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I’m Thankful For Game

  • November 27, 2015 /

Coming at you from Barranquilla, Colombia.

The city itself is a shit-hole and roughly the temperature of hell, but the women – WOW.

Got my flag on the first night of being here with a gorgeous 21-year old who didn’t speak a lick of English. Got her into my room with some wine, and spent the night punching away at the keyboard with Google translate well enough to communicate. I even managed to disarm the LMR-period-sex thanks to Google.

Coincidentally, she is a promoter for Coors Light here in Colombia; apparently Coors is really good quality beer here. I had to explain to her the meaning of “piss beer” here in the States.

She wants my two friends and I to come out and meet the rest of the Coors Light girls with her tonight.

EDIT, following morning (since I got distracted by all the girls and dates – how anyone gets shit done here, I have no idea): she took us out with them.

The two guys I’m with both scored – El Conquistador banged one friend and Masculine Profiles made a valiant attempt but couldn’t convert a hard 9.

All in all, I’m having a blast here over my Thanksgiving vacation, and am glad to be at home avoiding the gluttony of Thanksgiving feasts and the commercialism of Black Friday.

While we were down here, we decided to put together a little package deal for all of our readers to get some great content at a Colombian mugging steal of a price. The Bang Black Friday package includes:

  • The Tinder Template by Masculine Profiles (normally: $9.99)
  • A Bachelor’s Guide to Central America by Masculine Profiles (normally: $9.99)
  • Traveling with Tinder by Masculine Profiles (normally: $2.99)
  • Cracking OkCupid by Trouble Maker (normally: $14.97)
  • Pick Up Spanish Course by El Conquistador (normally: $67)
  • Bang the DR by El Conquistador ($14 value)
  • Gaming ‘Grade A’ Colombian by Nacimiento ($17 value)

All of this is just $47.

Get it before it’s gone.

More to come soon from Colombia.

Thank you for reading, as always.

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