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Los Angeles Dating Is Not That Bad – Seriously

I’m not gonna lie, when I began single life here as a bachelor here in Los Angeles I was a bit worried. I’d heard horror stories around about how tough of an environment it was for a man to get laid in. After a month and some change of Los Angeles dating, I’m here to say it – put up or shut up. Is it worse than a place like New York City, or the supposed shit show that takes place in Southeast Asia? No doubt. But to throw blanket statements around such as, “It’s impossible to get laid in Los Angeles,” is utter bullshit.

In what is basically five weeks since my relationship ended, I’ve banged eight girls, gotten blowjobs from two more, and made out with half a dozen others (maybe more, but I don’t remember; drunk nights). For those bad at math, that’s 1.6 new girls per week. On top of that, I’ve nailed four of those eight at least three times since, which has honestly kept my balls drained enough that I haven’t pursued as many new notches as I could have. If I’d been operating at peak semen capacity, there’s little doubt in my mind it could easily have been a dozen notches.

Out of the remaining four girls: one I chose not to see again, one has been a pain in the ass, and the other two were both notches in the last five days as of writing this – so I haven’t seen them again. One is on the calendar for next week and the other has been blowing up my phone, so a 75% second bang ratio isn’t too shabby, either. So even all the claims of not only not being able to get laid, but keeping a girl around – so far, they’re all bullshit.

Again, this isn’t to say it’s not a hell of a lot easier to get laid in other cities, but here’s what is working for me in regards to Los Angeles dating.

Ditching The Dates

I’ve been promising more field reports and just haven’t gotten around to it – but I promise I’ve developed a really good system for getting girls to come straight over, and I will share it soon once I have some more research in play. But seriously – dates are overrated. They’re cliche, expensive, and unnecessary. Girls are so depraved from excitement that going over to a stranger’s house makes their vagina wet.

Out of those eight notches, five of those came straight over to my apartment without going on a date in public. And, all of them banged me with absolutely zero resistance, save for one. To top it all off, all of them happened within thirty minutes of them being here. Sure, maybe girls are slutty and I’ve just gotten lucky, but it’s happening often enough now that I think it’s fair to say it’s not a fluke.

Yes, three girls did bang me off of dates but I’ve also been on a half dozen or so dates that didn’t result in lays. If they agree to come over, it’s in the bag.

Logistics Are Key To Los Angeles Dating

Here’s what I think most men are failing at Los Angeles dating.

1.) They’re living with roommates.

2.) They’re living in a shitty area.

Both are hard to avoid. Los Angeles is an expensive place. But having a nice place in a nice area is a huge part of me selling them coming to me; if not my apartment, then a bar down the street. I text them pictures of my patio, my bar, and whatever else I pass by throughout my day. Most of them are poor and living with roommates their hate, or their parents. They want to have an escape. If you can provide it for them, they’ll be putty in your hand.

ABC – Always Be Churning

I’ve probably had over a hundred numbers in my phone since I went on the prowl again. There’s too many – I won’t even bother saving them in my phone until we’ve met. Yes, girls here are flaky. Yes, they get a lot of attention. But there are still millions of girls in the city as a whole. If you rely on the one or two girls who you got a number from at 1:00am in a club…you’re destined to fail. But if you keep churning numbers through a combination of means, eventually you will strike upon the yes girls who down to fuck.

Go Extreme When Fucking

I’ve tied up most of these girls already with my under the bed restraint system. Again, these girls live boring lives just trying to pay the bills. They want to be choked, spanked, and dominated sex. To not do them dirty is doing both them and you a major disservice.

What are your thoughts on Los Angeles dating? Is it as tough as some men make it out to be?


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  • Mike

    You’ll appreciate LA the most when you see girls in other cities, SF, DC, the Northwest, etc. It really is at the height of the hottest girls in the world, but of course that brings all the same baggage with it.

    So right with girls wanting an “experience.” If you have a reliable system, it runs itself. (I’m in DTLA so there is a lineup of certain bars to use on dates, with rooftops/ adventure type game in the mix). The harder part is getting through the flakes and wishy-washiness. 90% of LA game is getting a girl to show up. Your reports are always good to provide insight on that portion of LA game.

    Also agree on dating, actually went on a formal date rather than the usual meetup/hookup/etc. The night was in the bag, but I was so turned off by the notion of paying for everything I’m pretty sure I subconsciously blew it up at the end by hitting on another girl at the bar and getting her number. Laughing about it at the end didn’t help either, but F going that path again.

  • Chef

    Finally some much needed positivity in the LA dating scene. It’s summer and this city is poppin. You won’t do well with the regular routes: formal dates and getting phone numbers in the clubs, but I can vouch that Trouble’s methods work.

    I would add on to:

    Dates: Only local spots that are a 5 minute walk from your place and is ideally a wine bar. If you’re spending more than $20 for two drinks at one place and then bouncing for another round at your pad, you’re doing it wrong. You can see Mike’s apprehension on spending cash in the previous comment.

    Logistics: Have an extra parking spot for her. When you stumble to look for street parking for 10 minutes, it kills the mood

    My 2 cents: Get good at Day game. Have you walked around Santa Monica or the Grove on a Saturday afternoon? Lots of cuties, often by themselves or with a friend, that won’t mind giving their digits to a charming gentleman. Plus those numbers are strong, and will most likely lead to dates…as opposed to 99% of the digits you get on a weekend evening. One particular afternoon I got 4 digits, and that led to two dates that week. Girls showed up excited to meet me after telling their girlfriends all week about the guy with balls who talked to them and smoothly closed.

    Like Trouble says, if you’re not getting girls in this city, it’s your fault. Change your methods and listen to dudes who are getting it done.

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  • Always be Churning! Like that one and a good point. I would definitely be on the lookout now and expect fails.

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