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Where To Go To Get Laid In San Diego

A reader wrote me: Hey Kyle I’ve been reading your blog for quite some time now that I’ve moved to San Diego with my family. I’m 17. I’ve never had a problem getting laid in <redacted, big US city> (where I am originally from), but since I’ve gotten here I haven’t gotten a bang yet (I’ve […]

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Female Rationalization Hamster Of The Week

Ladies and gentlemen, this week’s top post by a woman self-rationalizing her bad decisions can be found on my post about respecting a girl after sex on the first date. It’s a doozy! In short, you shouldn’t do it. Sex on the first date = slut = not worthy of a commitment. Hit and quit […]

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The Index of Relationship Shit Tests

Believe it or not, I’m now approaching six months of being in a long term, *gasp* committed relationship with my girlfriend, Holly. You could also go read this post if you want a full story of how that all went down. And guess what, motherfuckers – I’m still blogging all the time unlike what some people originally […]

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Why Am I A Coward?

Reader Briana writes to the ROK staff with the email subject titled “coward”: Why is it that you all hide behind pseudonyms? Wouldn’t a real alpha male use his real name?  Well, Brianna, there is a difference between having balls and being, well – fucking stupid. And trust me, I’ve given it some real serious […]

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Low Class Jobs Are Underrated

Manual labor and low class jobs in today’s society are grossly underrated. Sure, the work isn’t fun and the pay isn’t great, but unlike sitting in an office, they won’t make you fat. Having a job at McDonald’s, even with unlimited amounts of free food, won’t necessarily make you fat. Sitting around all day will. […]

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The Love Of Racing

I’ve been obsessed with auto racing since I was five years old and was given NASCAR Racing by Papyrus. I even managed to find a picture of the game’s cover. In any case, this kicked off a love of speed I still haven’t shaken. I’ve always rooted for Jeff Gordon, probably the one sports “team” I […]

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How to Be a Sexually Dominant and Irresistible Man

To keep a woman around, you must be sexually dominant; i.e. fuck her good. Society teaches you to ask permission, to make love, and to respect her boundaries. It is said that it’s men, and men only, that are sexually frustrated. This is a myth. However, women have a different kind of sexual frustration. Their frustration does not stem […]

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How People Find My Blog

These are the search terms people have used recently to find This Is Trouble. Like last time, it’s worrisome. How People Find My Blog “im a white knight” Kill yourself. “okcupid height” You can lie a little bit, but it ultimately doesn’t matter. “go raw on the first date” Duh, you always want to raw dog. […]

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Typical Woman Makes It About Her

On my most recent post, a commenter wrote the following: I really like this post, and completely understand your frustrations with the corporate world, however, there is one paragraph I have an issue with: “Meanwhile, it makes me upset that any decent looking girl can have the fucking world, hardly have to work and it’s […]

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