A Very Drunk Halloween
The below is an extremely badly-written post after I came back from being out on Halloween night. I had originally planned not to go out for reasons best explained here The Holidays: Amateur Nights on Steroids.
Well, I ended up going out and (for the most part) striking out. Here are my drunken thoughts, unedited for amusement:
I rthouthgt long and hard about whether or not i should go out on halloween.
I decided i hsoudlnt. then i had a friend convince m,e that i hsould yeah, that was stupid. fukc that.
this is probably the bigget attention whoring, slutty night but not actually go home with a guy tat girls have beisdes maybe new years l. it’s nothing but a cheap ploy to get duds (and chicks) to pay to gert into places ponly to have massive amoutns of bad game and shitty logisitcs take palce.
the best i did tonight? a make out at a dive bar with a 27 year old named danielle.
girls at the club had so many optins or were so drunk they didn’t even bother.
this iwll be the last tmie i take place in hooday shenanigans. there is simply no piont., i have good neough game now and neough sexual satisfaction that it doesn’t matter me to me whether or not i go out on a silly ahoiday.l
i wouldve been happy at home drinking beer and ordering a piza isntead of walking aorund, standing in line, and dealing iwth massive amounts of dick all around me.
this was written at 1:04 am when i got home compeltrely drunk and definitely a little sloppy. a sober version field report WILL FOLLOW!!!!!!
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