Thai girls know enough English to be able to date you a few times but not enough to make a real connection over a longer relationship.

You’re thinking of learning Thai? It’s a steep learning curve (more tones than Mandarin) and not really worth it unless you plan to live there long term.

However, learn a few words and you’ll differentiate yourself from the hordes of cargo-short wearing backpackers. Being able to butcher a few phrases will make the local girls squeal with delight and it will make a huge difference to your day game efforts.

DIAMONDS IN THE SKY

Despite evidence to the contrary in Soi Cowboy, not all Thai girls are pros and gold diggers – there are around 30 million of them after all. Granted it is hard to bang a “good” Thai girl if you are there on vacation but not unheard of. Thai women are promiscuous (compared to Vietnamese women, who are more conservative) and it shouldn’t take more than 2 dates before you are balls deep in tight Asian pussy.

WHERE SHOULD YOU GO TO MEET THAI WOMEN?

Here is my summary of the cities and areas of Thailand that I have visited:

Bangkok

Hedonistic and chaotic.

If you know of any city worse for health and productivity, please tell me.

You’ll be partying until the sun comes up, downing cheap Gin and Tonics and banging Thai women until your balls are dry.

Most guys stay in the Sukhumvit area but you’ll want to venture out of here if you want to meet non-pros.

Bangkok is cheap to live in but if you get caught up in the party lifestyle (you will) the costs mount up. However, on a budget of between 1,500-1,900 USD per month, you’ll be living very comfortably.

Chang Mai

Cheaper and more conservative than Bangkok but you are more likely to run out of girls (or run into girls you’ve already banged) Both Bangkok and Chang Mai have big location independent communities and plenty of co-working spaces: check out Third Place in Bangkok.

Pattaya

Infested with European sex tourists and hard-faced prostitutes. Avoid like the plague – a disease some of the girls probably have.

Islands of Thailand

Koh Samui: lots of couples and Australian guys.

I prefer the less popular Koh Tao which has fewer tourists and some of the world’s best diving spots.

It’s difficult to find normal Thai girls on the islands but you’ll find plenty of other nationalities willing to get drunk and bang.

GAME TO RUN 

Pulling from non-pro night clubs in Thailand is difficult. The HISO (high society) are tough nuts to crack without local contacts. Chalk it up to the cultural norms of Thailand.

By far the easiest bangs you will get will be from online and your best chance of meeting a good girl is from day game. There are, however, a few adjustments you will have to make to your day game approach. Remember to be more discreet as these Thai girls will be very shy and intimidated by a handsome foreign guy. I deal with this by using the business card technique to slip her my number without drawing attention.

Online Game

As mentioned earlier, there is a lot of trash on the dating sites in Thailand and most of the girls will have banged dozens of Farangs (foreign guys) You’ll have to wade through a sea of hookers, ladyboys and money requests: “My baby has asthma. Can you send me some money so I can buy medicine for him?” was one request I got.

The best site for meeting Thai girls, by far, is Thai Cupid. The site’s paywall stops a lot of idiots joining the site and spamming girls.

Tinder is popular in Thailand and if you use it in conjunction with Thai Cupid, you’ll have at least 3 dates per day lined up.

Night Game

The nightclub scene in Thailand is so infested with hookers that you should be wary of any girl who is willing to go home with you. “Guilty until proven innocent” is my policy in Thai nightclubs. Just straight up ask her if she’s a working girl. It’s much better to have an awkward conversation in the bar than an argument in your apartment/hotel room later on. If she’s a normal girl, she won’t take offence as she’s knows how many Thai women trade sex for money.

FINALLY…THAI LADYBOYS

thai women

Not a ladyboy, obviously.

Last but not least. These creatures are not easy to spot. I fell foul once but that’s a story for a different article.

(Kyle’s note: had I known this I would have requested in the article ;)…thanks for another great guest contribution, EC)

Until next time,
– El Conquistador

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  • John168 says:

    Thai woman mostly are beautiful and lovely. they have awesome beauty face and nice body. or we can call them are the angel in Asia.

  • Uppyurarse8in says:

    You fucked a dude you’re a Fag 🖕 😂 🖕

  • B says:

    He knows all the spots not to go. That makes me question him. It is true they love white, it is true you can bang 3 to 4 different girls in a week. But not every week no matter how hard you try. Online girls are a complete mixed bag, not every girl has banged dozens of farrang men. And I got into the HISO seen via tinder and married a Thai HISO (was treated terrible by her Thai BF of 7 years, when he tried to rob her, her family forced a split). One of the biggest reasons Thai girls are into Farrang guys is they get treated badly by Thai men. Most Thai men cheat and its accepted. You make accurate points, but it’s exaggerated. The biggest ‘pro tip’ that was missed is – if you go via the online route make sure they send a video or FaceTime them before meeting. Thai girls are pro’s at editing photos.

  • Annika Wheble says:

    Fck off, you chauvinistic pervert!!! You want to come face 2 face with an adopted Thai woman brought up by European, Swedish parents?? Cos I tell you what, us adopted Thais might have the look but we are brought up in a western world and we’ll be as hard core mouthy as the western women. Go fck yourself!!!!

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Lol, thanks for proving the point.

      How ugly are you?

    • Jeff says:

      You just proved his point. Holy shit are you dumb.

    • The Adopter says:

      Good thing about adopting Thai women is you can always cut back to ST ( short time ), and send the little shit packing!

    • Lotus says:

      Thank you, I couldn’t of said it better. I am also an adopted Thai woman and this guy has obviously never been ANYWHERE in Thailand but the red light district. Any men who read this article are being mislead, we Thai women come from a proud heritage (we have never been colonized by a foreign power) and Buddhist religion. This behavior is only tolerated within the red light district. Also keep in mind that some of those girls might be part of a sex trafficking ring, which means they are slaves and there AGAINST THEIR WILL. Going to theses places and spending money there is only putting more Thai women at risk. Not mention they might lie about their age, so you might be having intercourse with a MINOR and with someone who doesn’t want to be there and who will not get any of the money paid for what this author calls a “bang”. There are plenty of reputable dating sites and services available in Thailand. If someone is not willing to put in the time and effort into cultivating a REAL and LOVING relationship, then you do not deserve a Thai woman or any woman for that matter.

      • LOL88 says:

        Yeah you’re from such a proud country that your own birth parents gave you up LOL. It’s clear that Thais, like most Asians, are just soulless ant people. But like other whiny groups, you’ll project you have some strong cultural or ethnic roots that make you so proud and important! Africans do the same garbage and just like them, your people are just slaves because of their character flaws. I’m no fan of sex tourism and have never done it myself but to think that the majority Thai women have integrity and are worth anything more than a lay is delusional and the evidence is reality.

        Please though, the more chest puffing, the better. Also, lmao at you bragging about how Thailand has never been colonized when you literally have westerners freely coming in and screwing your women. You’re such a weak nation that you are literally not even worth being colonized because you can be exploited without even having to be formally occupied. You’re pathetic.

    • LOL88 says:

      In other words, your birth parents gave you up to liberal whites who raised you to be an uppity minority. We’re so happy your birth parents didn’t abort you.

  • Ambrosia says:

    I wish men wouldn’t speak about women like this 🙁 whats wrong with just finding value in a girl? Its like eating ramen noodles for dinner coz its cheap and convenient instead of paying for a decent, nutritious steak meal…

    • LOL88 says:

      Most women are whores and are worse than worthless. We all wish it wasn’t true but women refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and then whine like you on the Internet.

      “Where have all the good men gone?” the thot cries.

  • Your dad says:

    Anything else in your brain? Except Fucking

  • Dwight says:

    You are pathetic

  • DAJ says:

    Hi Kyle,

    I very much enjoy your blog, really informative…
    I tried to post this online but for some reason the website thinks my message is spam. In any case, feel free to post this in the comments section for other people to react.
    This might seem like an odd inquiry but I a really curious about what groups of ethnic girls tend to leave their bush intact (or just slightly trimmed). I like for girls to shave their pits and legs but I find bushes attractive and don’t like girls entirely shaved down there, as they look prepubescent or something. Unfortunately, all canadian girls I sleep with are shaved. I was wondering what your experience has been going to different countries.

  • Neo says:

    I wouldn’t say Thai guys are pushovers. They will gang up on you, or their GF, and beat the shit out of you over a fairly minor transgression like looking at them wrong or accidentally stepping on their shoe. Furthermore, who do you think keeps the Thai women in their place?

    Western guys are much bigger pushovers in my experience. They (we) let out women run around and do anything they want.

  • Birdie Bando says:

    I wanna go but what’s the deal with visas?

  • LOL88 says:

    Asians are soulless ant people and there is nothing wrong with exploiting them. They exploit everyone including each other.

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