The Index of Relationship Shit Tests

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Believe it or not, I’m now approaching six months of being in a long term, *gasp* committed relationship with my girlfriend, Holly. You could also go read this post if you want a full story of how that all went down.

And guess what, motherfuckers – I’m still blogging all the time unlike what some people originally said:

You should change your URL to thisiswhipped.com.

Unsubscribed. RIP. You shall be missed.

Hopefully some of the other bloggers will inform me when you inevitably get cuckolded by Dear Holly and get back in the game with a vengeance…

Although Holly says I never write anything nice about her on my blog, I like the girl more and more everyday. Admittedly, a lot of the content I do write regarding our relationship tends to veer towards negative territory, but that’s due to the nature of the blog. It’s a site about exposing lies and self improvement. It would be boring to write about how happy I am every day, plus I’d sound like a massive faggot.

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With that being said, there were a lot of relationship shit tests when we first become a monogamous couple, due to the fact that she’d read the blog and posts like these. They have petered out significantly since that time, but I decided it would be a good time to write an index of  relationship shit tests I’ve encountered.

A future post (likely next week) will include the best way to answer these shit tests.

Relationship Shit Tests

What do you think about me?

Why are you so mean to me?

What do you like about me?

What don’t you like about me?

Did that work on other girls?

You’re so cocky.

Will you do <insert gay chore> for me?

Will you go to <insert gay event/date/thing> with me?

What do you want to do? <– WARNING!

What do you think about <insert random thing>? (depends on the context, obviously)

“You should leave.” – when in a fight

Who was that?

Do you love me?

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  • earl says:

    Here I’ll help you brainstorm for the next week post..since these are fairly easy questions to answer generally speaking.

    “What do you think about me?”

    -Just watch what I do. That’s what I think of you.

    “Why are you so mean to me?”

    – I’m having a bad day, week, month, year, lifetime.

    “What do you like about me?”

    -Your quizzical nature.

    “What don’t you like about me?”

    -Your quizzical nature.

    “Did that work on other girls?”

    -What matters is if it works on you.

    “You’re so cocky.”

    -Thanks, baby.

    “Will you do for me?”

    -Say yes if you want to…no if you don’t.

    “Will you go to with me?”

    -Say yes if you want to…no if you don’t.

    “What do you want to do?” <– WARNING!

    -Say what you want to do. If she doesn't like it, she shouldn't ask questions.

    What do you think about ? (depends on the context, obviously)

    -Yes, obviously

    “You should leave.” – when in a fight

    -If it’s her place…do it. If it’s your domicile, don’t. If it’s in public it’s up to you.

    “Who was that?”

    -Say who it was…if she starts getting crazy untrue ideas in her head about this person, she’s a nutjob.

    “Do you love me?”

    -More than I did yesterday.

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