How To Get A Girl Back To Your Apartment

I’ve made no secret of the fact that I think all men should be pushing for sex on the first date. If not, you run the risk of getting screwed over; whether that means being her orbiter, being her wallet, or just being a bitch. If you set the first date up properly, getting her to come back to your apartment should be a piece of cake. Once she has that plausible deniability, all you have to do is just not fuck up, really.

For the record, it doesn’t matter where you meet her, whether it be OKCupid, Tinder, or nightgame – the same rules always apply.

In any case, I’ve compiled a list of bullshit excuses you can use to get a girl to come back to your apartment.

Use a guitar to get laid.

I’ve covered the guitar pretty extensively in this post, but a guitar is hands-down the best weapon in your arsenal, in my opinion.

Offering free (and strong) drinks.

I don’t condone getting girls shit-faced and fucking them, but you have a significantly better chance of getting laid just by putting a single drink in them.

I’ve got a post about making drinks here.

Silly props.

This could be travel photos, a dumb trinket, or anything else that you guys click about when you’re out at the bar having a conversation.

Good sex.

If you can turn her on enough before you even get her back to your pad, you’ll be shocked at how easy getting upstairs can be.

**Rape her.

** …kidding.

What would YOU add to this list?

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