Now, Game Is More Important Than Ever
If you’ve been living under a rock, you might have missed the fact that, on California college campuses, guys can no longer have sex with girls unless said female clearly screams yes to the heavens and signs a consent form prior to any penis in vagina action occurs.
State lawmakers last month approved SB967 by Sen. Kevin de Leon, D-Los Angeles, as states and universities across the U.S. are under pressure to change how they handle rape allegations. Campus sexual assault victims and women’s advocacy groups delivered petitions to Brown’s office on Sept. 16 urging him to sign the bill.
De Leon has said the legislation will begin a paradigm shift in how college campuses in California prevent and investigate sexual assaults. Rather than using the refrain “no means no,” the definition of consent under the bill requires “an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement to engage in sexual activity.”[…]
The legislation says silence or lack of resistance does not constitute consent. Under the bill, someone who is drunk, drugged, unconscious or asleep cannot grant consent.
Having gone to one of the crazier California state colleges myself, I can promise you that this new bill is not going to keep the excessive drinking, drugs, and hook-up culture down. However, what will rise will be the number of young men facing school discipline for “sexually assaulting” a girl, even if both partners were drunk, and unless they got her to sign on the dotted line.
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of California that I am sober, not under the influence of any drugs, and 100% consent to having this man’s penis go inside of my vagina.”
If I were given a choice between the consent form cockblock illustrated above, or a rude and fat feminist friend – I’d take the fattie any time. Women aren’t exactly the type to shout their consent to the heavens while in the middle of being seduced, preferring to play their bullshit games, hoping you are man enough to swat her nonsense aside and take her anyway (hello, 50 Shades).
Not that it’s terribly difficult to get laid in college, provided you are cool and have a decent social circle, but this puts a huge dent in the enthusiasm of young men coming from high school who have even the slightest bit of sexual experience. Girls live in the moment. They want to feed the bullshit, “It just happened,” line to all of their friends, even though the same friends said the same lie the week before when they went home from the dive bar with the hippie who plays drums in a reggae band.
SB967 takes all the romance away.
Men are winners. There are guys out there still in school with mad game, and they’ll figure out a clever way to get around this; this is just one more hoop to jump through in the journey from introduction to intimacy. However, there is an important thing to note. Remember, false rape accusations are going to be because a women regretted having sex when she woke up with the guy the next morning. Seems pretty simple then – don’t let her regret it.
Game Is More Important Than Ever
This means to be on the ball.
This means fuck good.
This means be a charming motherfucker.
This means to lead.
It’s probably only a matter of time until this gets passed on a more extreme level outside of the University system. Guess it’s time to think more about Europe.