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A Seducer’s Guide To Peruvian Women and Peru

When a wannabe International Playboy asks me about traveling to Latin America, I always tell him: “Go to Lima. Meet Peruvian women.

Lima is safe (if you stick to areas I recommend), the girls speak good English and lie on their backs for most foreign guys.

Peru is the first step on the path to Latin America pussy slaying mastery. Brazil can be dangerous for newbies and the idea that Brazilian girls are very sexual is an urban myth. Colombian women can be devious and slippery. Bolivia and Ecuador are not worth it—the girls are ugly. Argentine girls look down their noses at your approaches. Venezuela is off limits for the time being. Dominican women will take the shirt off your back if you are green and Cuba is mostly pay-for-play.

Now you know why you should visit Peru if you want to get your dick wet, what follows is the How To Guide to traveling in Peru and seducing Peruvian women.

I’ll start with a description of Peruvian women and what type of guys do well in the land of the Incas. Next I’ll tell you which cities you should focus your efforts on, and finally, I’ll give you the tools you’ll need to spread as many Peruviana legs as possible.

Para delante!

WHAT ARE PERUVIAN WOMEN LIKE?

The average Peruvian girl is not good looking but the high-end talent is just as good as anywhere else. Colombia’s female talent is more of a diamond: few fugly girls, a handful of smokeshows and an abundance of high 6’s and solid 7’s. It’s like a modern European country with a bulging middle-class.

Peru, in contrast, is like a neo-liberal state. All Peruvian women between the ages of 18-35 herded together and sorted by looks would form a pyramid. The best looking girls (usually the ones with Spanish blood) are incredible but few and far between while you’ll find masses of square-bodied, flat-nosed 3’s and 4’s.

When guys bash Peruvian girls’ aesthetics, I always counter that the girls have really cute faces (second only to Colombian girls). Unfortunately, they can’t compete with their northern neighbours from the neck down.

HOW ARE PERUVIAN GIRLS BETWEEN THE SHEETS?

Experienced. Many of the Peruvian girls you’ll meet have banged lots of gringos.

Hey, if you want easy girls, you have to take the good with the bad.

IDEAL LOOK FOR PERU

The White God factor is big in the land of the Incas so dye your hair blonde and get some blue eye contact lenses if you can.

Sorry to all the dark-skinned brothas out there, the red pill is painful to swallow sometimes. Chin up and go meet some Brazilian women or Mexican girls.

WHERE TO GO IN PERU

Latina swordsmen should focus on three major Peruvian cities (in order of preference):

  1. Lima
  2. Arequipa
  3. Cusco

LIMA

Most of Lima, outside of a few historical areas, is slum central. There are only a few areas of Lima that I would stay in: Miraflores, San Isidrio, or Barranco.

I can’t hide my love for Miraflores: it’s clean, safe, right on the ocean and walkable to nightlife/shopping outlets.

Do your daygame work in the following two malls: Larcomar and Jockey plaza.

AREQUIPA

Famed for having the best food in Peru, Arequipa is both safer and smaller than Lima and second only to Cusco for architecture and things to do.

Due to the heavy influx of Spaniards during Colonial times, the city also has more white-skinned, caucasian-looking girls than Lima and many more than Cusco.

CUSCO

While Cusco is not a city to base up for a few months (too touristy and with a transient population) it’s great for lovers of night game. Here’s why: “What happens in Cusco stays in Cusco“. The girls most likely to bang are not local girls but the girls visiting from Lima for the weekend.

Just remember to layer up as it gets chilly up in the mountains at night.

To help you decide where to go, here are a couple of extra tips:

  1. If your Spanish is weak, go to Lima first.
  2. Begin in Lima and once you have got your bearings there, go to Cusco then to Arequipa.

For those adventurous souls, check out Iquitos if you want to explore the jungle and enjoy some Phillipines-level foreigner exotic value.

NIGHT GAME

Gringo hunters are the low-hanging fruit of Lima nightlife and if you want easy pickings, start your nights with drinks in local hostels then head to the clubs at midnight. Certain clubs in Lima will be easier because the girls will be looking for gringos. Here are three Lima nigh clubs I recommend, in order from the most gringo hunter infested to the least:

  1. Bizarro
  2. Help
  3. Gothica

News: Word on the Lima streets is that Help and Gothica are currently being refurbished but should be back in business in less than a month.

Just make sure you dress slightly better than the other gringos. I stumbled on this insight one night in Lima when I rocked a blazer in Gothica and received twice the eye contact that I usually did in my v-neck t-shirt.

ONLINE GAME IN PERU

Tinder is big in Lima so make sure your swiping game is sharp. Consider investing in Kyle’s course , optimize your photos, and get a few Spanish openers ready that you can copy and paste.

If you are going to visit a few different cities in Peru, get a Latin American Cupid account and pipeline the whole country. Apply the tips in this article and you’ll have so many Peruvian girls blowing up your phone you’ll be begging me to take them off your hands.

The advantage of online game in Lima is that lots of girls on these sites speak English. After Argentine girls, Peruvian girls have the best English skills in Latin America.

CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR LATIN AMERICAN CUPID

DATING STRATEGIES FOR PERUVIAN WOMEN 

Peruvian women

Don’t overcomplicate dates with Peruvian girls. No need for elaborate plans.

A drink at a local bar then back to your place is good enough 90% of the time. If it’s a weekend. meet her at the club and at 2am tell her you’re going home and ask her to come with you.

MACHU PUSSY?

As Kyle emphasizes on this blog, traveling and being a cool guy is about so much more than just girls. In Peru you’ll be spoilt for great food, history and nature.

When you want to drain your balls, you’ll find plenty of girls who are worldly and speak good English.

Enjoy.

Un abrazo,
El Conquistador

PS: Make sure you set up some dates with Peru’s finest before you go.

  • January 4, 2017
  • Jon says:

    I’ve picked up El Conquistador’s Pickup Spanish and that has helped immensely. (Not a paid promotion, promise!)

    Seriously, dudes. You gotta learn Spanish if you want to pick up these Beauties… sex with a latin gal’ can change your life. My standards have risen for what counts as a could rustle in the sack. Haha!

  • Brian Mark says:

    So are you down in Peru or back in the USA? Have you been there. I was there years ago, but only for sightseeing visit Had to get back to work in the West. Would love to go check out the girls.

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  • Bill says:

    I´m a Gringo from Texas and have been living in Peru for about 6 years now doing export business. I´ll just tell you like I tell my friends back home, Peru isn´t the place to come too if you´re looking for hot chicks period. I have lived in the jungle, sierra and Lima and have been pretty much everywhere in Peru with the exception of the upper northwest side like Piura and Tumbes. Sure you can find a few nice girls even in the worst hellholes on Earth but The fact of the matter is most Peruvian women are just too indigenous looking, so if you like girls that look like Pocahontas (and not the cartoon ¨cute¨ version either) than you will like Peru. But it´s not just that they are physically unattractive they are also like lifeless Zombies. These girls can´t fuck either, it´s like fucking a dead corpse with these Peruvian girls and I´ve been with girls from the jungle also where they are supposed to be more ¨caliente¨ but that my friends is all BS. The women here are also lazy and don´t take care of their bodies. Some of the chicks you see have the meat in the right places but they don´t do any exercise to tone that shit up. Sure they´re easy to get but shit the only ones that have some talent in bed are the ones that have been with gringos before. Colombia is where you need to go, Beautiful women all over the place and they think they are just normal because there are so many hot ones. Unlike here in Peru if you do find a cute one, not only is she going to know she´s hot but millions of other guys are already trying to get her also. Another thing about Peruvian women is they don´t seem to have any real preferences in men, it´s all about resources that they need at the moment. It could be money, food, clothes or whatever but they will go with the man that has which ever resources they need at the time to give. It doesn´t matter if you are a young goodlooking guy or an old man in a wheelchair they will go for the resources and not physical attraction or anything natural like that. Me, I don´t even waste my time with Peruvian chicks anymore I always go over to Colombia or Brazil for women, it´s WAY better.

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  • jorge says:

    bro, las mujeres de tu pais vienen a latinoamerica para follar por que ustedes no saben, me he follado muchisimas extranjeras y les encanta mi pene y como me muevo

    • Kyle Trouble says:

      Seguir adelante y disfrutar de las chicas estadounidenses. No me importa.

      • Mateo says:

        no si, I think we should make a page ‘ are gringas estadounidenses that easy?’ a puesto a que ganamos jajajaja because gringo if you didn’t know, most latinos think of USA chicks are easy enough, even easier than our mamacitas here lol

    • Bill says:

      Latinos get the same “gringas” that Blacks guys in the USA get, the fat ugly rejects nobody wants.

      In Peru where I now live it’s the same thing, you do see cholos with white girl tourists but they are always disgusting ugly and fat hippies and lowlife scum that anyone could get if they wanted them.

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  • Jojo says:

    Para ‘el conquistador’

    Surely you have no respect for women. Did you come out of a bitch or a woman? I guess you have no mother. You are the most disgusting evil on the planet. Women are not sexual objects. You think you are educated and well traveled? You need to read and do less travel and less clubing.

  • Lula says:

    Amazing! Guys! Amazing. I’m speechless. Regardless of how you guys grew up you are already old enough to have sex and travel apparently… therefore you are old enough to make decisions (Obviously). Everyday you decide how you want to think and what you want to do with your life. Why you choose to see and talk about women like that? Unfortunately there are women and men that don’t know what self respect is, or simply, what respect is, so, maybe we should start learning something new to stop being ignorant. Guys, some day you’ll have kids and chances are you will have a daughter who wouldn’t like to be treated as a piece of meat and like Jojo said you all came from a mother. Travel and explore, have fun but if you take that attitude with you, no matter where you go you’ll always end up feeling so empty and you won’t attract good Karma.

  • CLAUDIA says:

    If you are looking for women for sex is easy you know where you have to go … in the nighclub .. every thing in its place …. In Peru women do not like the gringos because they have no color .. they are cold. . do not know how to dance .. we prefer Latinos … if you want easy women go to Brazil or Colombia ..

  • kyle says:

    Peruvian women are hot

  • Austin.W says:

    I was in Peru for a month.

    In short i had the biggest blast of my life to date. I banged 21 chicks in 30 days. May consider writing a datasheet on the entire experience. Although saying that if you dont fit my description i seriously dont know how helpful any of it would be to you.

    Before anyone says “but they were all ugly” only 1 chick did i bang who i felt ashamed off, the vast majority being bangable while id say 6 or 7 being what i consider actually hot. Two of them id say were intimidatingly hot as in if i were to look upon them in a nightclub in the UK, id put my chances as nil to actually having a chance of banging them. it is well known that Peru has the most amount of gringo lovers in all of the Americas. It is a pussy paradise, especially for a blond haired blue eyed white guy and I had the same experience in the Philippines as you did in Peru. So if you a white American or European, I would definitely recommend Peru for a month or 2 I plan on coming back many more times.

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