The Player’s Christmas List

Hoe-hoe-hoe, Merry Christmas! Any man who plays the field would wish for the following items.

The Player’s Christmas List

1.) A flake free week.

2.) Condoms…or not.

3.) Booze – because it gets you laid.

4.) A new guitar.

5.) A new book, perhaps?

6.) A girl with a pure soul and open mind.

7.) The ability to conquer fears.

8.) Focus.

9.) A thorough understanding of the sexual marketplace.

10.) Money to travel.

What’s on YOUR Christmas list this year?

  • Gert says:

    6) Could as well be an Unicorn.
    But if she’s out there, she’s mine.

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