On all my travels around the world over the past decade, Thai women nudge ahead of Mexicans as the friendliest and most generous girls I’ve met. This (among other reasons) is why I tell single guys heading to Asia for the first time to start in the land of smiles.
Just as I recommended Peruvian women as the optimal starting point for any international playboy aiming to crack the code of Latina girls, Thailand women are a similarly easy intro to dating Asian women.
The Philippines are also a pretty good in this regard but Thailand has better infrastructure and is more tourist/expat friendly.
And the girls are just as easy.
Because I was all about the tits and ass, most of my travels have been through Latin America. But one visit to Thailand and having a Thai girlfriend for 6 months gave me a shot of yellow fever that I’m still infected with.
If I had to compare Thailand with any country in Latin America, I would say: Thailand is the Dominican Republic of Asia.
If you haven’t been to either and don’t understand the following comparison, bear with me.
Here’s what the DR and Thailand have in common:
Having said all that, there are some differences:
But that’s enough about Thai dudes, let’s talk about Thai women.
Cute faces and small, thin frames are the norm—nirvana for guys escaping the obesity epidemic in the west. However, svelte does have a downside. If you are a tits and ass man, Thai women (and Asian girls in general, apart from Indonesian) are not for you.
In terms of complexion, Thai people are slightly darker than Japanese, Chinese and Korean, for example. This is a good thing for caucasian guys because Thai girls worship white skin.
You will still get laid with Thai women if you are a darker-skinned guys who is in shape and well dressed—but you might get bitter seeing pigeon-chested, pale dorks get treated like Thor while you get ignored.
Thai girls oscillate between the extremes of the female psyche. They are either any man’s dream girl: sweet, caring and attentive (lots of western men marry Thai girls and it’s not only for the reasons you would assume) or can be Machiavellian, disloyal and psychotic.
The question guys always want answered is: will I get cock-blocked by the language barrier? In a word, no. Thai girls know enough English to be able to date you a few times but not enough to make a real connection over a longer relationship.
You’re thinking of learning Thai? It’s a steep learning curve (more tones than Mandarin) and not really worth it unless you plan to live there long term.
However, learn a few words and you’ll differentiate yourself from the hordes of cargo-short wearing backpackers. Being able to butcher a few phrases will make the local girls squeal with delight and it will make a huge difference to your day game efforts.
Despite evidence to the contrary in Soi Cowboy, not all Thai girls are pros and gold diggers – there are around 30 million of them after all. Granted it is hard to bang a “good” Thai girl if you are there on vacation but not unheard of. Thai women are promiscuous (compared to Vietnamese women, who are more conservative) and it shouldn’t take more than 2 dates before you are balls deep in tight Asian pussy.
Here is my summary of the cities and areas of Thailand that I have visited:
Hedonistic and chaotic.
If you know of any city worse for health and productivity, please tell me.
You’ll be partying until the sun comes up, downing cheap Gin and Tonics and banging Thai women until your balls are dry.
Most guys stay in the Sukhumvit area but you’ll want to venture out of here if you want to meet non-pros.
Bangkok is cheap to live in but if you get caught up in the party lifestyle (you will) the costs mount up. However, on a budget of between 1,500-1,900 USD per month, you’ll be living very comfortably.
Cheaper and more conservative than Bangkok but you are more likely to run out of girls (or run into girls you’ve already banged) Both Bangkok and Chang Mai have big location independent communities and plenty of co-working spaces: check out Third Place in Bangkok.
Infested with European sex tourists and hard-faced prostitutes. Avoid like the plague – a disease some of the girls probably have.
Koh Samui: lots of couples and Australian guys.
I prefer the less popular Koh Tao which has fewer tourists and some of the world’s best diving spots.
It’s difficult to find normal Thai girls on the islands but you’ll find plenty of other nationalities willing to get drunk and bang.
Pulling from non-pro night clubs in Thailand is difficult. The HISO (high society) are tough nuts to crack without local contacts. Chalk it up to the cultural norms of Thailand.
By far the easiest bangs you will get will be from online and your best chance of meeting a good girl is from day game. There are, however, a few adjustments you will have to make to your day game approach. Remember to be more discreet as these Thai girls will be very shy and intimidated by a handsome foreign guy. I deal with this by using the business card technique to slip her my number without drawing attention.
As mentioned earlier, there is a lot of trash on the dating sites in Thailand and most of the girls will have banged dozens of Farangs (foreign guys) You’ll have to wade through a sea of hookers, ladyboys and money requests: “My baby has asthma. Can you send me some money so I can buy medicine for him?” was one request I got.
The best site for meeting Thai girls, by far, is Thai Cupid. The site’s paywall stops a lot of idiots joining the site and spamming girls.
The nightclub scene in Thailand is so infested with hookers that you should be wary of any girl who is willing to go home with you. “Guilty until proven innocent” is my policy in Thai nightclubs. Just straight up ask her if she’s a working girl. It’s much better to have an awkward conversation in the bar than an argument in your apartment/hotel room later on. If she’s a normal girl, she won’t take offence as she’s knows how many Thai women trade sex for money.
Last but not least. These creatures are not easy to spot. I fell foul once but that’s a story for a different article.
(Kyle’s note: had I known this I would have requested in the article ;)…thanks for another great guest contribution, EC)
Until next time,
– El Conquistador
PS: If you want a Thai girl waiting for you upon arrival, make sure to sign up for Thai Cupid.