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Viva Las Vegas!

Missed my scheduled post yesterday – thinks have been hectic at work this week and I’ve been working some OT for some extra cash. Check out my Return Of Kings post that went live today – HR’s Worst Nightmare.  I’m really happy with the way it turned out. I’m leaving today to go to Las […]

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The Thrill Of The Mountain Makes You A Man

The smell of the woods and fresh running water.  The hurt and pain of climbing uphill.  The thrill as you cut back and forth amongst the trail, flicking your handlebars with precision to avoid the obstacles in your path (or, depending on your level of crazy, to run them right over).  The way your stomach […]

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The Forbidden Fruit

The forbidden fruit. What everyone wants, but cannot have.  Alas, only a select few are able to access the forbidden fruit.  Those who do access it are looked upon by those who cannot. Some look up at them in admiration and respect. But most look down on them with disgust, fury, and jealousy. The thing […]

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Weed

I’ve never used marijuana. Ever.  And yes, I do live in bro-surf-hippie San Diego. I didn’t have any interest in drinking until I turned 21.  I grew up with very straight-edge parents though, and was never exposed to weed to alcohol.  Now, I’ve been drinking since I turned 21, but still have not touched weed.  […]

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Cat Fight!

Funny enough, it’s actually on my first ever post, which was a letter of sorts to my college-aged female friends.  Here is a quick quote from it: STOP drinking so much, STOP making out with guys like me in clubs within 5 seconds of meeting, STOP putting off exercise “until I’m fat,” and for the […]

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13 Things Men Should Be Shamed For, Not Celebrated

Since swallowing my first dose of the red pill over a year ago, I’ve noticed quite a lot of terrible behavior from both genders.  While I previously wrote 20 Things Women Should Be Shamed For, Not Celebrated, feminists screamed bloody murder and called for my head.  However, women aren’t the only ones at fault for […]

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Field Report: I End Up With Blue Balls

“You’re the first person I have ever talked to online and gave my number to.  So don’t ruin it for me :)” Hmmmm.  We’ll see about that.  I know a thing or two. I respond: “I like the dress.  Wear it tomorrow ;)” “Maybe if you’re lucky ;)” “his one thinks she’s funny.  Better put […]

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The Only Cure For Obesity Is Willpower

“Wow, you’re so…fat, Kyle,” chirped my cousin Elena (the sister to this cunt) as we were hanging out at my house one day. “Like, really fat.” It stung. Not that she was a skinny girl herself, and these days she stands about 5’4″ and probably close to 170 pounds at this point, so I guess […]

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Getting The First Date Bang: Volume I, The Setup

When I was going on a lot of dates, I got first dates down to a science.  I decided to break down the entire strategy into three separate posts: Volume I: The Setup & Logistics Setting The Date Venue Selection Prep Your Pad “Seed” Something Volume II: The Public Date The Intro Kino Paying Planting […]

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