Eventually I hope to be a dancer in the Disney parade at Disneyland or even better a Disney princess. (preferably Belle)


I’m trolling online dating sites tonight.  Came across this gem.  This screams high maintenance to me.

“Not only do I want to be a princess, but I know EXACTLY the princess I must be!”

More on this tomorrow, because this is exactly the attitude that makes dating so weird and difficult these days.

  • Yeesh. My best friend is a princess. Fuck that shit. The only appeal there is the library. And I’ll get that on my own.

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